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Juicy D. Links · 06-13-2004, 11:06 AM

in a outdorr type happy hour setting than a mightclub that is dark......Reason is:

You can actually see what the chicks look like in daylight ....

Whne you see em in a dark club and then see em in daylight sometimes it can be dramatic.

At least this way you can see the goods ...in daylight

bad_girl · 06-13-2004, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
in a outdorr type happy hour setting than a mightclub that is dark......Reason is:

You can actually see what the chicks look like in daylight ....

Whne you see em in a dark club and then see em in daylight sometimes it can be dramatic.

At least this way you can see the goods ...in daylight

Ignorance is bliss!

BG

69pornlinks · 06-13-2004, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Ignorance is bliss!

BG

are you hot?

SS396chevelleSS · 06-13-2004, 11:11 AM

Bring home one of the nasties last night Juicy?

crockett · 06-13-2004, 11:12 AM

Juicy I found this on another board and I think I sould share it with you..

IMPORTANT NOTICE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW IT
COULD SAVE LIVES.

Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up.

Jace · 06-13-2004, 11:14 AM

strobe light honey is the term for a girl that looks good in the club, but nasty when you wake up the next morning

MrIzzz · 06-13-2004, 11:14 AM

so juicy does this mean that i have to keep picking out nice outdoor places for happyhour all summer?

kmanrox · 06-13-2004, 11:16 AM

or find them in a whorehouse with good lighting

Juicy D. Links · 06-13-2004, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrIzzz

so juicy does this mean that i have to keep picking out nice outdoor places for happyhour all summer?

yes loll

Greasball called me also he bit my ear off for like 40 minutes loll

Juicy D. Links · 06-13-2004, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Ignorance is bliss!

BG

Its a fact. Applies to guys as well.

I have been doing research on this for my thesis for my masters for 4 yrs.

PatrickKing · 06-13-2004, 11:18 AM

I see you fellas had a bit of fun lastnight.

MrIzzz · 06-13-2004, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
yes loll

Greasball called me also he bit my ear off for like 40 minutes loll

kim+lapdance=happy greaseball

Spunky · 06-13-2004, 11:18 AM

Church is the best way to meet girls...they are sooooo horny

doober · 06-13-2004, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
or find them in a whorehouse with good lighting

bwaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

riosluts · 06-13-2004, 11:31 AM

yeah i know what you mean. My friend met a girl like that in some celebration at night, and he though she was hot hot hot. Then a few days later on a second date, he couldn't belive that she was the same person. Looked totally different

MeniJennaCash · 06-13-2004, 11:39 AM

Yeah I noticed
when I lived in NH
Sunday afternoon into evening on the outdoor deck with Reggae Band starting at 6 pm
was the most friendly drunk chick crowd in the city that whole week

06-13-2004, 11:41 AM

juicy, teach me how to pick up chicks

bad_girl · 06-13-2004, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 69pornlinks
are you hot?

Occassionaly.

PatrickKing · 06-13-2004, 11:46 AM

http://paddymcgees.com

M_M · 06-13-2004, 12:00 PM

I wouldn't pick up girls from a club anyway. They are all sluttly. They are easy come, easy go.

Raf1 · 06-13-2004, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M_M
I wouldn't pick up girls from a club anyway. They are all sluttly. They are easy come, easy go.

that's why we pick them up...

TheMob · 06-13-2004, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M_M
I wouldn't pick up girls from a club anyway. They are all sluttly. They are easy come, easy go.

Better than easy come, don't go.

Juicy D. Links · 06-13-2004, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PatrickKing
http://paddymcgees.com

Paddys is filled with college filled jekoffs

Bridgeview night club 9 formerly Sprats on the water) has better quality bush

Juicy D. Links · 06-13-2004, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M_M
I wouldn't pick up girls from a club anyway. They are all sluttly. They are easy come, easy go.

true but in general all girls are slutty in one way or another.

Jakke PNG · 06-13-2004, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
in a outdorr type happy hour setting than a mightclub that is dark......Reason is:

You can actually see what the chicks look like in daylight ....

Whne you see em in a dark club and then see em in daylight sometimes it can be dramatic.

At least this way you can see the goods ...in daylight

Soooo.. I take you woke up next to a skank this morning?

06-13-2004, 11:06 AM	#1
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06-13-2004, 11:12 AM	#5
crockett in a van by the river Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 76,806	Juicy I found this on another board and I think I sould share it with you.. IMPORTANT NOTICE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW IT COULD SAVE LIVES. Be on the lookout! Police warn all male clubbers, party-goers, and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A date rape drug on the market, called "beer", is used by females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is found in liquid form, and is now available almost anywhere. "Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer", men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened the night before...usually with a vague feeling that something bad occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship". Apparently men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female. Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up. __________________ In November, you can vote for America's next president or its first dictator.

06-13-2004, 11:14 AM	#7
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