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  • SleazyDream
    I'm here for SPORT
    • Jul 2001
    • 41470
    #1

    I am God.

    so i'm leaving LA and i get to the airport. i havn't eaten in over 20 hours, and suddenly i feel week and dizzy. I'm physiclaly shaking. i get my ticket and this holly roller comes up to me and hands me a book saying it will help me to find God.

    I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL.

    I say " I am God"

    i sold it totally - and for a brief moment he believed it - and stated to shake. then he steped back and darted away.


    it was beautiful moment.
    This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

    Now read without the word dog.
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    • WiredGuy
      Pounding Googlebot
      • Aug 2002
      • 34512
      #2
      Sleazy is my god.
      I play with Google.

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        • baddog
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 107089
          #3
          hahaha - you should have hit me up on ICQ or something, I would have brought you food

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            • Tam
              Rude Bitch
              • Jan 2001
              • 8533
              #4
              rotfl

              Have YOU seen you? I would have run the other fucking way too....... you should be ashamed of yourself.... why the hell didn't ya hand him a business card and tell him to be a good little holy roller and do what they do and run home and buy some porn from you?
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                • beemk
                  CLICK HERE
                  • Jan 2002
                  • 20829
                  #5
                  hahaha, i hate those people that try and push religion on random people in the streets. last time i said "get out of here" and threw his pamphlet on the ground right in front of him and he was all like "im glad you did that because i want to save you from going to hell"
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                    • baddog
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 107089
                      #6
                      BTW, it was good seeing you

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                        • SleazyDream
                          I'm here for SPORT
                          • Jul 2001
                          • 41470
                          #7
                          Originally posted by baddog
                          BTW, it was good seeing you
                          u2
                          This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                          Now read without the word dog.

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                            • toddler
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 1911
                              #8
                              Originally posted by SleazyDream


                              I slowly look up, and get a sense of absolute confidence total controll unlike anything I've ever felt before. I look him straight in the eyes and a voice comes out of me unlike any i've heard before. I wasn't loud but it was ALL POWERFUL.

                              I say " I am God"



                              it was beautiful moment.
                              meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mg-l-mn-, -mny)
                              n.

                              1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
                              2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.
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                                • boneprone
                                  Hall Of Fame
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 34415
                                  #9
                                  God Is Canadian.

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                                    • VIPimp
                                      Marina WILL have my babies!
                                      • May 2003
                                      • 9234
                                      #10
                                      I just wanted to help you find god... you didnt have to scare me like that.

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                                        • Poppy
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                                          • Apr 2002
                                          • 6254
                                          #11
                                          OMG!!! hahahahaha
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                                            • SleazyDream
                                              I'm here for SPORT
                                              • Jul 2001
                                              • 41470
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by toddler
                                              meg·a·lo·ma·ni·a ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mg-l-mn-, -mny)
                                              n.

                                              1. A psychopathological condition characterized by delusional fantasies of wealth, power, or omnipotence.
                                              2. An obsession with grandiose or extravagant things or actions.
                                              i like that omnipotence word. it fits well into my vocabularity.



                                              did you know i actually DO live in Gimli now - the home of the Gods.
                                              This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                              Now read without the word dog.

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                                                • QualityMpegs
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                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                  • 3521
                                                  #13
                                                  Don't tell Fletch that. He has that whole anti-Christian movement going right now.

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                                                    • SleazyDream
                                                      I'm here for SPORT
                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                      • 41470
                                                      #14
                                                      who the fuck said christ is god - christ never said that. that's misguided church bullshit.


                                                      i'm not christian. I am God. it's simple, and you'll find peace once you finally emprase it.
                                                      This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog!

                                                      Now read without the word dog.

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                                                        • hershie
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                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                          • 4642
                                                          #15
                                                          At an airport these days, even Jesus himself would freak and run if someone claims to be god or acting in his name.

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                                                            • biskoppen
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                              • 5809
                                                              #16
                                                              Sleazy is God .. sadly most people don't know why ... and thats actually why he is God...
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                                                                • Jaded Chica
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                                                                  • May 2004
                                                                  • 128
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Sleep deprivation will do that to you

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                                                                    • Jakke PNG
                                                                      ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                      • Nov 2001
                                                                      • 20306
                                                                      #18
                                                                      rolf
                                                                      ..and I'm off.

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                                                                        • Jakke PNG
                                                                          ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 20306
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
                                                                          rolf
                                                                          ..and I'm off.

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                                                                            • ocho-ocho
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                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                              • 1769
                                                                              #20
                                                                              OMG!
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                                                                                • hova
                                                                                  Traffillionaire
                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                  • 22430
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I always try to do that when that happens to me........only the crackheads believe me
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                                                                                    • corvette
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                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                      • 7880
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      did you end up getting anything to eat before you got on the plane?
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                                                                                        • Mutt
                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                          • 34431
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by TeenGodFather
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                                                                                            • grumpy
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 9870
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Stop smoking.
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                                                                                                • TDF
                                                                                                  Triple OG nigga on GFY
                                                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                                                  • 27296
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by TeenGodFather


                                                                                                  hanet seen him for a while
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                                                                                                    • Sean
                                                                                                      revolutionforce.com
                                                                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                                                                      • 2909
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      did you buy the book
                                                                                                      -sean
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                                                                                                        • makefuckingmoney
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Oct 2003
                                                                                                          • 3277
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          yes you are..


