What if during the funeral on Friday, Ronald Reagan gets up out of his coffin and stands up fully healed with no Alzheimers? What effect would this have on the world? Would people collapse out of fear? Would the Republicans give him the nomination for the Presidency this fall? Woul major world religions collapse?
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The coffin is actually one of those startgate coffins. He should be rip roaring ready to run by friday. -
depends on what he said after he got up:
if he said "just kiding" i think people would want to strangle him for making the country go to all that trouble for a funeral
if he got up and said "shit that green tea works great" people would all be making a bee line for the chinese supermarket
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Originally posted by =^..^=
depends on what he said after he got up:
if he said "just kiding" i think people would want to strangle him for making the country go to all that trouble for a funeral
if he got up and said "shit that green tea works great" people would all be making a bee line for the chinese supermarket
LMFAO!
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Then I'd buy a rifle to pick off some pigs flying by and have a nice pork tenderloin dinner.Comment
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BwahahahahahaOriginally posted by =^..^=
depends on what he said after he got up:
if he said "just kiding" i think people would want to strangle him for making the country go to all that trouble for a funeral
if he got up and said "shit that green tea works great" people would all be making a bee line for the chinese supermarket
You know damn well in the back of each of the color guard's heads, they are repeating over and over, 'don't drop the casket, don't drop the casket'Comment
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He would probably say to Nancy : "Who the fuck are you ? "Comment
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No he would say: "Damn you have a big head on a small body lady!"Originally posted by AnalProbe
He would probably say to Nancy : "Who the fuck are you ? "
BTW.. Living in Simi suddenly seems like living in East LA with all the damn helicopters over head...Comment
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Well, the coffin weighs 700 pounds. so the lid must be heavy. Not sure he could get out. If he did stand up, he could not run for president per the constitution.
So who would get him first ?Russert or Letterman?Comment
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if he wasn't dead to begin with the formaldehyde finished the job.Comment
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