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- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 03:23 AM

SO I'm coming home from drinking at afriends here like 2 ahorus agom and this fuckign dude jumps out and trys to fucking pull a knife on me anv I fucking grab it and shove it tohis throat I dont know what the fuck happened but I fealt somthign warm andf then I just fucking left. I dont know what the fuckis goingon but I am seriosly thinking IM gonna end upi in jali yhjoly FUCK i have No idea if the guy is dead. WHat am I supposed ot do?!

arial · 06-06-2004, 03:24 AM

Head south of the border.

ehulk81 · 06-06-2004, 03:25 AM

ummm......fuck him he try'd to jack you maybee even kill you its your god given and law given right to protect yourself, bada.

Aquarius · 06-06-2004, 03:25 AM

Geez, are you serious man?

Lycanthrope · 06-06-2004, 03:26 AM

You could just tell the police that you thought it was Pontius Pilate and you didn't want to go through that whole mess again...

BigVlad · 06-06-2004, 03:26 AM

just keep posting on GFY

Bigfuck · 06-06-2004, 03:26 AM

Self defence

Manowar · 06-06-2004, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lycanthrope
You could just tell the police that you thought it was Pontius Pilate and you didn't want to go through that whole mess again...

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aquarius
Geez, are you serious man?

WOuld you joke about somthign like this?

I thinkim gonna drive over to the spot and cuck but Im scared.
OH CRAP FUCKING IP LOGGED?!!?

DO THE FUCKING COPS WATC HTHIS BOARD?!?!

fuzebox · 06-06-2004, 03:28 AM

Johny Traffic · 06-06-2004, 03:28 AM

Quote:

just keep posting on GFY

BigVlad · 06-06-2004, 03:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
WOuld you joke about somthign like this?

I thinkim gonna drive over to the spot and cuck but Im scared.
OH CRAP FUCKING IP LOGGED?!!?

DO THE FUCKING COPS WATC HTHIS BOARD?!?!

arial · 06-06-2004, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
WOuld you joke about somthign like this?

I thinkim gonna drive over to the spot and cuck but Im scared.
OH CRAP FUCKING IP LOGGED?!!?

DO THE FUCKING COPS WATC HTHIS BOARD?!?!

911 what's your emergency? 911....?

DarkJedi · 06-06-2004, 03:30 AM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
WHat am I supposed ot do?!

You alredy did - posted it on GFY asap.

Now just wait - cops are coming any minute.

NoCarrier · 06-06-2004, 03:32 AM

Change your name to Buddha or Allah and leave the planet.

Preacher · 06-06-2004, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by NoCarrier
Change your name to Buddha or Allah and leave the planet.

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 03:40 AM

Dear GFY,

Holy crap... they caught me.
Jail is nice. I have a latte and a PC with highspeed internet!!! Its gonna suck when they transfer me to cuba.

They used all these awesome new laws!!!! They ransacked my house unconstitutionally and stole all my computer equippment without a signed warrent. The local police even brought these KICK ASS fully automatic weapons and swat outfits that they got from the fedral governement! SOOO COOOOOL!!!!!!

I've got to go now the prison guards need to stamp on my feet until my toes are shattered then sexuallluy molest me. (Those silly ex-military jail guards, i love em.)

Send my regards to those who don't blieve america is rapidly headed twards a police state.

Your Friend,
Jesus

KRL · 06-06-2004, 03:42 AM

Dude, it's real simple. Just tell them you're Jesus Christ and you just resurrected again and you'll get off by reason of insanity.

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Dude, it's real simple. Just tell them you're Jesus Christ and you just resurrected again and you'll get off by reason of insanity.

Hey its KRL. Woah I remember you!

Nice thread about Regan. When you die im SOOO gonna talk about how you tryed to kill puppies.

Illicit · 06-06-2004, 03:50 AM

for some reason i dont believe this story

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
for some reason i dont believe this story

No dude! ITS TRUE! THey cant make a latte worth shit though in here.

