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  • Grammar Police
    So Fucking Banned
    • Feb 2004
    • 727

    #1

    Stop helping newbies, morons!

    Okay, if I see one more of you shitheads offering helpful tips to newbies I am going to bitch slap you. Most of you don't view other webmasters as competition but they most definitely are competition.

    Let's say you open up a restaurant. A couple of months after you are up and running, someone wants to open another similar restaurant across the street from you. This would-be restaurateur stops by one day for some tips. Now here's where things get good. In real life, you'd be evasive, vague, possibly downright rude with this person.

    Since we're online and other webmasters aren't viewed as competition some of you are willing to share the knowledge and experience you have gained over the years to expedite and simplify this person's trek into adult webmasterhood.

    Helping out newbies is like taking the new restaurant owner under your wing, showing him your expenses, income, distributor lists, recipes, and telling him which dishes your customers like the best. Would you do that in a brick & mortar business? I think not.

    We're all vying for the same surfers attention. Helping another webmaster attain those surfers is downright stupid.
  • pornstar2pac
    Omaha Hi/Lo
    • Nov 2003
    • 17380

    #2
    sig sale day is on the 27th newbies
    Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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    • Doctor Dre
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Jan 2001
      • 51692

      #3
      I dont care helping newbies because I know 99 % will NOT and NEVER do as good as I do ...

      I mean this whole business is full of amateurs ... The only thing that is good is networking ...

      I mean who the fuck use CSS in this business ... we are years behind on everything .

      Just think about it, newbs are still 5 years behind you anyways ... not really competition if you are at a certain level .

      And I got another question for you : How did you start out in this business ?

      My guess is that some people helped you out
      Originally posted by rayadp05
      I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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      • Doctor Dre
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2001
        • 51692

        #4
        And the 1 % that will be successfull will just help the industry become better since they bring something new .
        Originally posted by rayadp05
        I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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        • pornstar2pac
          Omaha Hi/Lo
          • Nov 2003
          • 17380

          #5
          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
          And the 1 % that will be successfull will just help the industry become better since they bring something new .
          Thanks for the mentioned.
          Trump haters gonna hate. that's all they can do

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          • just a punk
            So fuckin' bored
            • Jun 2003
            • 32393

            #6
            Many partnership program owners are browsing this forum you know. They are interested in recruiting as many gallery posters as possible. Even if these posters are newbies, but not the experienced ones like you ;)
            Obey the Cowgod

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            • AMADude
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 3875

              #7
              Grammar Police....
              YOU are a noobie.
              No sig, just here to fuck around.

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              • Basic_man
                Programming King Pin
                • Oct 2003
                • 27360

                #8
                no more newbies!

                BAN THE NEWBIES! :D
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                • Doctor Dre
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jan 2001
                  • 51692

                  #9
                  Oh and one last thing ... when theses newbies grow up, and become succesfull (Ive been in there for years ... Ive seen a lot of people come and go), they always remember you . The day you need something most of them will be there for you too .
                  Originally posted by rayadp05
                  I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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                  • sake
                    Confirmed User
                    • Apr 2002
                    • 2648

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                    And the 1 % that will be successfull will just help the industry become better since they bring something new .
                    Well said.

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                    • Internet God
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 182

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Grammar Police
                      Okay, if I see one more of you shitheads offering helpful tips to newbies I am going to bitch slap you. Most of you don't view other webmasters as competition but they most definitely are competition.

                      Let's say you open up a restaurant. A couple of months after you are up and running, someone wants to open another similar restaurant across the street from you. This would-be restaurateur stops by one day for some tips. Now here's where things get good. In real life, you'd be evasive, vague, possibly downright rude with this person.

                      Since we're online and other webmasters aren't viewed as competition some of you are willing to share the knowledge and experience you have gained over the years to expedite and simplify this person's trek into adult webmasterhood.

                      Helping out newbies is like taking the new restaurant owner under your wing, showing him your expenses, income, distributor lists, recipes, and telling him which dishes your customers like the best. Would you do that in a brick & mortar business? I think not.

                      We're all vying for the same surfers attention. Helping another webmaster attain those surfers is downright stupid.




                      You are 100% correct. Well said.

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                      • Grammar Police
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 727

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                        And the 1 % that will be successfull will just help the industry become better since they bring something new .
                        That's a dangerous and stupid attitude.

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                        • Internet God
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 182

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Doctor Dre
                          Oh and one last thing ... when theses newbies grow up, and become succesfull (Ive been in there for years ... Ive seen a lot of people come and go), they always remember you . The day you need something most of them will be there for you too .

