Things you never tell a COP (Funny) - GoFuckYourself.com

Semi-Retired-Dave · 06-07-2004, 01:05 PM

NEVER SAY TO A COP ...

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

B40 · 06-07-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by CyberAge-Dave
NEVER SAY TO A COP ...

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

Tania · 06-07-2004, 01:15 PM

funny stuff

speechless · 06-07-2004, 01:17 PM

Are You Andy or Barney?

lolz.............

06-07-2004, 01:05 PM	#1
Semi-Retired-Dave Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: LA Posts: 11,190	Things you never tell a COP (Funny) NEVER SAY TO A COP ... 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" __________________ Support a Good Cause

06-07-2004, 01:15 PM	#3
Tania Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: In a house Posts: 5,393	funny stuff __________________

06-07-2004, 01:17 PM	#4
speechless Registered User Join Date: May 2004 Location: townsville Posts: 89	Are You Andy or Barney? lolz............. __________________ get back to work....... shiet!!!