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Post your best or worst or strangest cocaine stories in this thread
I was with this guy and he is a hardcore user of all drugs. We called his guy up to get some coke, I had cash the other guy didn't. He gave the dealer this awesome leather recliner that was brand new. Now that's fiend.
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Orgasms N Such!
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Cocaine is fucking stupid.
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Coke ... makes you end up wasting your car, house and everything inside money ;)
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ok here's my best: went to a strip club a few years back with a couple buddies and I had my camera... we ended up pissed and one of them started taking pictures. It was between shows, but management was not impressed. I went over and talked to the greasy manager and convinced him the camera would stay in my jacket, and had a chat about the club, etc. When the next show came on, he told us he had better seats for us right up front. We went, thanking him in a nervous way (this was a pretty shady place). We sat down and the waitress brought us beers. He said they were on him. We though cool, free beer. Anyways, after that show we figured we'd get out of there, but stopped at the washroom first. The manager guy was doing a line on the sink, and when seeing us, brought out his baggie and dumped a bunch out, making a bunch of lines and offering it to us. We happily took part, then got the fuck out of there as fast as we could. Still one of the stranger stories I've got.
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I used to sell weed and a little coke everynow and then. I ran out of coke and some guy came over and asked to buy some. I told him I had run out. He got angry and demanded I sell him some. I showed him my empty vial say I'll call him when I get more. He then accuses me of holding out on him and he pulls a pistol and points it at my head. Others in the room back me up and say there is no coke in the apartment and offer him a bong hit. He puts the gun away and takes the bong hit and leaves after apologizing.
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wtf? It's an illegal substance. Get your ass in jail this instant mister.
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luckily im smart enough to not put myself in a position to have any cocaine stories. Its funny how some people think being a drunk or a dopehead makes them cooler in some way, I've never understood that. Makes you look fucking stupid with no self control. Dont get me wrong, I've had a drink or two in my time, and been drunk a few times, but to brag about getting drunk every night, or how much weed you smoke seems childish and ignorant.
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Dunno I snorted a line and then I exploded.
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I tried to sniff some coke but I got the ice cubes stuck in my nose.
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Coke is fucking stupid and i hate it However, i still seem to do it about once every 6 months. It's not even fun really.. it's like a 10 min coffee buzz that never seems to get you high enough and clogs the shit out of your nasal passages.. I hate Crystal Meth even more but at least it gets you High. I turned 30 today and i think i am sick of all drugs..Im have had enough
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Funny how when you are young you do all sorts of things not realizing the consequeses....
A friend of mine thought he was doing coke, but apparently it had glass in it. Scary to see all this blood trickling from his nose. You never know whats in your drugs... ![]()
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I was doing some lines with this co worker..he must have been 45 or so.All of a sudden he grabs his chest and falls to to ground..fucker had a heart attack...
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I used to get guys selling me tons of eletronics for extremly cheap, and I would turn around and sell it for alot more. they were ppl needed coke really badly, obsiously stolen stuff.
more stupid shit I did when I was young, poor and not so bright. only story I got. |
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When I was a senior in high school, I was doing JD beerbongs (basically a beerbong with jack daniels) and apparently I also did 5 straight lines of coke and my heart freaked out. It almost killed me....it cleaned me right the fuck up...
an overdose tends to wake you up quicker than some pussy shouting about the dangers of drugs...
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did coke and adderall, long story short
nearly fatal heart attack at age 16 |
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hmm this guy i know who sells powder had a connect he was buying from for over a year. he was buying in kilo's. and one day out of the blue, he gets a brick of straight baking soda.
moral of this story = never trust jamaicans
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I am not able to fuck after few lines.So I don't like it too much.
Anyway the best coke I had was in Milano.They call it "heart"- its the same centre of original coke brick - 1 inch little stone
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last time I did coke like years ago I don't do drugs anymore anyway I got drunk and someone had thrown some water out of a window of a bail hostel on me earlier in the night so I went back and bricked the fuckers window it makes me abit agrresive!
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I dont have any never touched the nose candy..
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i'm soo drug ignorant when i bought my metal busness cards I had no idea what some people would use them for.
I don't fault or judge anyone for drug use - i have my own problems and the one thing i actually admire in most users is that most accept me for who I am - faults and all, as I do the same of them.
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i left ASAFUCKINP i smoke weed, this is nothing i hide, but that shit will turn you into monsters.
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I play poker with some guys who like the booger sugar, its fantastic for me
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brother was addicted for 5-6 years, basically ruined his life for forever, smart drug let me tell ya.
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When I was 16, I did lines of cocaine with a bunch of other kids, then we went out and beat up some kids that were smaller than us... but it did not make us big or cool as we had planned.
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![]() The first time I did coke it was on accident--I thought it was meth. I was hitchhiking and this guy who looked just like Mick Jagger picked me up in his corvette. I don't remember his license plate anymore, but it had something do do with the Stones (lips, mick, jagger, somthing along these lines...). He said he was a professional Mick Jagger impersonator. Anyway, when he dropped me off he asked if I wanted a line. I said sure. Immediately upon snorting it I said, "Hey, what the hell was this?!? It didn't even burn!" He told me it was cocaine. I didn't like it. After that first time I tried it twice more (always free) and never did like it. By the way, happy birthday Mahoney! ![]()
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I know this guy that worked in a governmentt laser lab in the 80s and they have these little jewel cases that hold 4 round 1" mirrors. There is a plastic insert that has lots of airspace under it. Apparently he and his co-workers would fill the mirror boxes with coke and then put the inserts back in... that way they could be cranking away with dangerous laser beams shooting all around the room and then take a little break by snorting right out of the mirror boxes and then BOOM right back into the laser research.
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