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notjoe · 06-19-2004, 05:59 PM

OBITUARY FOR OUR FRIEND COMMON SENSE!

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge).

His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense finally gave up the fight after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. Two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner survive him.

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing.

dropped9 · 06-19-2004, 06:01 PM

Its the freakin weekend,.... I aint reading that shit

notjoe · 06-19-2004, 06:07 PM

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Originally posted by Headless
Its the freakin weekend,.... I aint reading that shit

I Know...two minutes of your time is a lot!

It's funny and worth the read

BradM · 06-19-2004, 06:12 PM

Sadly.... this is so true and makes me mourn.

jukeboxfrank · 06-19-2004, 08:11 PM

you should have given credit to the author. But it is funny

Jamdin · 06-19-2004, 08:13 PM

He died years ago about the same time road rage and cell phones came out

lilj · 06-19-2004, 08:15 PM

sorry to hear..

The Truth Hurts · 06-19-2004, 10:09 PM

and that, is the fucking truth.

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 06-19-2004, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
and that, is the fucking truth.

Paul Markham · 06-19-2004, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Headless
Its the freakin weekend,.... I aint reading that shit

So other than whoring your sig WTF are you here for.

Paul Markham · 06-19-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by BradM
Sadly.... this is so true and makes me mourn.

So true.

Common sense died when PC (Politically Correct) was born.

BlueQuartz · 06-19-2004, 10:32 PM

R.I.P

SleazyDream · 06-19-2004, 10:33 PM

idiot

06-19-2004, 05:59 PM	#1
notjoe Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 5,599	A good friend of ours is DEAD - Read for more info OBITUARY FOR OUR FRIEND COMMON SENSE! Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend by the name of Common Sense who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such value lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm and that life isn't always fair. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not kids, are in charge). His health began to rapidly deteriorate when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Finally, Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense finally gave up the fight after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot, she spilled a bit in her lap, and was awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust, his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. Two stepbrothers; My Rights and Ima Whiner survive him. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still know him pass this on, if not join the majority and do nothing.

06-19-2004, 08:15 PM	#7
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06-19-2004, 10:33 PM	#13
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	idiot __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

06-19-2004, 06:01 PM	#2
dropped9 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Your moms box Posts: 26,727	Its the freakin weekend,.... I aint reading that shit

06-19-2004, 06:12 PM	#4
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	Sadly.... this is so true and makes me mourn.

06-19-2004, 08:11 PM	#5
jukeboxfrank Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: www.jenniferworthington.com Posts: 1,207	you should have given credit to the author. But it is funny

06-19-2004, 08:13 PM	#6
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	He died years ago about the same time road rage and cell phones came out

06-19-2004, 10:09 PM	#8
The Truth Hurts Zph7YXfjMhg Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In Your Skull Posts: 15,350	and that, is the fucking truth.

06-19-2004, 10:32 PM	#12
BlueQuartz Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 1,971	R.I.P