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TurboAngel 07-05-2004 12:54 PM

I do none of them.

Elli 07-05-2004 12:55 PM

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Originally posted by TurboAngel
I do none of them.
Didn't you just have another post that disappeared? Please tell me I'm not going crazy :)

TurboAngel 07-05-2004 12:56 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Didn't you just have another post that disappeared? Please tell me I'm not going crazy :)
Hehe, no you're not crazy.


:winkwink:

Elli 07-05-2004 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
Hehe, no your not crazy.


:winkwink:

Whew! Ok, as you were! :)

TurboAngel 07-05-2004 12:58 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Whew! Ok, as you were! :)
You were right about you know who.


:winkwink:

Elli 07-05-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TurboAngel
You were right about you know who.


:winkwink:

haha good to know :)

Magnus 07-05-2004 01:06 PM

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30) Show your tits repeatedly to your peers, then cry when they don't treat you as a more than a model.
LMAO :1orglaugh too funny!!!

leedsfan 07-05-2004 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
laugh at my dumb humor bitches :BangBang:
hahaha

(now do I qualify Stu?)

Diabolical Cord 07-05-2004 01:14 PM

31. Flip out whenever someone doesn't post an image correctly.

Elli 07-05-2004 01:15 PM

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Originally posted by leedsfan
hahaha

(now do I qualify Stu?)

Are you coming out to Playland with us on the 18th? :)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=316309

leedsfan 07-05-2004 01:17 PM

32 Berate your elders....(surely that qualifies 98% of gfy'ers).

33 whine about affiliate programs endlessly because they don't send hoe's and pizza round to your parents house where you live in the basement.

leedsfan 07-05-2004 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Are you coming out to Playland with us on the 18th? :)

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=316309

im in.

StuartD 07-05-2004 02:02 PM

damn... this is getting to be a good list :1orglaugh

hershie 07-05-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AnalProbe
#15 Choose a nick that starts with "Anal".
Somebody on this board calls himself "It Burns When I Pee". That name just screams success as a businessman and the kind of person I want to partner up with :thumbsup

Roald 07-05-2004 03:11 PM

* taking notes *

wyldblyss 07-05-2004 03:13 PM

I'm loving this. The original was great and I also like a lot of the "ad-ons"!

hershie 07-05-2004 03:15 PM

34) Anyone with a lower post count than you is fair game to be called a "troll".


35) Anyone who joined GFY after you can justifiably be called a "newb"


36) Getting to 5,000 posts in 2 months while sporting an ARS sig is the shizznit.

hershie 07-05-2004 03:19 PM

37) Openly asking who accepts PayPal on the industry leading public message board is just good business sense.

baddog 07-05-2004 03:19 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

that was pretty good, grasshopper

StuartD 07-05-2004 03:20 PM

Gotta add this one in honour of 187/Creative/Pad.

38) If you actually do live at home with your parents, that makes you much more important than everyone else, so do your best to "talk black" and claim your superiority.

baddog 07-05-2004 03:20 PM

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Originally posted by Raven
Don't forget the huge prises for 'the last one to post in this threads wins'....:)
prises?

hershie 07-05-2004 03:41 PM

39) Saying "congrats" or posting a "thumbs up" smilie and general brown-noser comments in every thread where possible to people you hardly know makes you look like a major personality on GFY.

hershie 07-05-2004 03:48 PM

40) Business related threads are for geeks only and posting in one is the kiss of death to your cred. on GFY. Stick to the "would you hit it" ones where all the cool dudes hang.

Mr Pheer 07-05-2004 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
Excellent tips, I should get right on that!

What about

#13. Ask people what kind of car you should buy with all your money. None of the choices should be worth less than $50k.

That one just kills me. When I buy a new toy, the last thing on my mind is what some GFY'ers opinion of it is. I think some people are more worried about impressing people here than they are about if they really like what they are buying or not.

MichaelP 07-05-2004 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by AnalProbe
#15 Choose a nick that starts with "Anal".
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

#99 reply to the most posts as possible with only smilies

xxxjay 07-05-2004 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Battuss
Yup, that would be my strategy.
I'm gonna beat your ass.

Minte 07-05-2004 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

I was with you,until I saw the picture of you and your rabid dog standing with the mini-van... :1orglaugh

Shoehorn! 07-05-2004 04:15 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Elli 07-05-2004 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
That one just kills me. When I buy a new toy, the last thing on my mind is what some GFY'ers opinion of it is. I think some people are more worried about impressing people here than they are about if they really like what they are buying or not.
No kidding! I don't mind using GFY as a bit of a Consumer Reports type forum, but I hardly base my purchases on "coolness" quotient. :)

TweetyBird 07-05-2004 04:35 PM

hehe :glugglug

alexg 07-05-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
Call me a bitch to my face, bitch. Next convention I'm gonna kick your ass! I'm drunk and high right now but I'm damn serious about this.

I'm so fucking drunk I just started a thread about offering blowjobs to people that send sign-ups to my affiliate program. Of course, if you weren't a low class inbred hick with no education, you'd already be an affiliate of mine.

I'm making so much bling from my paysites I make more in a day than you make in a year, MakedMan! Look back to my early posts and you'll see that I outed Amateur Pages as a cheater way back in 2001. I'm pretty sure they went out of business.

That's all I have to say to MaskedMan and the rest of you hahahahas. Peace out.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

machinegunkelly 03-20-2006 12:21 PM

good read :D

Manowar 03-20-2006 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Global Dialers
you forgot #11

place a bid above $100 on the http://webmaster.hahahahahahahaha.com acct :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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