3 yr old helps deliver her brother...

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  • Tam
    Rude Bitch
    • Jan 2001
    • 8533

    #1

    3 yr old helps deliver her brother...

    Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet, spanked his bottom and Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and sked the wide-eyed 3-year >old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again!"

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  • QualityMpegs
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2003
    • 3521

    #2
    i would think that'd scar a 3 year old for life

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    • eiht_98
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2001
      • 6103

      #3
      "Smack his ass again"

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      • Tam
        Rude Bitch
        • Jan 2001
        • 8533

        #4
        Originally posted by QualityMpegs
        i would think that'd scar a 3 year old for life
        It was a joke...... come on, you can do it....... tilt your head back, open your mouth REALLY wide and say ha ha ha ha.......... LOUD....... and now you know how to take a JOKE........ rotfl
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        • TheSwed
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          • Feb 2004
          • 3483

          #5

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          • born4porn
            FUKM ALL!
            • Jan 2004
            • 38781

            #6
            that cracked me up!

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            • escoman
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              • Jun 2004
              • 597

              #7
              poor girl...
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              • =^..^=
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                • Jan 2002
                • 6935

                #8


                I have a friend whose 8 year old son had to deliver her baby when they lived in PNG
                i'm gonna send her this joke
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