Who's Sick Of Trying To Pick Up In Bars ? - GoFuckYourself.com

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:36 AM

Ok So i go all over down town vancouver to the local watering house"s for some drinks and end up watching 2 native chicks punch each other in the head over some bs, i start thinking to myself jesus get a life ! I really need to move on to bigger and better things i think

Im not going to find a wife fucking around in wack ass bars like this where every chick is phony as fuck

boneprone · 06-12-2004, 02:38 AM

go to church..

if you cant trust jesus who can you trust?

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
go to church..

if you cant trust jesus who can you trust?

Ya bone , so disapointed in shit bro

where are the women at ?

boneprone · 06-12-2004, 02:44 AM

serious bro..

go to a church this sunday and corupt a gal..

There are babes at church that are only dreaming of some outsider to come one sunday to fall in love with and take them away..

I shit you not.

Youd be way more sucessfull than a bar.. And you'll get some keepers as well..

Just be sure to name your first kid after me.

AnalProbe · 06-12-2004, 02:44 AM

I can arrange a Russian Bride for you.

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:45 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
serious bro..

go to a church this sunday and corupt a gal..

There are babes at church that are only dreaming of some outsider to come one sunday to fall in love with and take them away..

I shit you not.

Youd be way more sucessfull than a bar.. And you'll get some keepers as well..

Just be sure to name your first kid after me.

Ya dude im gonna try that and post my resaults on sunday night

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
I can arrange a Russian Bride for you.

hhhhmmm russian eh .........

boneprone · 06-12-2004, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by cali_22
Ya dude im gonna try that and post my resaults on sunday night

Take pics..

Dude, churches are great..
There are always picnics, dinners, pot lucks, BBQ's all sorts of social shit that will really open some doors for ya..

Just be sure not to get into the religious part and you'll be a powerful man.

ocho-ocho · 06-12-2004, 02:48 AM

how about AsiAn bride...?

boneprone · 06-12-2004, 02:48 AM

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Originally posted by cali_22
hhhhmmm russian eh .........

dont do it..

Didnt Reagan teach us anything??

They are an Evil Empire..

boneprone · 06-12-2004, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by ocho-ocho
how about AsiAn bride...?

Uh... HELLO????

Have you ever heard of

SARS???

No way.

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
Take pics..

Dude, churches are great..
There are always picnics, dinners, pot lucks, BBQ's all sorts of social shit that will really open some doors for ya..

Just be sure not to get into the religious part and you'll be a powerful man.

ya man thanks for the advise i have thought of that before but never put a plan into action but something needs to be done here

so im gonna try it

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by ocho-ocho
how about AsiAn bride...?

no man cant get a woody to that

unless kobe .

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
dont do it..

Didnt Reagan teach us anything??

They are an Evil Empire..

Reagan is da man

we should all learn and follow by example

boneprone · 06-12-2004, 02:52 AM

i thought Kobe was Black?

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 02:55 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
i thought Kobe was Black?

I thought kobe is a restaurant that serves the ultimate combo ! shrimp chicken beef mmmm good

boneprone · 06-12-2004, 02:56 AM

where you live??

GFED · 06-12-2004, 02:57 AM

I'm done with picking up girls in bars/clubs... haven't had much luck with the outcome...

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 03:00 AM

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Originally posted by boneprone
where you live??

North Vancouver BC

Semi-Retired-Dave · 06-12-2004, 03:07 AM

Come to LA, you'll find a wife every weekend, or week night like I do. No wonder I have so many Girlfriends, it so easy in this TOWN.

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
Come to LA, you'll find a wife every weekend, or week night like I do. No wonder I have so many Girlfriends, it so easy in this TOWN.

ya man i need to re - locate like yesterday

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 03:10 AM

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Originally posted by GFED
I'm done with picking up girls in bars/clubs... haven't had much luck with the outcome...

then what .......

cali_22 · 06-12-2004, 03:18 AM

night kids ill reply tomorrow

thanks bone ill try that bro

GFED · 06-12-2004, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by cali_22
then what .......

I'd say college would be a good place... I like smart girls...

Haven't tried church or the grocery store...

Somehow I always fall for a waitress or barmaid...

Moondog · 06-12-2004, 03:34 AM

Ever thought of just staying away from girls and concentrating on work...then with all your spare money just go see escorts?

They are great to see and great to date if you find one who likes you enough....if you don't want to work just make her find more clients to support your ass.

06-12-2004, 02:36 AM	#1
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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	serious bro.. go to a church this sunday and corupt a gal.. There are babes at church that are only dreaming of some outsider to come one sunday to fall in love with and take them away.. I shit you not. Youd be way more sucessfull than a bar.. And you'll get some keepers as well.. Just be sure to name your first kid after me. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

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cali_22 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Whistler BC Posts: 2,330	night kids ill reply tomorrow thanks bone ill try that bro

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