3 yr old helps deliver her brother... - GoFuckYourself.com

Tam · 06-15-2004, 12:41 AM

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet, spanked his bottom and Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and sked the wide-eyed 3-year >old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again!"

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My husband's best friend sent this to him and I just HAD to share it with you. I laughed so loud I almost woke my kids. LMAO

QualityMpegs · 06-15-2004, 12:41 AM

i would think that'd scar a 3 year old for life

eiht_98 · 06-15-2004, 12:44 AM

"Smack his ass again"

Tam · 06-15-2004, 12:46 AM

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Originally posted by QualityMpegs
i would think that'd scar a 3 year old for life

It was a joke...... come on, you can do it....... tilt your head back, open your mouth REALLY wide and say ha ha ha ha.......... LOUD....... and now you know how to take a JOKE........ rotfl

TheSwed · 06-15-2004, 03:45 AM

born4porn · 06-15-2004, 05:12 AM

that cracked me up!

escoman · 06-15-2004, 05:18 AM

poor girl...

=^..^= · 06-15-2004, 05:21 AM

I have a friend whose 8 year old son had to deliver her baby when they lived in PNG
i'm gonna send her this joke

06-15-2004, 12:41 AM	#1
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	3 yr old helps deliver her brother... Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Katelyn, a 3 year old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Katelyn did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet, spanked his bottom and Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Katelyn for her help, and sked the wide-eyed 3-year >old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. Katelyn quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place. Smack his ass again!" rotflmfao My husband's best friend sent this to him and I just HAD to share it with you. I laughed so loud I almost woke my kids. LMAO

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