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ClamSmacker · 06-09-2004, 06:22 AM

He said. . . I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said . . . Well, you succeeded!

He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.

Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off.

Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough.

Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

I bet this sounds familiar hey!!

ClamSmacker · 06-09-2004, 08:15 AM

I couldn't let this one slip into the gutter

Just_Dave · 06-09-2004, 08:17 AM

PBucksLauren · 06-09-2004, 08:21 AM

Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. <- my fav. and def. true!

strobi · 06-09-2004, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PBucksLauren
Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. <- my fav. and def. true!

nice one indeed

XXXshed · 06-09-2004, 11:03 PM

Very good

reynold · 06-10-2004, 12:36 AM

Thanks for the laugh!

pure energy · 06-10-2004, 02:53 AM

That was real funny!

Johny Traffic · 06-10-2004, 02:55 AM

Bendox · 06-10-2004, 03:06 AM

LOL

Greets Bendox

Lykos · 06-10-2004, 08:46 AM

Hahaha

dennisthemenace · 06-10-2004, 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ClamSmacker
He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

bahaha!

Nifield · 06-10-2004, 09:30 AM

heheh.

Firehorse · 06-10-2004, 12:33 PM

Too funny!

06-09-2004, 06:22 AM	#1
ClamSmacker Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Oztralia Posts: 677	Some real funny shit! He said. . . I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . . Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said . . . Well, you succeeded! He said . . .Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . . . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart! He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? She said . . .Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm? She said . . . I would but you're never there. Men are like department stores.... their clothes should always be half off. Men are like vacations.... they never seem to be long enough. Men are like computers... hard to figure out and never have enough memory. Men are like coolers... load them with beer and you can take them anywhere. Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips. Men are like coffee.... the best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. Men are like horoscopes.... they always tell you what to do and are usually wrong. Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom. Men are like cement.... after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. I bet this sounds familiar hey!!

06-09-2004, 08:21 AM	#4
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