                                                                                                          was nice to see you again!

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                                                                                                            • Jakke PNG
                                                                                                              ex-TeenGodFather
                                                                                                              • Nov 2001
                                                                                                              • 20306
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Originally posted by makefuckingmoney
                                                                                                              yes you are..


                                                                                                              was nice to see you again!
                                                                                                              The guy who took the pic is DRUNK!! Damn his vision is blurry.
                                                                                                              ..and I'm off.

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                                                                                                                • digifan
                                                                                                                  The Profiler
                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                  • 14618
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  I think your blood sugar level went down.. but the moment must have been beautiful
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                                                                                                                    • evl4fun
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                                                                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                                                                      • 372
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      god dammit...................I'm waiting, dammit now.......god, dammit..........

                                                                                                                      If you spend all day worrying about what happened yesterday.....then tommorow will suck too.

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                                                                                                                        • BigVlad
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                                                                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                          • 703
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          God Is Brazilian (c.) Jer

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                                                                                                                            • FlyingIguana
                                                                                                                              aspiring banker
                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                              • 10870
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              please, god knows how to use his washer

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                                                                                                                                • Jer
                                                                                                                                  God is Brazilian
                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 10601
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by BigVlad
                                                                                                                                  God Is Brazilian (c.) Jer
                                                                                                                                  It isn't (c) Jer. It's public domain.

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                                                                                                                                    • Jer
                                                                                                                                      God is Brazilian
                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 10601
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      The guy stepped back because you don't have an brazilian accent. But if you did and this feeling was strong and the voice was really good... he would be on his knees.

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                                                                                                                                        • Jer
                                                                                                                                          God is Brazilian
                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 10601
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by boneprone
                                                                                                                                          God Is Canadian.
                                                                                                                                          BLASPHEMY!

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                                                                                                                                            • Kicker
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                                                                                                                                              • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                                              • 7040
                                                                                                                                              #36
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                                                                                                                                                • digifan
                                                                                                                                                  The Profiler
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                  • 14618
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by FlyingIguana
                                                                                                                                                  please, god knows how to use his washer
                                                                                                                                                  Huh? Ever heard him washing??? Some mother's child... duh.
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                                                                                                                                                    • Joe Citizen
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                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                                                      • 4552
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Jer
                                                                                                                                                      BLASPHEMY!
                                                                                                                                                      Jer, we already know that God is Australian!

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                                                                                                                                                        • Ar3s
                                                                                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 4307
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Sleazy is GOD

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                                                                                                                                                            • Jer
                                                                                                                                                              God is Brazilian
                                                                                                                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 10601
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Joe Citizen
                                                                                                                                                              Jer, we already know that God is Australian!
                                                                                                                                                              Ahhhhhhhhhh.... my heart hurts, ahhhhhhhh

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                                                                                                                                                                • Matiz
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                                                                                                  • 1740
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  LOL

                                                                                                                                                                  You should have signed the book for him..
                                                                                                                                                                  ...

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Peaches
                                                                                                                                                                      Old broad
                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 13933
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Matiz
                                                                                                                                                                      LOL

                                                                                                                                                                      You should have signed the book for him..

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Not Working
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                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 225
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          For those who have stood before you, truly know, that you are God.

                                                                                                                                                                          Dinner was great and I will be up in Vancouver in August. Maybe you can come out and I can take you to dinner, God.
                                                                                                                                                                          "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, a cola in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOOOOO HOOOOOO, what a ride!"

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                                                                                                                                                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                                              WW4L
                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                              • 10581
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              no one believes me when I tell them I am the virgin mary..I must not be convincing enough..maybe if i shoved my hymen in their face

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                                                                                                                                                                                • amacontent
                                                                                                                                                                                  STANLEY CUP CHAMPION !
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 13024
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  I KNEW IT I KNEW IT. I have been telling people but no one believes me.

                                                                                                                                                                                  May the body of SLEAZY have mercy on us all
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Odie
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 7040
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                                                      no one believes me when I tell them I am the virgin mary..I must not be convincing enough..maybe if i shoved my hymen in their face
                                                                                                                                                                                      I've tried the same thing and they always ask me to prove it!!!
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Tanker
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2000
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 9287
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          Good stuff sleazy was good hanging with you at the show

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • C_U_Next_Tuesday
                                                                                                                                                                                              WW4L
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 10581
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Odie
                                                                                                                                                                                              I've tried the same thing and they always ask me to prove it!!!
                                                                                                                                                                                              there can only be one

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • VividLeslie
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2003
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 500
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  This religious debate has been brought to you by the sick minds of "Sleazy Dream."

                                                                                                                                                                                                  Could you imagine just how wild the world would've been the past 5 years if God was into the porn industry? We would've been the ones fucking Visa, Acacia, and so forth, he he he!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  I wouldn't say I am or have met the guy but I've certainly had moments when I felt close to god I couldn't possibly disclose on a public forum. Yes, the words, oh god, oh god have come out of my mouth a time or two, he he he!

                                                                                                                                                                                                  xoxo
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Leslie

                                                                                                                                                                                                  (P.S.) If Scott had an epiphany, it would mean that God lives with Jman! Interesting, eh?

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • DarkJedi
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                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 28301
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      LOL, i can only imagine.

                                                                                                                                                                                                      poor bastard prolly shit his pants.

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