A typical conversation I have with female friends - GoFuckYourself.com

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 04:48 PM

woman: "That guy is such a jerk, men are pigs... why do they always have to treat me so badly?"
me: "Not all guys are bad.... just most."

woman: "I always seem to find all the wrong ones, I hate men."
me: "Yeah, that's too bad."

woman: "What I really need is a responsible guy who is caring... someone who'll take care of me."
me: "yup, I agree, you do."

woman: "I guess I'm just not that lucky. See, it would be perfect if I could find someone like you, infact, i'm surprised you're single."
me: "uhmm..."

woman: "why is it that you're not married yet anyway? A girl would be lucky to have a guy like you. I feel totally comfortable with you... like I could tell you anything. I swear, you're like a brother to me."
me: "uhhhh....."

woman: "Yeah, what ever girl snatches you up will be really lucky."
me: "uh..... yeah, I guess."

I think I've had about 50+ conversations that went like that.....

someone please make it stop??

polish_aristocrat · 06-18-2004, 04:49 PM

I remember you posted about this problem 4 months ago :/

Juicy D. Links · 06-18-2004, 04:49 PM

MM

Stop playing the nice guy role and start banging these chicks

ThePornPusher · 06-18-2004, 04:49 PM

Shit happens with me all the time. Girls are so fucked up in the head. This is why I love porn.

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
I remember you posted about this problem 4 months ago :/

That was sorta simliar... that was more of a "how do you get laid on a regular basis" thing.

I guess they definitely go hand in hand though.

angelsofporn · 06-18-2004, 04:51 PM

At that point in the conversation is when you should slowly dip your balls into her mouth

Elli · 06-18-2004, 04:51 PM

First you play the hot date, and THEN after you bed her, show her your sensitive side. That way she'll appreciate both, and wonder how she could ever get so lucky. But you have to ooze some machismo first to let her know you're not just another shoulder to cry on.

Go get em tiger!

BradM · 06-18-2004, 04:51 PM

Hit those asses stop getting pushed around

Juicy D. Links · 06-18-2004, 04:52 PM

Stick your cock in ther mouths

SlickRick · 06-18-2004, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MaskedMan
woman: "That guy is such a jerk, men are pigs... why do they always have to treat me so badly?"
me: "Not all guys are bad.... just most."

woman: "I always seem to find all the wrong ones, I hate men."
me: "Yeah, that's too bad."

woman: "What I really need is a responsible guy who is caring... someone who'll take care of me."
me: "yup, I agree, you do."

woman: "I guess I'm just not that lucky. See, it would be perfect if I could find someone like you, infact, i'm surprised you're single."
me: "uhmm..."

woman: "why is it that you're not married yet anyway? A girl would be lucky to have a guy like you. I feel totally comfortable with you... like I could tell you anything. I swear, you're like a "brother to me."
me: "uhhhh....."

woman: "Yeah, what ever girl snatches you up will be really lucky."
me: "uh..... yeah, I guess."

I think I've had about 50+ conversations that went like that.....

someone please make it stop??

That girl isnt going to fuck you..

"I swear, you're like a brother to me."

Sly_RJ · 06-18-2004, 04:52 PM

Ahh... you're great at reaching "best friend" status. Stop being so nice and caring. If they want to be "best friends", treat them like one of the guys.

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
At that point in the conversation is when you should slowly dip your balls into her mouth

detoxed · 06-18-2004, 04:53 PM

plastic surgery

Juicy D. Links · 06-18-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
At that point in the conversation is when you should slowly dip your balls into her mouth

i almost destroyed another keyboard cause i read that and laughed so hard with coffee in my mouth

aflex · 06-18-2004, 04:54 PM

kick some game to her

LadyMischief · 06-18-2004, 04:55 PM

Is Joel talking to you about me again? I'ma gonna kick his fuckin ass!

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief
Is Joel talking to you about me again? I'ma gonna kick his fuckin ass!

nope... he hasn't been talking to me much today at all.

StuartD · 06-18-2004, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Stop being so nice and caring.

This is what I keep hearing but..... it's not in my nature. I can't do that.

Kinda means I'm stuck

BradM · 06-18-2004, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
At that point in the conversation is when you should slowly dip your balls into her mouth

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untitled · 06-18-2004, 04:58 PM

they're testing you to see if your a man or not, but i guess you keep failing. instead of saying "uhmmmm" or "errrmmm" you gotta throw some game and be cocky/funny otherwise you're just their pet.

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DamageX · 06-18-2004, 05:38 PM

Reminds me of back when I was single. Back then they used to say I'm like a brother to them. Now that I'm married they really regret that they didn't try to fuck me when I was single. Most women are stupid when it comes to single guys, they think that if a guy's single then something must be wrong with him. Once he's off the market they start pulling their hair out for not making a move on him when he was single. And they NEVER learn.

serious · 06-18-2004, 05:40 PM

you need to read up on the ladder theory..

you are prob on the friends ladder with all your female friends.

ImLost · 06-18-2004, 05:41 PM

girls are fucked in the heads, they have no clue what they think or say.

06-18-2004, 04:48 PM	#1
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