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06-10-2004, 03:01 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: where the chicks have long legs and the beer tastes great
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hehehe ... funny
I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic. Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!" She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" So I hung up on the fat bitch. |
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06-10-2004, 03:19 AM
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06-10-2004, 03:27 AM
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why?...more cushion, better the pushin'.
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06-10-2004, 08:49 AM
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Cool
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06-10-2004, 08:51 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:53 AM
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06-10-2004, 08:58 AM
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That was great.
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06-10-2004, 09:15 AM
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06-10-2004, 06:29 PM
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really funny!
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06-11-2004, 01:41 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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That was good!
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06-11-2004, 02:35 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Location: Montreal, Canada
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