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Tam · 02-08-2001, 08:56 PM

Ok, who's wise ass idea was this? I need women to prove my manhood? Well dammit........ where the hell is my manhood? I don't remember the operation, but must have had one because my fucking manhood is gone.......

Good grief, I have been on this damn pc tooooo fucking long... now I am losing body parts.

Tam

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adsproul · 02-08-2001, 09:55 PM

Don't worry, i have it Tam!

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Lensman · 02-08-2001, 09:55 PM

Tam, just admit it. You're a man trapped in a womans body.

Tam · 02-08-2001, 10:08 PM

Lens.. I have been accused of being one of the guys.. maybe that is what they meant all these years? Hmmm LOL

adsproul, well give me the damn thing back....... I may need that dammit.....

Tam

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sixfm · 02-08-2001, 10:26 PM

Poor tam )-: Maybe this is their way of saying that you are just one of the guys.

SNOW · 02-08-2001, 10:33 PM

Tam let's shoot some content LOL

Balljoints · 02-08-2001, 10:38 PM

Well... I probably can live up to my title

Balljoints

Tam · 02-09-2001, 07:17 AM

six... well I guess this is a good thing right? At least if I am one of the guys then I have nothing to fear huh? LOL

Snow... I seen all those guns you got laying around...... depends on what you mean by SHOOT some content? LOL

Balljoints..... well go get laid and then come back and tell me if it helped your grouchy ass..... LMAO

Tam

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Techie Media · 02-09-2001, 09:19 AM

Tam, I consider you 1 of the Gang, not 1 of the guys... hell with that fine ass........ssshhhheeeeesssshhhhhhh
I start everyday with a peek at it, it gets the blood pumping

I Luv Ya Babe

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Tam · 02-09-2001, 09:32 AM

Lighting... stop it.. you are going to give me a damn ego...... and such a charmer.... whew........ Your wife is a lucky lady.

Well one of the gang, one of the boys..... what is the damn difference though? LMAO

Tam

blakkfrogg · 02-09-2001, 10:33 AM

New names? Where?!? Where?!?

I'm starting to think I pissed someone off and that this is their way of getting me to quietly go away. I'll have you know that my parents tried that same trick when I was a child and it didn't work.

I guess it's not so bad being known as 'What the fuck?' Could have been worse... I might have been called 'You fucked WHAT?'

Tam · 02-09-2001, 11:11 AM

blakk.... stop it... I almost choked on my damn coffee........ I asked my hubby that in just those words when he told me about his first fuck. so there was a double laugh on that one..... LOL

and don't even go there about leaving boards.... I just left one yesterday. If you go then who will make me laugh here? I was so pissed off yesterday and I came here and started reading posts, got ot one of yours and was laughing my ass off. LOL

Tam

Tam · 02-09-2001, 11:18 AM

ok now all my posts have a double meaning...... at least I don't have to prove my fucking manhood now..... whew...... I was still working on dealing with the loss of my dick..... LOL

blakkfrogg · 02-09-2001, 11:44 AM

Heh-heh-heh.... while on the topic of our first fucks, I'm in the clear. My first was a cutie. Since then, though, things went downhill. I think it's because I started smoking superglue and sniffing monkey dung.

I'm no longer doing either of those two things and consequently, my standards have risen dramatically. I no longer spend lonely drunken Friday nights loitering outside the kennels.

The change has done me good. Pretty soon the doctors say I'll be well enough to leave the hospital. By the way.... Is Carter still President? I've been here a while.

Tam · 02-09-2001, 12:24 PM

No he is not...... you damn fool.. where have you been? Carter is not president....... Reagen is our President now..... good grief, no wonder you can't get laid........ you don't even know who runs your damn country. LMAO

Tam

blakkfrogg · 02-09-2001, 12:38 PM

Hey! I've been getting laid. In fact, i have at least one orgy a day. I know this hot little chica with 5 friends. I call her Rosy.

On a more serious note... Are you talking about that cowboy/actor guy? No way. I can't believe you think I'd fall for THAT line. ha ha ha...

Next you're going to try and tell me they let a guy who has never held a real job, has admitted to drug use and has been arrested for driving under the influence become president. ha ha ha. You're so funny!

I actually do get laid once in a while. The moon has to be in perfect alignment with Jupiter, the sun must be in a tangential orbit to Pluto's orbit, that damn rodent musn't see his shadow.... and most importantly, my girlfriend has to be out of town. ROFL

Heh-heh-heh... go ahead. Tell her I said that. Just make sure somebody you don't like starts your car for you all next week.

Tam · 02-09-2001, 12:49 PM

Go ahead and fuck with my car... oh wait, I don't own a car... what the hell do I need one of those for? I am never away from my pc, and I tried parking the one I had at my pc so I could say I do drive my car, but it was taking up too damn much room, I couldn't get to my keyboards.

I don't know what you are talking about.. I thought everyone knew that every politician we have ever had has been perfect and has never broken one law.....

Cowboy/Actor guy? I don't know what you are talking about........ who is that? LOL

Tam

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02-08-2001, 08:56 PM	#1
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	New titles? Hmmmm Ok, who's wise ass idea was this? I need women to prove my manhood? Well dammit........ where the hell is my manhood? I don't remember the operation, but must have had one because my fucking manhood is gone....... Good grief, I have been on this damn pc tooooo fucking long... now I am losing body parts. Tam ------------------ WebmasterCommerce!! / May the Force Be With YOU!!