Ross · 06-06-2004, 03:53 AM

Have fun in Jail.

Jedimaster · 06-06-2004, 05:03 AM

Now you can get that big black cock in your ass like your've dreamed abt.

r0nin · 06-06-2004, 05:40 AM

probably nothing will happen...

kmanrox · 06-06-2004, 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
SO I'm coming home from drinking at afriends here like 2 ahorus agom and this fuckign dude jumps out and trys to fucking pull a knife on me anv I fucking grab it and shove it tohis throat I dont know what the fuck happened but I fealt somthign warm andf then I just fucking left. I dont know what the fuckis goingon but I am seriosly thinking IM gonna end upi in jali yhjoly FUCK i have No idea if the guy is dead. WHat am I supposed ot do?!

didnt you just say on another thread that you don't drink?

bad_girl · 06-06-2004, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
SO I'm coming home from drinking at afriends here like 2 ahorus agom and this fuckign dude jumps out and trys to fucking pull a knife on me anv I fucking grab it and shove it tohis throat I dont know what the fuck happened but I fealt somthign warm andf then I just fucking left. I dont know what the fuckis goingon but I am seriosly thinking IM gonna end upi in jali yhjoly FUCK i have No idea if the guy is dead. WHat am I supposed ot do?!

You can speak engrish to start, you
"turd"

BG

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
You can speak engrish to start, you
"turd"

BG

You can start by shutting your fucking face you filthy pig.

bad_girl · 06-06-2004, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
You can start by shutting your fucking face you filthy pig.

Arguing with someone like you is like competing in the special olympics, no body wins.

Big Hugs

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Arguing with someone like you is like competing in the special olympics, no body wins.

Big Hugs

Did you come up with that all by yourself???

Oh no wait I think I saw that on an image that al gore was circulating right after he created the internet!

Dont get all on my case becasue you want me to nail you up to a cross and diddle you with a Mr. Peanut statue.

KEEP YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

bad_girl · 06-06-2004, 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Did you come up with that all by yourself???

Oh no wait I think I saw that on an image that al gore was circulating right after he created the internet!

Dont get all on my case becasue you want me to nail you up to a cross and diddle you with a Mr. Peanut statue.

KEEP YOUR SICK FANTASIES TO YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!

Well I didn't think we were trying to be original, after all you use the term "turd" often enough, I just thought I would speak to you on a level you would understand.

As for my fantasies, they don't include you. I have a 2 inch minimum requirement, and candidates for rogaine need not respond.

BG

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Well I didn't think we were trying to be original, after all you use the term "turd" often enough, I just thought I would speak to you on a level you would understand.

As for my fantasies, they don't include you. I have a 2 inch minimum requirement, and candidates for rogaine need not respond.

BG

Wtf.. I said turd twice in the past 8 hours.... so your staking me now??? Its ok babe I know you want a slice of this.

BTW Im 21 and don't need any rogain and you would die when my giant member busted through your fat neck and gouged out your brain...... IF I could aim properly Im shure its not an easy target to hit seeing as it wasnt even large enough to come up with some orignial insults.

ANd if your gonna go again... TRY HARDER. ITs losing its entertainment value when you do shit like assume im old and balding.

bad_girl · 06-06-2004, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Wtf.. I said turd twice in the past 8 hours.... so your staking me now??? Its ok babe I know you want a slice of this.

BTW Im 21 and don't need any rogain and you would die when my giant member busted through your fat neck and gouged out your brain...... IF I could aim properly Im shure its not an easy target to hit seeing as it wasnt even large enough to come up with some orignial insults.

ANd if your gonna go again... TRY HARDER. ITs losing its entertainment value when you do shit like assume im old and balding.

I don't really need to try, when you post your true colours shine right through, and thats amusing enough for me.

Come here ya big turd....

Somebody needs a hug!

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
I don't really need to try, when you post your true colours shine right through, and thats amusing enough for me.

Come here ya big turd....

Somebody needs a hug!

yes. My TRUE colors shine though under the name jesus christ on a site called go fuck yourself. Your quite the supersluth.

