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  • ringmaster
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 241
    #1

    took my piss test the other day...

    I smoked a little bit of weed 3 days before the test. The night before the test, i had a 1 gallon of water. The next day was my test. I drank a bottle of detox stuff that cleans out your system (25 fucking dollars!) and had like 2 gallons of water before I took my test.

    Sooooooooo...do you think I'll pass? This job is getting me a new apartment and the capital I need to start my porn bizz. Any personal stories are welcome!
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    • hydro
      Confirmed User
      • Dec 2003
      • 4216
      #2
      i sail short bags of urine for drug tests

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        • ringmaster
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 241
          #3
          thats cool and all, but do u think I'll pass?

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            • freeadultcontent
              Confirmed User
              • Oct 2002
              • 9976
              #4
              Originally posted by ringmaster
              thats cool and all, but do u think I'll pass?
              No.
              1. most detox products do not work or are tested for.
              2. to much water your piss will not test right.
              3. you smoked weed 3 days before a test.

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                • rowan
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Mar 2002
                  • 17393
                  #5
                  This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days

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                    • Libertine
                      sex dwarf
                      • May 2002
                      • 17860
                      #6
                      Originally posted by rowan
                      This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days
                      Because he's an idiot.
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                        • ringmaster
                          Confirmed User
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 241
                          #7
                          fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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                            • evildick
                              #8
                              3 days? Sorry, you failed.

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                                • Screaming
                                  I can change this!!!!!
                                  • Feb 2004
                                  • 18972
                                  #9
                                  sorry dude but i dont think so

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                                    • KDizzla
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Sep 2002
                                      • 1795
                                      #10
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                                        • cnzjs
                                          Registered User
                                          • Aug 2004
                                          • 47
                                          #11
                                          I wish you pass
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                                            • jblazed
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 108
                                              #12
                                              i hate to disagree with all of you, but you will pass. i have passed about 7 piss test doing the exact same this only it cost 50$ for the shit here.

                                              good luck on the job and dont sweat it about the test if you did do all you said you did

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                                                • kush
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Feb 2001
                                                  • 3382
                                                  #13
                                                  So let me get this straight.... you're a drug using newbie who is saving up money to launch a porn business?

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                                                    • cherrylula
                                                      lol
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 15969
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by kush
                                                      So let me get this straight.... you're a drug using newbie who is saving up money to launch a porn business?
                                                      First he needs to get this job to get the money.

                                                      oh yeah and an apartment (lives with his mom?)

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                                                        • mandyxxx
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2004
                                                          • 520
                                                          #15
                                                          a gallon of water and detox always yields dilute...
                                                          just don't do it three times in a row, cause they'll count it as a failure =)
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                                                            • pushpills
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Jan 2004
                                                              • 3700
                                                              #16
                                                              I used to have to do em, dillituing it alot works....


                                                              detox stuff helps



                                                              biggest mistake people make....ya gotta piss half the piss into the toliet first, then into the cup. you'll get the most watery pee after the stream has started.

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                                                                • SureFire
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 4398
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by punkworld
                                                                  Because he's an idiot.

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                                                                    • ringmaster
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                      • 241
                                                                      #18
                                                                      hell yeah, im a pot smoking newbie. And I'm fucking proud of it!

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                                                                        • kush
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                          • 3382
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by ringmaster
                                                                          hell yeah, im a pot smoking newbie. And I'm fucking proud of it!
                                                                          Glad you didn't take it the wrong way, for I wasn't criticizing ;)

                                                                          You really have the odds stacked against you though

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                                                                            • Lauren
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 1439
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by rowan
                                                                              This might be a stupid Q, but why didn't you just hold off the weed for 3 days

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                                                                                • smokingdawn
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                                                                                  • Feb 2004
                                                                                  • 2808
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  I hope not

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                                                                                    • ringmaster
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 241
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      personally, I think I'm good. I must have consumed 2 gallons of water the night before, and 2 gallons the aftenoon of the test. I drank the detox bottle and followed all the directions. My piss was coming out CLEAR for at least 2 hours before my test. I think jblazed knows what he's talking about..thanks for the support brother!

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                                                                                        • Preacher
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 2970
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          you will definately not pass. and it is your own fault, so don't whine about it later.

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                                                                                            • Face (o_0)
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • May 2004
                                                                                              • 2617
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Originally posted by freeadultcontent
                                                                                              No.
                                                                                              1. most detox products do not work or are tested for.
                                                                                              2. to much water your piss will not test right.
                                                                                              3. you smoked weed 3 days before a test.
                                                                                              haha...yup

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                                                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
                                                                                                  No Refunds Issued.
                                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                                  • 14809
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Ive heard that a few drops of visine in a urine sample can clear it right the fuck up and in that small of a bottle it doesnt change the temp of the urine and cant be traced. I got a friend who swears by it.

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                                                                                                    • wdsguy
                                                                                                      Ryde or Die
                                                                                                      • Dec 2002
                                                                                                      • 19568
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      why did u have to smoke 3 days before it?? yer fucked

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