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StuartD · 06-18-2004, 10:04 PM

I ordered some chinese food and realized I have no clean forks.

So what's a bachelor to do?

I sent my little brother with $20 to the store to buy some plastic forks

mailman · 06-18-2004, 10:04 PM

save me some chicked balls... mmmmmm

PersianKitty · 06-18-2004, 10:05 PM

Chopsticks?

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
Chopsticks?

After I realized I had no forks, I dug through the bag to find some... but nope... no chopsticks.

I guess they figured this white boy don't do the stick.

GTS Mark · 06-18-2004, 10:09 PM

You lazy bastard!

But I can't blame you that hill is fricking awful!

DH

cosis · 06-18-2004, 10:11 PM

hmm ever thought of washing one?

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by cosis
hmm ever thought of washing one?

Haha... yeah right. You're funny

mailman · 06-18-2004, 10:14 PM

SPOON

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 10:16 PM

Haven't you heard?

There is no spoon.

cosis · 06-18-2004, 10:18 PM

im a bachelor too and i atleast would stick a cheese infested fork under some hot water for a few seconds.... i dont care if it even all comes off

mailman · 06-18-2004, 10:18 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Haven't you heard?

There is no spoon.

thats right the fork ran away with the spoon!

Holly · 06-18-2004, 10:27 PM

Wouldn't it have been a lot faster and easier to just walk into the kitchen, turn on the hot water, and wash a single fork? You could have had one washed before he even made it out of the house and to his car.

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 10:29 PM

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Originally posted by Holly
Wouldn't it have been a lot faster and easier to just walk into the kitchen, turn on the hot water, and wash a single fork? You could have had one washed before he even made it out of the house and to his car.

Nah, none are clean enough to do that with... they're all pretty nasty.

evl4fun · 06-18-2004, 10:31 PM

wow you guys have sucky chinees places.....at least egg roll king gives me plasticware......otherwise I would just eat the shit with my fingers

MiSsBeHeaDReSs · 06-18-2004, 10:35 PM

hahah, and I am such a single girl. Me and my roommates are watching Bridget Jones, drinking wine, and eating chinese food. *sigh*

Holly · 06-18-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
Nah, none are clean enough to do that with... they're all pretty nasty.

That's the craziest shit I've ever heard. You don't have a little scrub brush or scouring pad to wash stuff with? How hard could it be to wash one fork, no matter how dirty it was????

You need to hire a maid.

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Holly

You need to hire a maid.

Smartest thing I've heard all night

fuzebox · 06-18-2004, 11:10 PM

*shakes head*

angelsofporn · 06-18-2004, 11:17 PM

just put all that stuff in the blender...that is if you have clean cups

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