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06-10-2004, 04:37 AM
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www.barely18movies.com
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possibly the dumbest thing i've seen on irc...
<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b? <BonyNoMore> wait <BonyNoMore> never mind
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06-10-2004, 04:38 AM
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Haha, I love the information age.
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06-10-2004, 04:39 AM
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06-10-2004, 04:54 AM
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06-10-2004, 04:58 AM
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06-10-2004, 04:58 AM
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06-10-2004, 05:03 AM
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wow, what a dumb fuck
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06-10-2004, 05:06 AM
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hahah! djiezes christ!! what a dumb fuckkkk
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06-10-2004, 05:14 AM
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<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right --> Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind <anamexis> and it exploded <anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard <anamexis> but I got it away just in time <-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers) <anamexis> :<  |
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06-10-2004, 05:16 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Hey, atleast the person figured it out ;-)
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06-10-2004, 05:24 AM
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06-10-2004, 05:27 AM
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I like Dutch Girls
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omg thats funny
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06-10-2004, 05:56 AM
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Bash.org has really good ones.
I never thought people could be so stupid. |
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06-10-2004, 05:56 AM
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omg
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06-10-2004, 06:04 AM
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06-10-2004, 06:06 AM
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06-10-2004, 06:07 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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06-10-2004, 06:12 AM
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<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc <Blitz> it wont <J0E> omfg, its deleting! <Blitz> no, its scanning <J0E> it says deleting *** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect |
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06-10-2004, 06:21 AM
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06-10-2004, 06:26 AM
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ahaahahah, that site has some great ones.
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say... BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES BlackAdder> IN FACT BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG *** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.* *** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( ) t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right CRCError> right heartless> Right. r3v> right |
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06-10-2004, 06:28 AM
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No Refunds Issued.
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aaa ahahahahaha
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06-10-2004, 06:37 AM
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<Tomalak> Trouble is www.bash.org is like porn - you can waste hours.
<Tomalak> There isn't even the finality of an orgasm to tell you when to stop. |
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06-10-2004, 06:41 AM
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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok. <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> . | <tag> | . <Ouroboros> | . <Ouroboros> Whoops |
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06-10-2004, 06:54 AM
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That's beautiful. |
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06-10-2004, 07:12 AM
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stc is the greatest
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hahahah those are hilarious
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06-10-2004, 08:31 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:34 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:37 AM
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We need more free porn
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Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed. Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers. Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies. Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. |
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06-10-2004, 08:41 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:42 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:42 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:44 AM
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<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks? <mage> no I mean like, WinZip?
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06-10-2004, 08:45 AM
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<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK <ohm> DAMN <ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up <ohm> FUCK <ohm> i go like this to her <ohm> "i want to suck on your clit" <ohm> FUCK <NES> lol <NES> I download something from Napster <NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done <NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you" <NES> "getting my song back fucker"
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06-10-2004, 08:48 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:57 AM
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<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
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06-10-2004, 09:16 AM
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06-10-2004, 09:25 AM
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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06-10-2004, 09:27 AM
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some of these are hilarious.
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06-10-2004, 09:29 AM
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06-10-2004, 09:31 AM
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<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up <Zybl0re> get up <Zybl0re> get on up <phxl|paper> and DANCE * nmp3bot dances :D-< * nmp3bot dances :D|-< * nmp3bot dances :D/-< <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet |
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06-10-2004, 09:44 AM
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ahahah this thread is hilarious
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06-10-2004, 10:14 AM
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#36872 +(89)- [X]
<Nall> I watch porn, and what do I hear? Porn stars. I don't want to hear "OH, GOD, FUCK ME, YES, FUCK ME RIGHT THERE, YES, RIGHT THERE, GJ". <Nall> No. <Nall> I want to hear some pre-pubescent sounding ultra-sonic screeching. I want it to sound like a 12 year old girl being attacked by a rhino's horn. <Nall> Thus, I turn to hentai.
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06-10-2004, 10:19 AM
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hahaha these are awesome
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06-10-2004, 10:44 AM
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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance" IronChef Foicite: but a potato! IronChef Foicite: potatos last for fucking ever, man IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol IronChef Foicite: but there's more! IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it! IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you" IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you" Fuck roses...go patatos!
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06-10-2004, 10:56 AM
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<xterm> The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
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<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<peng> ... <peng> what? <VolteFace`> oh shit <VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
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<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first <DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out <DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh <DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning? <Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you? <DeadMansHand> holy fuck. <DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now <DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure <DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this <Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit. quit: (DeadMansHand) <Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day <Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts join: (PeteRepeat) ([email protected]) <PeteRepeat> fucking ken <PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot <quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you. <PeteRepeat> oh fuck. <PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything. quit: (PeteRepeat) <Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach. <Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was |
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