New Words For 2001 - GoFuckYourself.com

blakkfrogg · 02-15-2001, 09:52 AM

BLAME STORMING: Sitting around in a group,
discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was
responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes
a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops
something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over
the walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's
answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children,
Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn into when they have children and one
of
them stops working to stay home with the kids.

STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage
that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on
being stressed out and whiny.

SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because
the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free
photocopies from one's workplace.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but
you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a
prime example. Bill Clinton's shameful video Grand Jury testimony is
another.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an
electronic
device to get it to work again.

VULCAN NERVE PINCH: The taxing hand position required to reach all the
appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the arm reboot for
a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control Key, the
Command Key, the Return Key, and the Power On key.

YUPPIE FOOD STAMPS: The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs
everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after
a meal, "We each owe $8, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps."

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream
only to get screwed and die in the end.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the
rank and file.

404: Someone who's clue less. From the World Wide Web error message
"404, Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be
located."

GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same
no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls,
subdivisions.

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in
which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

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Wizzo · 02-15-2001, 10:47 AM

LOL....blakkfrogg

blakkfrogg · 02-15-2001, 11:08 AM

I don't claim to have come up with these, you know. People send them to me and I feel it is my duty as a loyal memebr of the Go Fuck Yourself Posse to share these little gems with my brethren and sisteren(?). Heh-heh-heh.... Yep. I made that word up.

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Gemini · 02-15-2001, 02:22 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm sisteren is AWFULLY close to cistern and we don't run around collecting rainwater to do you men's stoopid washin no mo!! We send it out!

Hazen · 02-15-2001, 02:46 PM

LOL.

There needs to be a word for when you go to a submit page, use your mouse wheel to scroll down to the submit form and you get "stuck" in a god damn little scrollable window that has either the link back code or something. So the page itself stops scrolling and you just scroll that link txt window until you move the cursor out of it.

Techie Media · 02-15-2001, 02:52 PM

OK this is one Mrs Lightning and I use,
"Shmegi" pronounced "shme gee"
Used when referring to a tiny bit more, or less. like when you making a table for pics or something and it needs to be just a TINY bit more or less.
Example, "That looks great baby, but it could be just a "Shemgi" smaller..

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[This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 02-15-2001).]

blakkfrogg · 02-15-2001, 03:58 PM

KEYSTROKER:

That annoying person that always insists on showing you the latest and greatest keyboard or software shortcut they discovered when when they were systematically going through all the possible keystroke combinations because they were bored and had nothing to do on a Friday night.

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Gemini · 02-15-2001, 04:20 PM

D*mn Blakkfrogg! Tell em about masturbation!

NightLizard · 02-18-2001, 09:11 AM

fucking funny shit, I like

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MrCockTale · 02-18-2001, 09:40 AM

GFY-er: A group of adult webmasters talking
about nothing, doing nothing and making
lotsa money.
They seem to be wearing a black teeshirt
and/or sweater all the time.

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jaYMan · 02-18-2001, 11:50 AM

MOMO-

how could you forget momo?

=)

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bcric · 02-18-2001, 01:11 PM

momo is a very expensive steering wheel

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Babagirls · 02-19-2001, 03:55 AM

I like the MOUSE POTATOE one! LOL

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02-15-2001, 09:52 AM	#1
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	New Words For 2001 BLAME STORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves. CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles. PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on. MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato. SITCOMs: (Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage) What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. STARTER MARRIAGE: A short-lived first marriage that ends in divorce with no kids, no property and no regrets. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny. SWIPED OUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example. Bill Clinton's shameful video Grand Jury testimony is another. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the heck out of an electronic device to get it to work again. VULCAN NERVE PINCH: The taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the arm reboot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control Key, the Command Key, the Return Key, and the Power On key. YUPPIE FOOD STAMPS: The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal, "We each owe $8, but all anybody's got are yuppie food stamps." SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end. ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. 404: Someone who's clue less. From the World Wide Web error message "404, Not Found" meaning that the requested document could not be located." GENERICA: Features of the American landscape that are exactly the same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, subdivisions. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake. ------------------ www.wyldpussy.com/webmasters.html

02-15-2001, 10:47 AM	#2
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	LOL....blakkfrogg

02-15-2001, 11:08 AM	#3
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	I don't claim to have come up with these, you know. People send them to me and I feel it is my duty as a loyal memebr of the Go Fuck Yourself Posse to share these little gems with my brethren and sisteren(?). Heh-heh-heh.... Yep. I made that word up. ------------------ www.wyldpussy.com/webmasters.html

02-15-2001, 02:22 PM	#4
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Hmmmmmmmmm sisteren is AWFULLY close to cistern and we don't run around collecting rainwater to do you men's stoopid washin no mo!! We send it out!

02-15-2001, 02:46 PM	#5
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	LOL. There needs to be a word for when you go to a submit page, use your mouse wheel to scroll down to the submit form and you get "stuck" in a god damn little scrollable window that has either the link back code or something. So the page itself stops scrolling and you just scroll that link txt window until you move the cursor out of it.

02-15-2001, 02:52 PM	#6
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	OK this is one Mrs Lightning and I use, "Shmegi" pronounced "shme gee" Used when referring to a tiny bit more, or less. like when you making a table for pics or something and it needs to be just a TINY bit more or less. Example, "That looks great baby, but it could be just a "Shemgi" smaller.. ------------------ Smile and Be Happy http://www.lightningfree.com [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 02-15-2001).]

02-15-2001, 03:58 PM	#7
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	KEYSTROKER: That annoying person that always insists on showing you the latest and greatest keyboard or software shortcut they discovered when when they were systematically going through all the possible keystroke combinations because they were bored and had nothing to do on a Friday night. ------------------ www.wyldpussy.com/webmasters.html

02-15-2001, 04:20 PM	#8
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	D*mn Blakkfrogg! Tell em about masturbation!

02-18-2001, 09:11 AM	#9
NightLizard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: next to my bunny Posts: 300	fucking funny shit, I like ------------------ [email protected] Nightlizard, peace out

02-18-2001, 09:40 AM	#10
MrCockTale Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Amsterdam, the Netherlands Posts: 669	GFY-er: A group of adult webmasters talking about nothing, doing nothing and making lotsa money. They seem to be wearing a black teeshirt and/or sweater all the time. ------------------ Life's a bitch DialersRcool

02-18-2001, 11:50 AM	#11
jaYMan peace&profit, Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 4,885	MOMO- how could you forget momo? =) ------------------ jaYMan http://www.plrradio.com

02-18-2001, 01:11 PM	#12
bcric Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: sarasota floida Posts: 33	momo is a very expensive steering wheel ------------------ http://www.peterpocket.com don't get any on you

02-19-2001, 03:55 AM	#13
Babagirls Text Writer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 18,812	I like the MOUSE POTATOE one! LOL ------------------ A wise man once said.."Wherever you go, there you are!"