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Red · 02-22-2001, 05:28 PM

A blonde woman named Susan finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my
house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and she does not win.

Susan again prays... "God, please let me win
the lotto! I've lost my business, my house
and now I'm going to lose my car."

Lotto night comes and Susan still has no luck.
Once again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light
as the heavens open and Susan is confronted by the voice of God himself...

"Susan, work with me on this. Buy a ticket."

Red

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As a Brunette, I found this particulary funny

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02-22-2001, 05:28 PM	#1
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	Why God loves blondes A blonde woman named Susan finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes and she does not win. Susan again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to lose my car." Lotto night comes and Susan still has no luck. Once again, she prays... " Dear Lord, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Susan is confronted by the voice of God himself... "Susan, work with me on this. Buy a ticket." Red ------------------ Amateurmoney-we give great click Red's Erotica You've never had story content on your site like this before. Original, funny, purely pornographic.

02-22-2001, 05:38 PM	#2
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02-22-2001, 05:39 PM	#3
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02-22-2001, 07:38 PM	#4
aprilkorova Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: SoCal Posts: 649	As a Brunette, I found this particulary funny LOL

02-22-2001, 07:53 PM	#5
RobertD Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA Posts: 1,149	ouch.....