                          lol

                          So you teach them and they end up doing better than you...and the only thing you can hope for is they will throw you some scraps because you showed them the ropes.

                          Man, that's pretty fucking lame.

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                          • Grammar Police
                            So Fucking Banned
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 727

                            #14
                            Originally posted by AMADude
                            Grammar Police....
                            YOU are a noobie.
                            Judging from your photography skills (or lack thereof), the same could be said for you.

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                            • Global Dialers
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                              • May 2004
                              • 1349

                              #15
                              todays newbie is tomorrows cannon fodder
                              the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners.
                              the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

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                              • iwantchixx
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Oct 2002
                                • 12860

                                #16
                                Originally posted by cyberxxx
                                Many partnership program owners are browsing this forum you know. They are interested in recruiting as many gallery posters as possible. Even if these posters are newbies, but not the experienced ones like you ;)

                                a good program looks for things OTHER than just gallery posters

                                Gallery is 10 percent of the revenue.

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                                • just a punk
                                  So fuckin' bored
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 32393

                                  #17
                                  Using this excellent opportunity I'm gonna invite all the newbies to visit our site (see sig.) and pick up as many sponsors with FHG galleries as they want, also read all those useful manuals that gathered there ;)
                                  Last edited by just a punk; 06-12-2004, 09:31 AM.
                                  Obey the Cowgod

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                                  • loverboy
                                    When it rains, it pours
                                    • May 2003
                                    • 20609

                                    #18
                                    sorry, i just can't help it

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                                    • monaro
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2003
                                      • 968

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by AMADude
                                      Grammar Police....
                                      YOU are a noobie.
                                      I think so also, because even the best have given myself a tip or two when i started out.

                                      Thank you Kevin Ho.

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                                      • just a punk
                                        So fuckin' bored
                                        • Jun 2003
                                        • 32393

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by iwantchixx
                                        a good program looks for things OTHER than just gallery posters

                                        Gallery is 10 percent of the revenue.
                                        Agreed.
                                        Obey the Cowgod

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                                        • AMADude
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                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 3875

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                          Judging from your photography skills (or lack thereof), the same could be said for you.
                                          I have been in this business for 5 yrs.
                                          I am not a photographer, I do it for fun. I am not the one that shoots for ama.

                                          Why dont you check out my pics....
                                          can you do better?
                                          http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?P_ID=5980


                                          What do you do in this biz?
                                          No sig, just here to fuck around.

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                                          • devilspost
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                                            • Feb 2004
                                            • 3980

                                            #22
                                            There is no money in porn get out now!

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                                            • Grammar Police
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Feb 2004
                                              • 727

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by cyberxxx
                                              Using this excellent opportunity I gonna invite all the newbies to visit our site (see sig.) and pick up as many sponsors with FHG galleries as they want, also read all these useful manuals that gathered there ;)
                                              You have found the only thing that can be done with newbies. You make money off them. If you can do that, then more power to you. Let's be honest though, there isn't anything on your site that is educational or profound in any way. It's all about making yourself more money.

                                              Designers, content providers, programmers, etc can ignore this thread. You sell things to newbies that you KNOW they won't be able to properly utilize. You exploit the newbies visions of grandeur for profit and for that I applaud you.

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                                              • Grammar Police
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Feb 2004
                                                • 727

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by AMADude
                                                I have been in this business for 5 yrs.
                                                I am not a photographer, I do it for fun. I am not the one that shoots for ama.

                                                Why dont you check out my pics....
                                                can you do better?
                                                http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?P_ID=5980


                                                What do you do in this biz?
                                                I can't do better. I pay people for quality content though. Yours is not what I would consider quality.

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                                                • Holly
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                  • 10017

                                                  #25
                                                  Can I at least wait tables at your restaurant, or be a cocktail waitress or something?
                                                  War National Damn Champions Eagle

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                                                  • just a punk
                                                    So fuckin' bored
                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                    • 32393

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AMADude
                                                    I have been in this business for 5 yrs.
                                                    I am not a photographer, I do it for fun. I am not the one that shoots for ama.

                                                    Why dont you check out my pics....
                                                    can you do better?
                                                    http://www.onemodelplace.com/member.cfm?P_ID=5980


                                                    What do you do in this biz?
                                                    I believe he is just a poster. 2Grammar Police: can you dissuade me?
                                                    Obey the Cowgod

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                                                    • D_Nell
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                                                      • May 2002
                                                      • 1264

                                                      #27
                                                      Um yeah 300 posts. YOu are so High Up in the FOOD CHAIN!

