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|  06-11-2004, 12:06 PM | #51 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 12:07 PM | #52 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 12:09 PM | #53 | |
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   It's just a funeral man. Don't read so much into things. 
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|  06-11-2004, 12:22 PM | #54 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 12:32 PM | #55 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 12:33 PM | #56 | 
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|  06-11-2004, 12:41 PM | #57 | 
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				 | Everyone in the picture has their eyes closed, but only Bill Clinton was sleeping? No, they couldn't have been praying.   Some of you right wingers have an unhealthy obsession with Bill Clinton, especially with his penis.  | 
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|  06-11-2004, 12:57 PM | #58 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 12:58 PM | #59 | 
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				 |   Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. Learn to swim. Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be. Learn to swim. Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all those gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. Learn to swim. Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. Learn to swim. Fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, Insecure actresses. Learn to swim. Cuz I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna watch it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all away. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it all come down. suck it down. flush it down.  
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|  06-11-2004, 01:01 PM | #60 | 
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|  06-11-2004, 01:03 PM | #61 | 
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				 | My favorite part... "Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will cuz I sure could use a vacation from this Silly shit, stupid shit..." 
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|  06-11-2004, 01:05 PM | #62 | 
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				 | By the last breath of the fourth winds blow Better raise your ears The sound of hooves knocks at your door Lock up your wife and children now It?s time to wield the blade For now you have got some company The horsemen are drawing nearer On the leather steeds they ride They have come to take your life On through the dead of night With the four horsemen ride Or choose your fate and die You have been dying since the day You were born You know it has all been planned The quartet of deliverance rides A sinner once a sinner twice No need for confession now Cause now you have got the fight of your life The horsemen are drawing nearer On the leather steeds they ride They have come to take your life On through the dead of night With the four horsemen ride Or choose your fate and die Time Has taken it?s toll on you The lines that crack your face Famine Your body it has torn through Withered in every place Pestilence For what you have had to endure And what you have put others through Death Deliverance for you for sure There is nothing you can do So gather round young warriors now And saddle up your steeds Killing scores with demon swords Now is the death of doers of wrong Swing the judgment hammer down Safely inside armor blood guts and sweat The horsemen are drawing nearer On the leather steeds they ride They have come to take your life On through the dead of night With the four horsemen ride Or choose your fate and die 
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|  06-11-2004, 01:06 PM | #63 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 01:07 PM | #64 | 
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				 | You take a mortal man, And put him in control Watch him become a god Watch peoples heads a'roll A'roll... chorus: Just like the Pied Piper Led rats through the streets We dance like marionettes Swaying to the Symphony ... Of Destruction Acting like a robot Its metal brain corrodes You try to take its pulse Before the head explodes Explodes... Chorus Solo - Marty The earth starts to rumble World powers fall A'warring for the heavens A peaceful man stands tall Tall... Chorus 
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|  06-11-2004, 01:09 PM | #65 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 01:13 PM | #66 | 
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				 | thats sad if he did that | 
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|  06-11-2004, 01:49 PM | #67 | 
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				 | I watched it from start to finish. When Brian Mulroney was saying his thing they panned over to Clinton and he had his head back both eyes shut looking pretty relaxed (he was sleeping) When G.Bush was talking they once again put the camera on Clinton and that time he had one eye shut one eye half open looking like he was having a hard time staying awake. 
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|  06-11-2004, 02:07 PM | #68 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 02:48 PM | #69 | 
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				 | This is a FALSE RUMOUR. It's poor journalism to stir the pot. I heard about this entire thing on the radio. Clinton and everybody else were in a moment of silent and prayer and somebody took this photo and started saying he was sleeping in it. He was NOT sleeping. Unbelievable. Clinton is not always the most tactful man, hahaha, but this is a pure fabrication. He wasn't sleeping. Just a coincidence everybody else had their eyes closed? C'mon. | 
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|  06-11-2004, 03:07 PM | #70 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 03:35 PM | #71 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 03:36 PM | #72 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 04:36 PM | #73 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 04:40 PM | #74 | 
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				 | I wish the search feature was working so I could dig up my 'Bill Clinton is the fucking man' thread.     | 
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|  06-11-2004, 04:42 PM | #75 | 
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				 | Fuck that, I saw Bill Clinton and John Kerry standing around laughing before the service started, now thats funny. Anyone else catch that? I think it was on NBC. | 
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|  06-11-2004, 04:47 PM | #76 | |
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 when regan was "out of office" he left 3 trillion dollars in debt behind and cut taxes for the rich by 70% and raised everyone elses to offset this. when clinton was "out of office" there was a balanced budget and a surplus which Bush fucking blew on giving every asshole in this country a $300 dollar check and claiming he was lowering taxes. what a fucking joke. 
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|  06-11-2004, 04:51 PM | #77 | |
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 behind clinton is president Ford. that fucker is sleeping as his his drunk ass wife betty ford (yup the one the rhab named after) fords also the douchebag who headed the warren commission on the kennedy assasination that claimed one bullet which he still stands by today... 1 bullet my ass. 
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|  06-11-2004, 04:56 PM | #78 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 05:11 PM | #79 | 
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				 | I was just zappin' around and suddenly saw Clinton sleeping and though "WTF". Then it freaking turned out to be a funeral. That guy has absolutely no limits. | 
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|  06-11-2004, 05:12 PM | #80 | 
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				 | Laura Bush and George H Bush sleeping at the Reagan funeral:  What do the right wingers say about that? Bush was caught laughing at the funeral and the rest of the Bush family slept through some of it.  | 
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|  06-11-2004, 05:19 PM | #81 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 05:21 PM | #82 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 06:29 PM | #83 | 
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				 | Bush needs to go next. Actually, both of them do. Say it with me now... "Back, and to the left.... back, and to the left." 
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|  06-11-2004, 06:33 PM | #84 | 
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|  06-11-2004, 06:52 PM | #85 | |
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|  06-11-2004, 11:10 PM | #86 | |
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