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  • MrIzzz
    If u touch it, I will cum
    • Sep 2003
    • 22923
    #1

    The rules to obey during INTERNEXT...

    1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

    2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

    3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

    4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

    5- stay away from the mini-bar

    6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

    7- watch out for falling furniture


    if i have left anything out please feel free to add


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    • juicylinks
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992
      #2
      Originally posted by MrIzzz
      1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

      2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

      3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

      4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

      5- stay away from the mini-bar

      6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

      7- watch out for falling furniture


      if i have left anything out please feel free to add

      -Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you

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        • MrIzzz
          If u touch it, I will cum
          • Sep 2003
          • 22923
          #3
          Originally posted by juicylinks
          -Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you
          you're gay


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            • fr8
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 5074
              #4
              Originally posted by juicylinks
              -Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you
              Is that from experience?

              Better watch that purty ass. lol
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                • Wiggles
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • May 2004
                  • 14423
                  #5
                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                  -Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you
                  did you learn the hard way? the very hard way?
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                    • European Lee
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                      • Dec 2002
                      • 7133
                      #6
                      Let me kiss them during belly flop contests

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                        • MrIzzz
                          If u touch it, I will cum
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 22923
                          #7
                          Originally posted by European Lee
                          Let me kiss them during belly flop contests

                          Regards,

                          Lee

                          lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

                          now that was one of the funniest fucking things i have ever seen. and it is proof that juicy is truly a twink


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                            • BitchenBob
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                              • Jun 2004
                              • 417
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MrIzzz
                              lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

                              now that was one of the funniest fucking things i have ever seen. and it is proof that juicy is truly a twink
                              Ok I'm starting to be glad I didn't go to this thing now.
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                                • gregtx
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                                  • Jan 2002
                                  • 1929
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                  lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

                                  now that was one of the funniest fucking things i have ever seen. and it is proof that juicy is truly a twink

                                  I think I have video... and juicy even used tongue
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                                    • MrIzzz
                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                      • Sep 2003
                                      • 22923
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by gregtx
                                      I think I have video... and juicy even used tongue
                                      dude, i totally missed the shot from where i was.


                                      if anyone has good pics or video of it, please get it posted


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                                        • abyss_al
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 15605
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by juicylinks
                                          -Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you
                                          you cant rape the willing
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                                            • GTS Mark
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                                              • Jan 2001
                                              • 20912
                                              #12
                                              - Wait for the Silvercash bar to open up instead of ordering drinks from the pool bar $$$$$$$ LOL!!!

                                              DH

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                                                • Rochard
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                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                  • 75761
                                                  #13
                                                  You need to change #3 from "learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend" to "learn how to function three days without any sleep".
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                                                    • European Lee
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                      • 7133
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by gregtx
                                                      I think I have video... and juicy even used tongue
                                                      Greg seriously dude if you have video or pics of that send me a link non of the people i have spoken to so far have any documented proof of what went on

                                                      Regards,

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                                                        • European Lee
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                                                          • Dec 2002
                                                          • 7133
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by DrinkingHard
                                                          - Wait for the Silvercash bar to open up instead of ordering drinks from the pool bar $$$$$$$ LOL!!!

                                                          DH
                                                          Haha you know what the funniest thing was about the Silvercash happy hour was..

                                                          Watching all the freeloaders queuing up at the bar talking about all the cocktails they were going to be drinking then finding out they had to pay for them because it was only free beer

                                                          Some of the looks on those guys faces were that of pure ownage

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                                                            • Babagirls
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                                                              • Feb 2001
                                                              • 18812
                                                              #16
                                                              #8: Dont drink the $7 bottles of water in your room. (and like Izz said, stay away from the mini bar lol)





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                                                                • stocktrader23
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                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 18781
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by Babagirls
                                                                  #8: Dont drink the $7 bottles of water in your room.
                                                                  I don't think me and this hotel would have gotten along too well.


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                                                                    • modF
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                                                                      • Aug 2002
                                                                      • 1888
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                                                      I don't think me and this hotel would have gotten along too well.
                                                                      I hate that fucking hotel. I just hope they pick a new one when the contract is up.

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                                                                        • FilthyRob
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2004
                                                                          • 6741
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                          1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

                                                                          2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

                                                                          3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

                                                                          4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

                                                                          5- stay away from the mini-bar

                                                                          6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

                                                                          7- watch out for falling furniture


                                                                          if i have left anything out please feel free to add
                                                                          8 - Don't drink until you go blind or black out.

