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CamChicks · 06-09-2004, 03:47 AM

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Ar3s · 06-09-2004, 03:50 AM

I have 2 things to say :
1. Ebay funny! ;)
2. LOL shit hehe

CamChicks · 06-09-2004, 04:24 AM

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Every little boy loves the T-REX (originated by the Balloon Man, John Holmes), but it takes time to learn the methods to be able to make such a creation!

Little girls love the pink poodle!

Some girls and boys love both!

I can't tell if this is a joke, or if they're just clueless nuts.
... seems serious.. but comically wrong.

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There is no reason for a child who is getting a lot of legitimate praise to menace others

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Why have your child flip burgers when she could make TEN times that in tips twisting balloons at nice restaurants.

wtf?

stocktrader23 · 06-09-2004, 04:27 AM

Sounds like something I would have bought when I was 10 or 11.

TimeStamp · 06-09-2004, 04:30 AM

A good balloonist can make over $100 per hour (scouts honor!), and this system is the best way to start. In our experience, $20 an hour would be about the bare minimum. Why have your child flip burgers when she could make TEN times that in tips twisting balloons at nice restaurants. (It is quite reasonable to assume you will earn at least $50 an hour as a balloon entertainer - and learning is really not that tough - especially at birthday parties, after all, little children love to be entertained by kids - and parents are at ease when kids are in their homes as entertainers.)

06-09-2004, 03:47 AM	#1
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06-09-2004, 04:30 AM	#5
TimeStamp Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 320	A good balloonist can make over $100 per hour (scouts honor!), and this system is the best way to start. In our experience, $20 an hour would be about the bare minimum. Why have your child flip burgers when she could make TEN times that in tips twisting balloons at nice restaurants. (It is quite reasonable to assume you will earn at least $50 an hour as a balloon entertainer - and learning is really not that tough - especially at birthday parties, after all, little children love to be entertained by kids - and parents are at ease when kids are in their homes as entertainers.) __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-09-2004, 03:50 AM	#2
Ar3s So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: ICQ : 207880728 Posts: 4,307	I have 2 things to say : 1. Ebay funny! ;) 2. LOL shit hehe