Hey guys ever faked an orgasm?

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  • eroswebmaster
    March 1st, 2003
    • Jul 2001
    • 20295

    #1

    Hey guys ever faked an orgasm?

    Ever get so tired of banging some chick so when she's not looking you tell her to close her eyes and just throw some mucous across her face and scream lke you're cumming?
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  • boardersweetie
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    • Oct 2003
    • 1889

    #2

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    • buddyjuf

      #3
      Originally posted by boardersweetie

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      • eroswebmaster
        March 1st, 2003
        • Jul 2001
        • 20295

        #4
        Originally posted by bdjuf
        was that a no?
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        • kush
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2001
          • 3382

          #5
          Originally posted by boardersweetie
          It's a simple question, what's so confusing?

          Eros, I can't say that I have!

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          • SuckOnThis
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 6844

            #6
            Originally posted by eroswebmaster
            Ever get so tired of banging some chick so when she's not looking you tell her to close her eyes and just throw some mucous across her face and scream lke you're cumming?


            Damn thats funny

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            • pimplink
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2001
              • 9535

              #7
              Originally posted by SuckOnThis


              Damn thats funny
              I agree cuz that girl would be TOO stupid not to notice a thing...I mean mucous AND CUM???

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              • Robertf
                Confirmed User
                • Feb 2004
                • 392

                #8
                Hmmm i faked once, but then just pretending i came in her ... but worked fine
                ....

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                • Spunky
                  I need a beer
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 133987

                  #9
                  Hell ya..all the time..why give her all the pleasure?

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                  • Za Ha
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 5112

                    #10
                    ya i have faked it a few times
                    after a while u just get tired.

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                    • WWC
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                      • Jul 2003
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                      #11
                      dont think its possible....girls wont leave their eyes closed for long...girls will catch that in a sec
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                      • Alltopnotch
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                        • May 2004
                        • 2845

                        #12
                        wtf...
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                        • bringer
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                          • Jul 2003
                          • 13082

                          #13
                          Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                          Ever get so tired of banging some chick so when she's not looking you tell her to close her eyes and just throw some mucous across her face and scream lke you're cumming?
                          i dont think your bf was faking it
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                          • Ash@phpFX
                            Confirmed User
                            • Nov 2003
                            • 4292

                            #14
                            reminds me of that seinfeld episode

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                            • Madd
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                              • May 2004
                              • 436

                              #15
                              No, I never get tired of pussy, or any girl
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                              • beemk
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                                • Jan 2002
                                • 20829

                                #16
                                ive been drunk a few times and gave up after a few hours, didnt bother to fake anything though.
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                                • JDog
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                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 7453

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                  Ever get so tired of banging some chick so when she's not looking you tell her to close her eyes and just throw some mucous across her face and scream lke you're cumming?
                                  I've never done it exactly that way, but I have gotten to fake it a few times.

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                                  • rowan
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                                    • Mar 2002
                                    • 17393

                                    #18
                                    Why not just be honest and say you can't be fucked? (literally )

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                                    • baddog
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • Apr 2001
                                      • 107089

                                      #19
                                      yes . . . I had a girlfriend that insisted we use condoms, and there would be times that she got off, and I knew nothing was going to happen for me, and that would just totally deflate her whole ego trip, I would fake it

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                                      • macker
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                                        • Jul 2003
                                        • 2161

                                        #20
                                        No, never had to. Concentrate hard and point out my toes is about the hardest I've ever had to try.

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                                        • Mr. Marks
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                                          • Jun 2001
                                          • 7517

                                          #21
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                                          nope, havent tried that yet.

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                                          • Marcus Aurelius
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                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 14809

                                            #22
                                            I keep a squirt gun full of watered down hand lotion beside the bed for just such emergencies.

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                                            • Napolean
                                              Old school
                                              • Nov 2002
                                              • 4327

                                              #23
                                              yes sir, cant ever feel shit with condoms on.. guess im too small

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                                              • Z
                                                Vidi Vici Veni
                                                • Nov 2002
                                                • 6308

                                                #24
                                                I used to date this chick who was awesome in every way except that she was the deadest fuck ever. She'd moan and groan and get off a couple times, then try to talk shit in my ear. I never could get off if she was prattling away, "oh baby...come on...ya...that's it...ohh.." Most of the time I'd just tell her to shutup or put my hand over her mouth.

                                                But, there were several times when it was just easier to tighten up the ass and lower back and get deep for a few seconds. She'd be all proud of herself and jump up to get us juice and bananas or something.

                                                Like I said, great in every way....but, just fuckin' terrible in bed.

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                                                • FilthyRob
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                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                  • 6741

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by eroswebmaster
                                                  Ever get so tired of banging some chick so when she's not looking you tell her to close her eyes and just throw some mucous across her face and scream lke you're cumming?
                                                  Now that's funny. I faked an internl orgasm once and the girl got mad when I told her later that I faked it.
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                                                    • Jul 2002
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                                                    #26
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                                                    • milehighclub
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                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 137

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by mdcq
                                                      I keep a squirt gun full of watered down hand lotion beside the bed for just such emergencies.
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