Favorite Quotes!

Ok how bout this one.

"Give a boy enough rope

and he'll bring home

a stray dog on the end of it."

If you are not enough without it,
you will never be enough with it.

Be the change you want to se in the world. - Gandhi

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989


I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much.
Mother Teresa (1910 - 1997)

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." ~ Helen Keller

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Lawana Blackwell, The Dowry of Miss Lydia Clark, 1999

You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
Dale Carnegie

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Saint Jerome (374 AD - 419 AD), Letter

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Saint Jerome (374 AD - 419 AD), Letter

The friendship that can cease has never been real.
Saint Jerome (374 AD - 419 AD), Letter

Well done is better than well said. - Benjamin Franklin

Deam as if you will live forever
and live as if you will die today.

"I call Christianity the one great curse, the one enormous and innermost perversion, the one great instinct of revenge, for which no means are too venemous, too underhand, too underground and too petty-I call it the one immortal blemish of mankind."

-- Friedrich Nietzsche

With our thoughts we make the world. - The Buddha

The mind is a great healer. - Hippocrates

I spent a year databasing quotes for an offline biz we have. Every time I post another one pops into my head.

Argue for your limitations and they are yours.

The most powerful weapon in the world is a focused mind.

anymore firehorse? I was enjoying myself ;)

Life will pay you exactly what you believe you are worth, not a cent more not a cent less.

Jamdin's Favorite Quotes:

"All hope abandon, ye who enter here!" --- Dante from "Divine Comedy"

"All good that a person does returns three-fold in this life; harm is also returned three-fold" --- The Three-Fold Law

"An' it harm none, do what thou wilt" --- The Wiccan Rede

"Bring out your dead!" --- "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975)

"Crom! I've never prayed to you before, I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad, why we fought, or why we died. No. What's important, is that two stood against many. That's what is important! Battle pleases you lord Crom, so I ask you to grant me one request, grant me REVENGE! And if you do not listen, then the hell with you!" --- Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Conan The Barbarian" (1982)

"Even a man who says his prayers and gets to bed by night, may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright." --- The Gypsy from "The Wolfman" (1941)

"Fill your hands, you son of a bitch!" --- John Wayne in "True Grit" (1969)

"From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries, living many secret lives, struggeling to reach the time of the gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever know we were among you....until now." --- "The Highlander" (1986)

"Get your paws off me you dirty ape!" --- "Planet of the Apes" (1968)

Health and life to you;
The woman of your choice to you;
Land without rent to you
And death in Eirinn.
--- Old Irish Toast

"I am not a number, I am a free man!" --- Number 6 from "The Prisoner"

"I am the lizard king!" --- Jim Morrison

"I am William Wallace, and before me, I see a whole ARMY of my countrymen here to battle the English. Ay, fight and you may die, run and you'll live. At least a while. And dying in your beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives.... but they'll never take our FREEDOM!!" --- "Braveheart" (1995)

"I have a dream!" --- Martin Luther King, Jr.

"I have been, and always shall be, your friend." --- "Star Trek III: The Search for Spock" (1984)

"In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing..." --- "This IS Spinal Tap" (1984)

"In the spring, a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love" --- Alfred, Lord Tennyson from "Locksley Hall"

"I think somebody outta belt you in the mouth. But I won't, I won't, the hell I won't." --- John Wayne in "McLintlock" (1963)

"It is a good day to die!" --- "Little Big Man" (1970)

"It's 106 miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it." --- "The Blues Brothers" (1980)

"Life clocks are a lie! Carousel is a lie! There is no renewal!!" --- "Logan's Run" (1976)

"Mine is Yesterday, I am Tomorrow" --- from "The Book of the Dead"

"Maybe I'm dreaming. My eyes are open, which means maybe I'm awake dreaming that I'm asleep. Or, or more likely, I'm asleep dreaming that I'm awake wondering if I'm dreaming." --- "Ladyhawke" (1985)

"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!" --- "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975)

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" --- Franklin Deleno Roosevelt

"Poems are made by fools like me!" --- Joyce Kilmer

"Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten." --- "Lilo & Stitch" (2002)

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore!'" --- Edgar Allan Poe from "The Raven"

"She who holds the book of sight, when the moon is drained of all its light, will be ruler of the night Mistress of the Dark" --- "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" (1988)

"Son of Jor-El, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!" --- "Superman II" (1980)

"The chain in those handcuffs is high tense metal steel. It will take you ten minutes to hack through it with this. Now If you're lucky... you could hack through your ankle in 5 minutes." --- "Mad Max" (1979)

"There's only two things in this world I'm afraid of...women and the po-lice." --- Burt Reynolds in "White Lightning" (1973)

"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It is expired and gone to meet it's maker! This is a late parrot, it is a stiff. This is an ex-parrot!" --- Monty Python's "The Dead Parrot Sketch"

"Thunderdome: two men, hand-to-hand, no jury, no appear, no parol. Two men enter, one man leaves." --- "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" (1985)

"Turn On, Tune In, Turn Out" --- Timothy Leary

"Welcome to my nightmare!" --- Alice Cooper

"Welcome to the human race!" --- Snake from "Escape From L.A."

"What we have here is a failure to communicate." --- "Cool Hand Luke" (1967)

"You blew it all up...you really did it... Damn you...Goddamn you all to hell!!!" --- "Planet of the Apes" (1968)

"You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?" --- The Joker from "Batman" (1989)

"You wanna see something really scary?" --- "Twilight Zone" The Movie" (1983)

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain

God made us scared so we wouldn't do anything stupid.

Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

Until you value yourself, you won't value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it.
M. Scott Peck

The difference between graffiti and philosophy is the word "fuck".

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

We aren't what we eat. We are what we don't shit.

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.

If god doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me, not you.

My favorite:

"I never measured a man's success by how high he climbed; but by how high he bounced when he hit the bottom." - General George S. Patton

"Life sucks and then you die."

Lack of money is the root of evil

In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
Bill Cosby

Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences that money can buy.

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.: (Whatever is said in Latin sounds profound.)

Obscenity is the crutch of inarticulate motherfuckers.

It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

Water? Never touch the stuff! Fish fuck in it.

Try not to become a man of success, but rather try to become a man of value.
Albert Einstein

"It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time. " -- Tallulah Bankhead

"My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine." -- Tallulah Bankhead

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.
Booker T. Washington

A rich man's joke is always funny

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstein

You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman

J.Lo needs to limos, one for her and one for her ass.
- Chris Rock

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

Abraham Lincoln

What a distressing contrast there is between the radiant intelligence of the child and the feeble mentality of the average adult.
Sigmund Freud

No No the BIG one...(Lawrence Connor)

Rick I love your sig with the lady on the tred! Kept me giggling for a minute or so lol

young lovers seek perfection
old lovers learned the art
of sewing shreds
and seeing beauty
in the multiplicity of patches.

-How to make an American quilt


There's only US
there's only THIS
forget regreat
or life is yours to miss
No other road
No other way
no day but today!

-Jonathan Larson, Rent (the musical)

more to come!

I like this one!

"If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid" - Epictetus (Pictatus)

"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot."

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. "

"I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."

Oh, all of mine are by Groucho Marx

To those who scare peace loving people with phantoms of lost liberty, my message is this: your tactics aid terrorists for they erode our national unity and diminish our resolve. They give ammunition to America?s enemies and pause to America?s friends.

John fucking Asshahahahaha.

The more I read that, the more it scares me.