                                                                          9 - Don't puke at the parties.

                                                                          10 - Don't pass out on the floor anywhere.

                                                                          Not that I did any of the above ever...
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                                                                            • Tala
                                                                              Fucked if I know
                                                                              • Dec 2002
                                                                              • 23368
                                                                              #20
                                                                              -Careful who you trust, cause they'll throw your ass in the pool later.

                                                                              -Remember: Tala WILL make you wet.

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                                                                                • MadMojo
                                                                                  Registered User
                                                                                  • Dec 2003
                                                                                  • 71
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz
                                                                                  1- dont let anyone bang a chick on bloody sheets

                                                                                  2- make sure there is no security around when flashing off of the balcony

                                                                                  3- learn how to function on 3 hours of sleep for an entire weekend

                                                                                  4- get as many models as possible to sit on your lap at every function you attend

                                                                                  5- stay away from the mini-bar

                                                                                  6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets

                                                                                  7- watch out for falling furniture


                                                                                  if i have left anything out please feel free to add
                                                                                  8 - If Mr. Izz recommends a hot stripper, you better damn well blow all your fucking money on that stripper, she's guarenteed to give you a major case of blue balls!
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                                                                                    • Manowar
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                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 71528
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      so thats a list of all the things juicy did then ?

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                                                                                        • Firehorse
                                                                                          Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                          • Apr 2002
                                                                                          • 30767
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          My main rule is always go to Internext with my wife and best friend!
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                                                                                            • NoCarrier
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                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                              • 16356
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                                              -Make sure you lock bathroom door so Mr Izz doesntt sneek in and sodomze you

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                                                                                                • HammerALL
                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                                                                  • 3506
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by European Lee
                                                                                                  Greg seriously dude if you have video or pics of that send me a link non of the people i have spoken to so far have any documented proof of what went on

                                                                                                  Regards,

                                                                                                  Lee
                                                                                                  Lee - I'll vouch for you man - I saw the whole thing right infront of my eyes!
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                                                                                                    • [illnet]-Romeo
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                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                      • 1207
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      -Try not to loose your voice the first day
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                                                                                                        • MrIzzz
                                                                                                          If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                                          • Sep 2003
                                                                                                          • 22923
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by MadMojo
                                                                                                          8 - If Mr. Izz recommends a hot stripper, you better damn well blow all your fucking money on that stripper, she's guarenteed to give you a major case of blue balls!


                                                                                                          she was soooooooooo worth it.


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                                                                                                            • NickPapageorgio
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Apr 2004
                                                                                                              • 8323
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              You left out a big rule. If you are going to do anything you will be ashamed of later...always know where JFK's camera is pointed....always.

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                                                                                                                • Yo Adrian
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Apr 2002
                                                                                                                  • 6326
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by MrIzzz


                                                                                                                  6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets
                                                                                                                  WTF?? lol
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                                                                                                                    • Phoenix
                                                                                                                      BACON BACON BACON
                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                      • 35475
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by MrIzzz



                                                                                                                      6- make sure you dont allow a twink to jizz on your sheets
                                                                                                                      um...you got some explainin to do here...lol
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                                                                                                                        • C-Bass
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                                                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                                                          • 3153
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          ^^Dude, go check RRRED's thread
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                                                                                                                            • Kimmykim
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                                                                                                                              • Jun 2001
                                                                                                                              • 16015
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by [illnet]-Romeo
                                                                                                                              -Try not to loose your voice the first day
                                                                                                                              You too?

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                                                                                                                                • Bell
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                                                                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 298
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by SlickCash Mario
                                                                                                                                  Lee - I'll vouch for you man - I saw the whole thing right infront of my eyes!

                                                                                                                                  I saw it all as well... and I thought JFK got a pic, didn't he ??

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                                                                                                                                    • MrIzzz
                                                                                                                                      If u touch it, I will cum
                                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                                      • 22923
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Yo Adrian
                                                                                                                                      WTF?? lol
                                                                                                                                      lmao, check out RRRED's thread about shok

                                                                                                                                      that was one of the funniest things i ever saw. worst part about it was that me and juicy saw the screening of it just before we went to Scarlets. when we got there i had to try and keep a straight face when i was talking to shok....lol...poor guy


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