02-08-2001, 09:55 PM	#2
adsproul Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburg, Ca Posts: 295	Don't worry, i have it Tam! ------------------ "It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop at the end!" "Why don't you go outside, and play 'Hide and GoFuckYourself'?"

02-08-2001, 09:55 PM	#3
Lensman GFY Chaperone Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Adult.com Posts: 9,846	Tam, just admit it. You're a man trapped in a womans body.

02-08-2001, 10:08 PM	#4
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Lens.. I have been accused of being one of the guys.. maybe that is what they meant all these years? Hmmm LOL adsproul, well give me the damn thing back....... I may need that dammit..... Tam ------------------ WebmasterCommerce!! / May the Force Be With YOU!!

02-08-2001, 10:26 PM	#5
sixfm Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: State of Confusion Posts: 139	Poor tam )-: Maybe this is their way of saying that you are just one of the guys.

02-08-2001, 10:33 PM	#6
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	Tam let's shoot some content LOL

02-08-2001, 10:38 PM	#7
Balljoints Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indiana Posts: 357	Well... I probably can live up to my title Balljoints

02-09-2001, 07:17 AM	#8
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	six... well I guess this is a good thing right? At least if I am one of the guys then I have nothing to fear huh? LOL Snow... I seen all those guns you got laying around...... depends on what you mean by SHOOT some content? LOL Balljoints..... well go get laid and then come back and tell me if it helped your grouchy ass..... LMAO Tam ------------------ WebmasterCommerce!! / May the Force Be With YOU!!

02-09-2001, 09:19 AM	#9
Techie Media Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,092	Tam, I consider you 1 of the Gang, not 1 of the guys... hell with that fine ass........ssshhhheeeeesssshhhhhhh I start everyday with a peek at it, it gets the blood pumping I Luv Ya Babe ------------------ Smile and Be Happy http://www.lightningfree.com [This message has been edited by Lightning (edited 02-09-2001).]

02-09-2001, 09:32 AM	#10
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Lighting... stop it.. you are going to give me a damn ego...... and such a charmer.... whew........ Your wife is a lucky lady. Well one of the gang, one of the boys..... what is the damn difference though? LMAO Tam

02-09-2001, 10:33 AM	#11
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	New names? Where?!? Where?!? I'm starting to think I pissed someone off and that this is their way of getting me to quietly go away. I'll have you know that my parents tried that same trick when I was a child and it didn't work. I guess it's not so bad being known as 'What the fuck?' Could have been worse... I might have been called 'You fucked WHAT?'

02-09-2001, 11:11 AM	#12
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	blakk.... stop it... I almost choked on my damn coffee........ I asked my hubby that in just those words when he told me about his first fuck. so there was a double laugh on that one..... LOL and don't even go there about leaving boards.... I just left one yesterday. If you go then who will make me laugh here? I was so pissed off yesterday and I came here and started reading posts, got ot one of yours and was laughing my ass off. LOL Tam

02-09-2001, 11:18 AM	#13
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	ok now all my posts have a double meaning...... at least I don't have to prove my fucking manhood now..... whew...... I was still working on dealing with the loss of my dick..... LOL

02-09-2001, 11:44 AM	#14
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Heh-heh-heh.... while on the topic of our first fucks, I'm in the clear. My first was a cutie. Since then, though, things went downhill. I think it's because I started smoking superglue and sniffing monkey dung. I'm no longer doing either of those two things and consequently, my standards have risen dramatically. I no longer spend lonely drunken Friday nights loitering outside the kennels. The change has done me good. Pretty soon the doctors say I'll be well enough to leave the hospital. By the way.... Is Carter still President? I've been here a while.

02-09-2001, 12:24 PM	#15
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	No he is not...... you damn fool.. where have you been? Carter is not president....... Reagen is our President now..... good grief, no wonder you can't get laid........ you don't even know who runs your damn country. LMAO Tam

02-09-2001, 12:38 PM	#16
blakkfrogg Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: South of sobriety Posts: 582	Hey! I've been getting laid. In fact, i have at least one orgy a day. I know this hot little chica with 5 friends. I call her Rosy. On a more serious note... Are you talking about that cowboy/actor guy? No way. I can't believe you think I'd fall for THAT line. ha ha ha... Next you're going to try and tell me they let a guy who has never held a real job, has admitted to drug use and has been arrested for driving under the influence become president. ha ha ha. You're so funny! I actually do get laid once in a while. The moon has to be in perfect alignment with Jupiter, the sun must be in a tangential orbit to Pluto's orbit, that damn rodent musn't see his shadow.... and most importantly, my girlfriend has to be out of town. ROFL Heh-heh-heh... go ahead. Tell her I said that. Just make sure somebody you don't like starts your car for you all next week.

02-09-2001, 12:49 PM	#17
Tam Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: In your face Posts: 8,488	Go ahead and fuck with my car... oh wait, I don't own a car... what the hell do I need one of those for? I am never away from my pc, and I tried parking the one I had at my pc so I could say I do drive my car, but it was taking up too damn much room, I couldn't get to my keyboards. I don't know what you are talking about.. I thought everyone knew that every politician we have ever had has been perfect and has never broken one law..... Cowboy/Actor guy? I don't know what you are talking about........ who is that? LOL Tam

12-13-2003, 04:59 AM	#18
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