There I was, just minding my own business........ - GoFuckYourself.com

OzKaNoz · 02-09-2001, 08:22 PM

There I was, just minding my own business!
Driving down the Highway when this bird hits my windshield. It's wing get stuck in my windshield wiper blades. Damnedest thing! I figured, Hell I'll just turn on the wipers and set him free. Worked just fine. I happened to notice that the bird did get free, and flipped up over the car. Hitting the car behind me. Well, the car behind me turned on some pretty red and blue lights. Yes,I'm sure you can tell where this is going. It was a Texas State Trooper. I pulled over and got out my license and insurance. Mr Trooper of the big belly, strolls up to my car, I ask nicely----Was I speeding? And he states (In a South Texas Drawl)No Son, I not pulling you over for speeding.........

I am pulling you over for.....

Flipping me the bird!

Only in Texas.

Oz

adsproul · 02-09-2001, 08:24 PM

LOL thats pretty good... i read it to the roomie while he read it....

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"It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!"

"Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?"

ace0r · 02-09-2001, 09:39 PM

i was at a stop light once and a bird flew in my open window and crashed into the passenger side window cuz it was closed, i almost shit my pants when the bird started flapping around all crazy inside my car.. i get out while everyone behind me honks and laughs

02-09-2001, 09:45 PM

Try waking up with one inside your fucking house. Dam thing got down my chimney. I woke up thinking someone was breaking in downstairs, then I seen this dam bird fly through the room. I tried for an hour to get the thing out the back door of my house with a broom. Fucking bird shit all over the place. I got out my pellet gun but I didn't have the nerve to shoot it in the house in case I missed and put a hole in my furniture. And I wasn't too keen on it bleeding all over the place, especially if it didn't die right away and kept flying around dripping blood. And obviously the 12 gauge wasn't an option.

Eventually I got it to fly out the back door. Needless to say, I have a wire mesh cover over my chimney now.

sixfm · 02-09-2001, 10:12 PM

evildick that reminds me of when I was younger I lived in a house that had bats in it. (No, I wasn't part of the Adam's Family or the Munsters gee whiz!). I remember the first occurance, we got out a fishing net and swoooped the bat, and the bat went right through the holes on the net. I remember one of my sisters screaming in the middle of the night. She was fast asleep and woke up to something tickling her knee. A bat had decided that her knee would make a mighty fine perch.

Buff · 02-19-2004, 09:24 PM

Is this the earliest GFY thread which is not closed?

Ash@phpFX · 02-19-2004, 10:09 PM

02-09-2001, 08:22 PM	#1
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	There I was, just minding my own business........ There I was, just minding my own business! Driving down the Highway when this bird hits my windshield. It's wing get stuck in my windshield wiper blades. Damnedest thing! I figured, Hell I'll just turn on the wipers and set him free. Worked just fine. I happened to notice that the bird did get free, and flipped up over the car. Hitting the car behind me. Well, the car behind me turned on some pretty red and blue lights. Yes,I'm sure you can tell where this is going. It was a Texas State Trooper. I pulled over and got out my license and insurance. Mr Trooper of the big belly, strolls up to my car, I ask nicely----Was I speeding? And he states (In a South Texas Drawl)No Son, I not pulling you over for speeding......... I am pulling you over for..... Flipping me the bird! Only in Texas. Oz

02-09-2001, 08:24 PM	#2
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	LOL thats pretty good... i read it to the roomie while he read it.... ------------------ "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!" "Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?"

02-09-2001, 09:39 PM	#3
ace0r Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Calabasa, CA & Chicago, IL Posts: 1,410	i was at a stop light once and a bird flew in my open window and crashed into the passenger side window cuz it was closed, i almost shit my pants when the bird started flapping around all crazy inside my car.. i get out while everyone behind me honks and laughs

02-09-2001, 09:45 PM	#4
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Try waking up with one inside your fucking house. Dam thing got down my chimney. I woke up thinking someone was breaking in downstairs, then I seen this dam bird fly through the room. I tried for an hour to get the thing out the back door of my house with a broom. Fucking bird shit all over the place. I got out my pellet gun but I didn't have the nerve to shoot it in the house in case I missed and put a hole in my furniture. And I wasn't too keen on it bleeding all over the place, especially if it didn't die right away and kept flying around dripping blood. And obviously the 12 gauge wasn't an option. Eventually I got it to fly out the back door. Needless to say, I have a wire mesh cover over my chimney now.

02-09-2001, 10:12 PM	#5
sixfm Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 139	evildick that reminds me of when I was younger I lived in a house that had bats in it. (No, I wasn't part of the Adam's Family or the Munsters gee whiz!). I remember the first occurance, we got out a fishing net and swoooped the bat, and the bat went right through the holes on the net. I remember one of my sisters screaming in the middle of the night. She was fast asleep and woke up to something tickling her knee. A bat had decided that her knee would make a mighty fine perch.

02-19-2004, 09:24 PM	#6
Buff GFY Assassin Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 2,993	Is this the earliest GFY thread which is not closed?

02-19-2004, 10:09 PM	#7
Ash@phpFX Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 4,292