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milehighclub · 06-11-2004, 09:42 AM

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That
way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them
anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see
your sign."

It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California. Our house
was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend
comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up
once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his
boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this
idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked
'em into giving up. Here's your sign."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There
was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test
it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want
you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they
bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it"

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those
side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck,
looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I
said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right
up on me. Here's your sign."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the
house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the
house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe,
then goes, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could
have stopped him.

jm_247live · 06-11-2004, 09:46 AM

lol how true

Babaganoosh · 06-11-2004, 09:48 AM

Bill Engvall jokes aren't nearly as funny when typed out.

http://www.billengvall.com/

samuel · 06-11-2004, 09:52 AM

are you having a bad day?

samuel

jennym · 06-11-2004, 10:20 AM

Like when Bill saw a guy sticking a coat hangar through his window. He said "Lock your keys in your car?"

Guy said "Nope. Just finished washing it, and now I'm hangin' it up to dry"

Here's your sign

Firehorse · 06-11-2004, 02:18 PM

He always cracks me up!

06-11-2004, 09:42 AM	#1
milehighclub Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Las Vegas milehighcharter milehighcharter milehighcharter milehighcharter milehighcharter milehighcharter Posts: 137	Here is your sign ! Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign." It's like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign." A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign." I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it" Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign." We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then goes, "Darn that's hot!" See? If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him. __________________ Fuck in an airplane - "Mile High Charter" Get Info

06-11-2004, 09:46 AM	#2
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06-11-2004, 09:48 AM	#3
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06-11-2004, 09:52 AM	#4
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06-11-2004, 10:20 AM	#5
jennym Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: the south Posts: 1,622	Like when Bill saw a guy sticking a coat hangar through his window. He said "Lock your keys in your car?" Guy said "Nope. Just finished washing it, and now I'm hangin' it up to dry" Here's your sign