Was just looking at another thread and this one came to mind:

26) Don't forget to insult the next person's *insert word* girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/kids

Then thought of this from the past

27) If a new web girl shows up on GFY - if she seems inclined to suck your knob at the next show or cybers with you, sing her praises, idiot or not - whether you respect her or not - praise her, promote her until you get what you want - if she doesn't come through, insult the shit out of her and expose her ass when she hasn't kept her part of the deal :-)

:thumbsup :1orglaugh

lol all true. thats why i cant post shit.

I will take them all close to heart :Graucho

28) Assume nobody else gets CNN and post every breaking story mentioned. Bonus points if the news item has already been posted 10 times in the last 4 hours and major props if the news is already 12 hours old.

It'll probably count as a strike against me for Lens to mark down in his little black book, but I'm actually liking you. :)

Shoot people the cliche "go back to flipping burgers" insult at every opportunity.



Btw Masked man, Micky D's is hiring :D

I'm now much smarter than I was 10 minutes ago!! look out!

29) Talk about how successful you are, despite the fact that you live in your mother's sewing room.

30) Show your tits repeatedly to your peers, then cry when they don't treat you as a more than a model.

I'm doing just fine without doing any of the above
(except the disgusting pics, but I'm usually part of them)

I do none of them.

Didn't you just have another post that disappeared? Please tell me I'm not going crazy :)

Hehe, no you're not crazy.


:winkwink:

Whew! Ok, as you were! :)

You were right about you know who.


:winkwink:

haha good to know :)

LMAO :1orglaugh too funny!!!

hahaha

(now do I qualify Stu?)

31. Flip out whenever someone doesn't post an image correctly.

Are you coming out to Playland with us on the 18th? :)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=316309

32 Berate your elders....(surely that qualifies 98% of gfy'ers).

33 whine about affiliate programs endlessly because they don't send hoe's and pizza round to your parents house where you live in the basement.

im in.

damn... this is getting to be a good list :1orglaugh

Somebody on this board calls himself "It Burns When I Pee". That name just screams success as a businessman and the kind of person I want to partner up with :thumbsup

I'm loving this. The original was great and I also like a lot of the "ad-ons"!

34) Anyone with a lower post count than you is fair game to be called a "troll".


35) Anyone who joined GFY after you can justifiably be called a "newb"


36) Getting to 5,000 posts in 2 months while sporting an ARS sig is the shizznit.

37) Openly asking who accepts PayPal on the industry leading public message board is just good business sense.

that was pretty good, grasshopper

Gotta add this one in honour of 187/Creative/Pad.

38) If you actually do live at home with your parents, that makes you much more important than everyone else, so do your best to "talk black" and claim your superiority.

prises?

39) Saying "congrats" or posting a "thumbs up" smilie and general brown-noser comments in every thread where possible to people you hardly know makes you look like a major personality on GFY.

40) Business related threads are for geeks only and posting in one is the kiss of death to your cred. on GFY. Stick to the "would you hit it" ones where all the cool dudes hang.

That one just kills me. When I buy a new toy, the last thing on my mind is what some GFY'ers opinion of it is. I think some people are more worried about impressing people here than they are about if they really like what they are buying or not.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

#99 reply to the most posts as possible with only smilies

I'm gonna beat your ass.

I was with you,until I saw the picture of you and your rabid dog standing with the mini-van... :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

No kidding! I don't mind using GFY as a bit of a Consumer Reports type forum, but I hardly base my purchases on "coolness" quotient. :)

hehe :glugglug