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If you have any doubt what nationality you are, here is a very good test to figure it out!

Grab a piece of paper and a pen so you can write down your answers in case you don't remember them !

1. You have decided that your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend is over. How do you brake the news that you are leaving?
(a) Leave a tear filled note on the table and quietly walk away
(b) Calmly discuss the reason behind it with your partner.
(c) Attack him/her with a chair on TV in front of a bunch of inbreeds

2. You and your partner decided to go play ball in the park. What do you bring ?
(a) A ball.
(b) A ball and 2 jackets.
(c) A ball, 50 helmet, 4 ton of armor, 20 cheerleaders, a marching band with a piano on a wagon and a team of the best surgeon with back injury as their specialty.


3. You are driving down a deserted highway and by accident hit a rabbit. What do you do?
(a) Stop and see how it's doing and how bad it's hurt. Brings it to the vet if it's still alive
(b) Keep on driving, but hoping that it didn't get hurt or died quickly.
(c) Ties it to the hood of your carp and drive all the way home screaming and yelling while throwing beer cans out the car window

4. You wake up in the morning with a stiff neck from sleeping in a strange position. What do you do?
(a) Ignore it. It will properly get better once you get up and move around.
(b) Take a couple of aspirins and get on with the day.
(c) Goes to some media-horny tv healer/priest with a bad wig, who will put his hands on you while screaming about the devil in front of a bunch of amassed inbreeds.


5. what do you eat for breakfast?
(a) A bowl of cereal, a piece of toast and a cup of tea.
(b) A glass of juice, a croissant, and a cup of coffee.
(c) A bag of donuts with ice cream, a large red stake with 6 eggs, 15 pancakes with syrup 10 waffles, 5 hotdog's and a cola light.

6. You and your partner have decided to get married. What kind of wedding do you have?
(a) A quit party with a few close friends and family members at city hall
(b) A church wedding followed by a fancy party at a nice hotel.
(c) A quick wedding at a 24 hour drive-through chapel in Las Vegas, where the "priest" is a tranny dressed as Elvis.


7. Your 14 year old son is going through a difficult phase, he is making trouble in school and keeps to him self at home. What do you do?
(a) Don't worry. It's just a phase and it will pass
(b) Encourage him to get out more, get him involved in sports or a youth club.
(c) Bring him to a gunshop and buy a bunch of semi-automatic weapons and enough bullet's to gun down a small town.

8. While you get ready for bed you smash your little toe into your wife's dresser. What do you do?
(a) Yell and scream. It did hurt like hell.
(b) Make a mental note, that you have to move the dresser so it won't happen again.
(c) Call a hotshot lawyer with a good track record, so you can sue the pants off you wife.

9. There are peace talk going on in the other part of the world. What do you do?
(a) Leave the to the negotiation, but offer your help if the want it.
(b) Leave the to the negotiation, and offer your help to both sides.
(c) Totally ignore everybody. protest and totally take over everything.

10.There is a very popular black leader in your state. What do you do?
(a) Welcome him with open arms.
(b) Listen to what he has to say.
(c) Shoot him

11.There is a war going on some where in the world. What do you do?
(a) Observe and keep a look out, so that the human rights are not violated and step in, if you have to.
(b) Observe and keep a look out, so that the human rights are not violated and bring the guilty parties to justice
(c) Invade the country, destroy all the buildings and shoot at everybody and every thing. It all about killing!

12. Your city is attacked by terrorists. What do you do?
(a) Treat the injured, clean up and find the people responsible.
(b) Treat the injured, clean up and find the people responsible and bring them to justice.
(c) Treat the injured, clean up and find the people responsible, but keep supporting them and sending money over seas to finance terrorist organisations

Answer...
If most of your answers were (a) and (b) you are normal human being

If most of your answers are (c) then I'm sorry to say it. You are an American