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                                                      • just a punk
                                                        So fuckin' bored
                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                        • 32393

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                        You have found the only thing that can be done with newbies. You make money off them.
                                                        Correct. I also have a partnership proram and web design studio. So I know how to make the money - be sure

                                                        Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                        If you can do that, then more power to you. Let's be honest though, there isn't anything on your site that is educational or profound in any way. It's all about making yourself more money.
                                                        There isn't anything educational at my site? Are you sure??? Just open your eyes and go to http://www.fhgstore.com/articles.html - I hope you can read English...

                                                        Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                        Designers, content providers, programmers, etc can ignore this thread. You sell things to newbies that you KNOW they won't be able to properly utilize. You exploit the newbies visions of grandeur for profit and for that I applaud you.
                                                        Why should we ignore this thread? IMHO it's very funny
                                                        Obey the Cowgod

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                                                        • Grammar Police
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                          • 727

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by D_Nell
                                                          Um yeah 300 posts. YOu are so High Up in the FOOD CHAIN!
                                                          So postcount determines one's position in the food chain? My mistake. I thought it was income.

                                                          TGP owners crack me up. How's your day job, dipshit? Made enough money to stop using free scripts yet? Obviously not.

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                                                          • Grammar Police
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                                                            • Feb 2004
                                                            • 727

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by cyberxxx

                                                            There isn't anything educational at my site? Are you sure??? Just open your eyes and go to http://www.fhgstore.com/articles.html - I hope you can read English...
                                                            Find me something to read there that isn't

                                                            a) News copied and pasted from somewhere else.

                                                            or

                                                            b) Common sense.

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                                                            • MaDalton
                                                              I am Amazing Content!
                                                              • Feb 2004
                                                              • 39861

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by D_Nell
                                                              Um yeah 300 posts. YOu are so High Up in the FOOD CHAIN!
                                                              does postcount on GFY really tell how successful you are in the business? or let me say it that way: how can you be successful when you do nothing but posting?
                                                              I bet there are lots of people around here with not more than 100 postings that have much more money than you can ever dream of.
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                                                              • Grammar Police
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • Feb 2004
                                                                • 727

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by cyberxxx
                                                                I believe he is just a poster. 2Grammar Police: can you dissuade me?
                                                                Why do you feel that would be in my best interest? What makes you think your opinion is worth more to me than a squirt of piss?

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                                                                • MaDalton
                                                                  I am Amazing Content!
                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                  • 39861

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                                  So postcount determines one's position in the food chain? My mistake. I thought it was income.

                                                                  TGP owners crack me up. How's your day job, dipshit? Made enough money to stop using free scripts yet? Obviously not.
                                                                  sorry - you can certainly speak for yourself
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                                                                  • Grammar Police
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                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                    • 727

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                                    sorry - you can certainly speak for yourself

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                                                                    • Internet God
                                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                      • 182

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by D_Nell
                                                                      Um yeah 300 posts. YOu are so High Up in the FOOD CHAIN!
                                                                      My god, you are a COMPLETE FUCKING MORON.

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                                                                      • just a punk
                                                                        So fuckin' bored
                                                                        • Jun 2003
                                                                        • 32393

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                                        Find me something to read there that isn't

                                                                        a) News copied and pasted from somewhere else.

                                                                        or

                                                                        b) Common sense.
                                                                        I didn't say about the news. I've just suggested you to read some EDUCATIONAL manuals there. Ok, some examples for those who can't read English enough:
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3637&cat=42
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3760&cat=42
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3661&cat=42
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3557&cat=42
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3335&cat=42
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3305&cat=42
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3166&cat=42
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3735&cat=47
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3757&cat=47
                                                                        http://www.fhgstore.com/showarticle.html?id=3694&cat=41

                                                                        Are them not educational enough for you??? So whose are educational ones in such a case?..
                                                                        Obey the Cowgod

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                                                                        • AMADude
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                                                                          • Apr 2004
                                                                          • 3875

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                                          Why do you feel that would be in my best interest? What makes you think your opinion is worth more to me than a squirt of piss?
                                                                          And what makes you think your opinion is worth more than a squirt of piss to us?
                                                                          Its not.
                                                                          No sig, just here to fuck around.

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                                                                          • monaro
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Aug 2003
                                                                            • 968

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                                            So postcount determines one's position in the food chain? My mistake. I thought it was income.

                                                                            TGP owners crack me up. How's your day job, dipshit? Made enough money to stop using free scripts yet? Obviously not.

                                                                            I can see your point on not showing all your cards, but to give a tip or a pointer or two(2) eg; Don't buy traffic from this guy. ie. blah blah. That is just looking out for someone whom of which is new to earning money online.

