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Scoop Jiszm · 02-17-2001, 11:35 PM

Hello, My name is Scoop Jiszm. I am the proud owner of the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz and squirt family resturaunt, located at 6969 go fuck yourself blvd here in beautiful downtown compton, MD. We have been in the business since 1965 and continue to proudly serve the greater Compton, MD area with food, and fine friendly service at affordable prices. Approximatly 5 years ago, we were able to expand our business and put in a second floor complete with a gift shop and petting zoo. We also bought the rights to WWW.gofuckyourself.com as your home website where people could order HNS J&S apparel from the convience of their own home. Due to another recent expansion and contractual negotionans with Yacco's house of Errit, to become uur subsidiary, and distributer for, the website did not get off at the date as planned. However, we were striving for an April, 2001 launch date and even began advertising the website at the resturaunt on the menus, gift shop, and rest rooms, as well as the jackets we cover our animals with on those cold blustery nights here in Compton. We take this website as a personal insult to our very succesful business. We now run national commercials with actor Bronson Pinchot as our spokesperson. So I will keep this short and sweet. I will seek legal action against you if you do not shut down this website or in fact compenstate the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz & Squirt in full. We had a full, legally binding contract to obtain all rights to this sight. Our attorney, Mark Lynn Baker will be contacting you. Thank you have a Spoogerific day.

titmowse · 02-17-2001, 11:44 PM

Mark Lynn Baker is an actor. He was on that show with Bronson Pinchot.

This should be fun.

Ya snooze. You lose.

tit

Lensman · 02-18-2001, 12:04 AM

Damn, we've been hiding from you for so long. How did you find us?

titmowse · 02-18-2001, 12:18 AM

Scoop's email addy has bingo_balki as the user name. That's the Bronson Pinchot character from the show. I wish I could frigging remember the name of that fucking show.

This is so a hoax

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Gemini · 02-18-2001, 12:22 AM

Anyone with the name of 'Scoop' shouldn't be taken too seriously. lol Sort of like the name Muffy eh?

Who's playing Gidget?...Dobey is open as well. Sounds like a 1960's movie in here!

Can I play the mean old crotchety b*tch down the street?? (I watched those old movies when they were new!)lmFao

titmowse · 02-18-2001, 12:29 AM

Ahh...memories. My favorite Gidget was Sally Field. Course, she couldn't hold a candle to Sandra Dee's Tammy.

Don't get me started on my love affair with Elizabeth Montgomery.

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Shannon · 02-18-2001, 01:04 AM

Scoop - If this is for real, why would you be so stupid to go thorugh all the trouble to advertise this url with out registering it prior to doing so...

You are either full of shit or you are stupid...

pet · 02-18-2001, 02:12 AM

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[This message has been edited by pet (edited 07-08-2001).]

Dyanna · 02-18-2001, 03:59 AM

rofl

Lens, he must have used a search engine to uncover this place. Or perhaps he used a PI.

DarkJedi · 02-18-2001, 04:10 AM

what the fuck is "Jizz and squirt family resturaunt, located at 6969 go fuck yourself blvd "
You think such thing exists ?

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wiZd0m · 02-18-2001, 04:54 AM

Hahaha, this guy deserve a T-Shirt For His Humour! Send him one lensman!

http://tess.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f...ate=kmuv0l.1.1

It's not in the Uspto database so you can Go Fuck YourSelf, lol

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NightLizard · 02-18-2001, 06:00 AM

that's some funny shit, he should really go fuck himself.

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Poizon · 02-18-2001, 06:05 AM

HEY I KNOW THAT PLACE! I ate there and their food tastes like shit! I think someone jizzed in the food and that's how they got the name, dur hur, lmao!

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chass · 02-18-2001, 07:45 AM

Scoop Jiszm,

Go Fuck Yourself! Go to the corner of the room and whack yourself...nobody wants you!

fredicus · 02-18-2001, 08:09 AM

Good Fun

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Red7 · 02-18-2001, 08:32 AM

This is a Joke!

?????6969 go fuck yourself blvd ?????
Get real no one can have a street name like that!

It looks more like on of those "Blogs" I have read on a Tweekee Webmasters site then anything else..

just my 2 cents.

Red · 02-18-2001, 09:09 AM

Isn't that the restaurant that invented "secret sauce"?

I agree that this guy should get a t-shirt for originality and creativity. Besides, it would be perfect waiter attire for his place.
but if we send it to him, he has to send us a video clip of him wearing it doing Balki's dance of joy.