So are you hot?

I need a hug, but only if you dont look like a man with lipstick on.
I've fallen for that for the LAST TIME.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 06-06-2004, 10:17 AM

Jesus is going to hell

Goose · 06-06-2004, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by arial
Head south of the border.

Seriously I don't believe this!

blazi · 06-06-2004, 10:22 AM

if your name is Jesus you are in the clear!!

bad_girl · 06-06-2004, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
yes. My TRUE colors shine though under the name jesus christ on a site called go fuck yourself. Your quite the supersluth.

So are you hot?

I need a hug, but only if you dont look like a man with lipstick on.
I've fallen for that for the LAST TIME.

Ya I am superhot.

Jeff aka NIGHTfall · 06-06-2004, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
Arguing with someone like you is like competing in the special olympics, no body wins.

Big Hugs

actually dumbass its

"Arguing with someone like you is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarded"

not no body wins, why the fuck would they have the special olympics if none of them win? after that comment you seem well fit to compete this year

doober · 06-06-2004, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -

I've got to go now the prison guards need to stamp on my feet until my toes are shattered then sexuallluy molest me. (Those silly ex-military jail guards, i love em.)

Send my regards to those who don't blieve america is rapidly headed twards a police state.

Your Friend,
Jesus

even jesus can see the light.
good work

bad_girl · 06-06-2004, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jeff aka NIGHTfall
actually dumbass its

"Arguing with someone like you is like competing in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retarded"

not no body wins, why the fuck would they have the special olympics if none of them win? after that comment you seem well fit to compete this year

He got what I was trying to say, but thanks for sharing!

BG

- Jesus Christ - · 06-06-2004, 10:27 AM

OK well IM going to bed... for the record I don't drink and I didn't stab anyone. I was practicing my GFY acting skills.

alexg · 06-06-2004, 10:29 AM

Michaelious · 06-06-2004, 10:32 AM

gee wot a surprise

fudpuck · 06-06-2004, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally sig posted by bad_girl
Whats the going price of integrity this week?

Nobody can afford it anymore, it seems.

Tania · 06-06-2004, 10:37 AM

enjoy the jail

Firehorse · 06-06-2004, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ajpiii
for some reason i dont believe this story

It was pretty obvious from the first post too!

Pleasurepays · 06-06-2004, 11:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Dear GFY,

Holy crap... they caught me.
Jail is nice. I have a latte and a PC with highspeed internet!!! Its gonna suck when they transfer me to cuba.

They used all these awesome new laws!!!! They ransacked my house unconstitutionally and stole all my computer equippment without a signed warrent. The local police even brought these KICK ASS fully automatic weapons and swat outfits that they got from the fedral governement! SOOO COOOOOL!!!!!!

I've got to go now the prison guards need to stamp on my feet until my toes are shattered then sexuallluy molest me. (Those silly ex-military jail guards, i love em.)

Send my regards to those who don't blieve america is rapidly headed twards a police state.

Your Friend,
Jesus

let me see... you confess to murder... then suddenly you are a "victem" of a police state?

dipshit.

BeHeadR · 06-06-2004, 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Dear GFY,

Holy crap... they caught me.
Jail is nice. I have a latte and a PC with highspeed internet!!! Its gonna suck when they transfer me to cuba.

They used all these awesome new laws!!!! They ransacked my house unconstitutionally and stole all my computer equippment without a signed warrent. The local police even brought these KICK ASS fully automatic weapons and swat outfits that they got from the fedral governement! SOOO COOOOOL!!!!!!

I've got to go now the prison guards need to stamp on my feet until my toes are shattered then sexuallluy molest me. (Those silly ex-military jail guards, i love em.)

Send my regards to those who don't blieve america is rapidly headed twards a police state.

Your Friend,
Jesus

too funny

stev0 · 06-06-2004, 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by bad_girl
You can speak engrish to start, you
"turd"

BG

Looks like drunk english to me... I happen to be quite articulate in it myself

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