                                                                            There is a long road ahead for everyone who is just starting out! There are newbie lessons on all the time. I like to sit in as I am still after what 6 to 8 years very much wet behind my ears.
                                                                            If somebody asks for some advise do you tell them to go jump, go talk to person x and leave me alone? I don't think that person will ever be back to buy what ever your selling.
                                                                            Even if you cook up the finest meal in the street!

                                                                            If there is a question that I feel that I can answer in some way I will spend the time where needed to help the person who asked. Each question is handled by each new webmaster can be handled differently each and every time.

                                                                            Its up to you how you go about it!

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                                                                            • tdp-Cool-content
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                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 321

                                                                              #39
                                                                              one word: Open Source

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                                                                              • just a punk
                                                                                So fuckin' bored
                                                                                • Jun 2003
                                                                                • 32393

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                                                Why do you feel that would be in my best interest? What makes you think your opinion is worth more to me than a squirt of piss?
                                                                                No, there is nothing more I'd like to say. If you remember, I just said: "you are just a poster". And I was right. Isn't is?

                                                                                FYI: Not all the people here are the posters so they may have different goals you know
                                                                                Obey the Cowgod

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                                                                                • Grammar Police
                                                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 727

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  No, "them" are common sense. "Them" are stating the obvious. "Them" are geared towards braindead AOL level wannabe adult webmasters. I'm assuming that's your target demographic though, right?

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                                                                                  • Grammar Police
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Feb 2004
                                                                                    • 727

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by AMADude
                                                                                    And what makes you think your opinion is worth more than a squirt of piss to us?
                                                                                    Its not.
                                                                                    That would be believable if you didn't keep coming back to the thread to read my replies.

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                                                                                    • Grammar Police
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                                                                                      • Feb 2004
                                                                                      • 727

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by cyberxxx
                                                                                      No, there is nothing more I'd like to say. If you remember, I just said: "you are just a poster". And I was right. Isn't is?

                                                                                      FYI: Not all the people here are the posters so they may have different goals you know
                                                                                      Yes, you caught me. I'm just a poster.

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                                                                                      • scottie0779
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                                                                                        • May 2004
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Tape that post to the wall and re-read it the next time YOU go to learn something new... And don't come asking us newbs for help, we'll just forward you a copy of your post by email with a "FU" attached Punk
                                                                                        Scottie
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                                                                                        • Grammar Police
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                                          • 727

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by scottie0779
                                                                                          Tape that post to the wall and re-read it the next time YOU go to learn something new... And don't come asking us newbs for help, we'll just forward you a copy of your post by email with a "FU" attached Punk
                                                                                          I'm sure you're just a wealth of information. I can assure you that I will never need anything from you. I doubt you can find your own ass with both hands.

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                                                                                          • just a punk
                                                                                            So fuckin' bored
                                                                                            • Jun 2003
                                                                                            • 32393

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                                                            No, "them" are common sense. "Them" are stating the obvious. "Them" are geared towards braindead AOL level wannabe adult webmasters. I'm assuming that's your target demographic though, right?
                                                                                            Wow! You have discovered a mistake in my post! You can know the difference between "them" and "they". You are sooo cool dude. I really hope you can make REALLY BIG money with your great talent!

                                                                                            As about the manuals... They are very educational for the newbies (even for such stupid ones like me). As I already saild earlier: not everyone here is such an "experienced" poster like you.
                                                                                            Obey the Cowgod

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                                                                                            • PatrickKing
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                                                                                              • Jan 2004
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              If you are confident in the strength of your own abilities , you would not fear helping people who are just starting out.

                                                                                              Everyone is a noob at something.
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                                                                                              • scottie0779
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                                                                                                • May 2004
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Grammar Police
                                                                                                I'm sure you're just a wealth of information. I can assure you that I will never need anything from you. I doubt you can find your own ass with both hands.
                                                                                                Nope. Somebody just told me the proper way to be successful here is to make idle threats and start brawls with people you don't know
                                                                                                Scottie
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                                                                                                • Grammar Police
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                                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                                  • 727

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by scottie0779
                                                                                                  Nope. Somebody just told me the proper way to be successful here is to make idle threats and start brawls with people you don't know
                                                                                                  It worked for me.

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                                                                                                  • Global Dialers
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    hmmm so many options..

                                                                                                    serge or lee noga is who im going to stick with though for now
                                                                                                    the hun gets revenue from pre-paid gallery placements on the top 15 spaces and banners.
                                                                                                    the rest of thegalleries are free placements.

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