Red

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PrivateEye · 12-13-2003, 05:15 AM

02-17-2001, 11:35 PM	#1
Scoop Jiszm Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Compton MD Posts: 1	I HAVE LEGAL RIGHTS TO THIS FUCKING SITE!!!! Hello, My name is Scoop Jiszm. I am the proud owner of the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz and squirt family resturaunt, located at 6969 go fuck yourself blvd here in beautiful downtown compton, MD. We have been in the business since 1965 and continue to proudly serve the greater Compton, MD area with food, and fine friendly service at affordable prices. Approximatly 5 years ago, we were able to expand our business and put in a second floor complete with a gift shop and petting zoo. We also bought the rights to WWW.gofuckyourself.com as your home website where people could order HNS J&S apparel from the convience of their own home. Due to another recent expansion and contractual negotionans with Yacco's house of Errit, to become uur subsidiary, and distributer for, the website did not get off at the date as planned. However, we were striving for an April, 2001 launch date and even began advertising the website at the resturaunt on the menus, gift shop, and rest rooms, as well as the jackets we cover our animals with on those cold blustery nights here in Compton. We take this website as a personal insult to our very succesful business. We now run national commercials with actor Bronson Pinchot as our spokesperson. So I will keep this short and sweet. I will seek legal action against you if you do not shut down this website or in fact compenstate the Horn 'N' Spooge, Jizz & Squirt in full. We had a full, legally binding contract to obtain all rights to this sight. Our attorney, Mark Lynn Baker will be contacting you. Thank you have a Spoogerific day.

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02-17-2001, 11:44 PM	#2
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Mark Lynn Baker is an actor. He was on that show with Bronson Pinchot. This should be fun. Ya snooze. You lose. tit

02-18-2001, 12:04 AM	#3
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Damn, we've been hiding from you for so long. How did you find us?

02-18-2001, 12:18 AM	#4
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Scoop's email addy has bingo_balki as the user name. That's the Bronson Pinchot character from the show. I wish I could frigging remember the name of that fucking show. This is so a hoax ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

02-18-2001, 12:22 AM	#5
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Anyone with the name of 'Scoop' shouldn't be taken too seriously. lol Sort of like the name Muffy eh? Who's playing Gidget?...Dobey is open as well. Sounds like a 1960's movie in here! Can I play the mean old crotchety b*tch down the street?? (I watched those old movies when they were new!)lmFao

02-18-2001, 12:29 AM	#6
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	Ahh...memories. My favorite Gidget was Sally Field. Course, she couldn't hold a candle to Sandra Dee's Tammy. Don't get me started on my love affair with Elizabeth Montgomery. ------------------ tit, Mowsebytes Porn Newsletter: Webmasters submit your sites here.

02-18-2001, 01:04 AM	#7
Shannon Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 43	Scoop - If this is for real, why would you be so stupid to go thorugh all the trouble to advertise this url with out registering it prior to doing so... You are either full of shit or you are stupid...

02-18-2001, 02:12 AM	#8
pet Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 104	. [This message has been edited by pet (edited 07-08-2001).]

02-18-2001, 03:59 AM	#9
Dyanna Registered User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 43	rofl Lens, he must have used a search engine to uncover this place. Or perhaps he used a PI.

02-18-2001, 04:10 AM	#10
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	what the fuck is "Jizz and squirt family resturaunt, located at 6969 go fuck yourself blvd " You think such thing exists ? ------------------ Easy $$$ For Webmasters - program sell like crazy on all kinds traffic! or try GammaCash for great convertion ratios or make tonns of $$ on pop-ups

02-18-2001, 04:54 AM	#11
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Hahaha, this guy deserve a T-Shirt For His Humour! Send him one lensman! http://tess.uspto.gov/bin/gate.exe?f...ate=kmuv0l.1.1 It's not in the Uspto database so you can Go Fuck YourSelf, lol ------------------ wiZd0m

02-18-2001, 06:00 AM	#12
NightLizard Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: next to my bunny Posts: 300	that's some funny shit, he should really go fuck himself. ------------------ [email protected] Nightlizard, peace out

02-18-2001, 06:05 AM	#13
Poizon Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Smilyville, USA Posts: 157	HEY I KNOW THAT PLACE! I ate there and their food tastes like shit! I think someone jizzed in the food and that's how they got the name, dur hur, lmao! ------------------ Sometimes you just don't get it.

02-18-2001, 07:45 AM	#14
chass Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Alamo City Posts: 498	Scoop Jiszm, Go Fuck Yourself! Go to the corner of the room and whack yourself...nobody wants you!

02-18-2001, 08:09 AM	#15
fredicus Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: UK Posts: 286	Good Fun ------------------ unlikely to be Y3K Compliant ------------------------- Are you trying to tell me that coconuts migrate ?

02-18-2001, 08:32 AM	#16
Red7 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: www.sexgrfx.com Posts: 221	This is a Joke! ?????6969 go fuck yourself blvd ????? Get real no one can have a street name like that! It looks more like on of those "Blogs" I have read on a Tweekee Webmasters site then anything else.. just my 2 cents.

02-18-2001, 09:09 AM	#17
Red Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: nomad Posts: 518	Isn't that the restaurant that invented "secret sauce"? I agree that this guy should get a t-shirt for originality and creativity. Besides, it would be perfect waiter attire for his place. but if we send it to him, he has to send us a video clip of him wearing it doing Balki's dance of joy. Red ------------------ Amateurmoney-we give great click Red's Erotica You've never had story content on your site like this before. Original, funny, purely pornographic.