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  • Halcyon
    Spread The Pink!
    • Dec 2002
    • 8609
    #1

    I'll have the Grand Slam with a side of Semen

    "Ex-cook is charged with tainting food" - St. Louis Dispatch

    Its like my worst fear.
    A Denny's employee put semen in the Honey Mustard dressing of people he didn't like.

    Including a police officer that gave him a ticket.

    (I find myself wondering if he had the semen pre-collected, or if he jerked off while the customer was waiting for his/her food. I would think that would be a less-than-arrousing scenario. Then again, he and I are CLEARLY wired differently.)

    Maybe there is a niche idea in there somewhere? www.PoisenedWithPenisPudding.com ???

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    • Mr. Jim
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 4372
      #2
      moons over my spermy

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        • Halcyon
          Spread The Pink!
          • Dec 2002
          • 8609
          #3
          Originally posted by jimholio
          moons over my spermy
          LOL!!!
          Perfect.
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            • Halcyon
              Spread The Pink!
              • Dec 2002
              • 8609
              #4
              I just realized there is also a front page post about a killer sandwich
              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309508

              and a taco as weapon.
              http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309426

              Has the whole world gone food crazy!?
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                • JDog
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 7453
                  #5
                  Damn, that is fucking sick! I'll never go out to eat again!












                  Like tha would ever happen.

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                    • Shoehorn!
                      Die With Your Boots On
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 22872
                      #6
                      HAHA, exactly the reason why you shouldn't piss off your waiter or waitress. Or send food back. Or anything.

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                        • Mr. Jim
                          Confirmed User
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 4372
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Halcyon
                          I just realized there is also a front page post about a killer sandwich
                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309508

                          and a taco as weapon.
                          http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=309426

                          Has the whole world gone food crazy!?
                          if you read the bible you would know that the Apocolypse begins at family diners

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                            • mastamind
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 429
                              #8
                              nasty I never want to go out to eat again shit

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                                • punker barbie
                                  Meow Meow!!!
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 10232
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Halcyon
                                  "Ex-cook is charged with tainting food" - St. Louis Dispatch

                                  Its like my worst fear.
                                  A Denny's employee put semen in the Honey Mustard dressing of people he didn't like.

                                  Including a police officer that gave him a ticket.

                                  (I find myself wondering if he had the semen pre-collected, or if he jerked off while the customer was waiting for his/her food. I would think that would be a less-than-arrousing scenario. Then again, he and I are CLEARLY wired differently.)

                                  Maybe there is a niche idea in there somewhere? www.PoisenedWithPenisPudding.com ???

                                  link from http://www.dazereader.com

                                  #1 rule when going to a restraunt always be nice to the hired help!!!!!
                                  and if the service sucks leave a sucky tip..........
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                                    • gornyhuy
                                      Chafed.
                                      • May 2002
                                      • 18041
                                      #10
                                      "Y'all CUM back now, Ya hear?!"

                                      icq:159548293

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                                        • cayne
                                          My time is coming...
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 7476
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by punker barbie
                                          #1 rule when going to a restraunt always be nice to the hired help!!!!!
                                          and if the service sucks leave a sucky tip..........
                                          Yap, did that last sunday...the service was very sloooooooow nad not very nice.
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                                            • sinkiss
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 666
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by TheSmutPeddlerDOTcom
                                              HAHA, exactly the reason why you shouldn't piss off your waiter or waitress. Or send food back. Or anything.
                                              yep, very true
                                              that story is very disgusting. makes ya think twice about going out to eat.
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                                                • Halcyon
                                                  Spread The Pink!
                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                  • 8609
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by gornyhuy
                                                  "Y'all CUM back now, Ya hear?!"
                                                  DOH!!! lol!!!!
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