Important Question For Religious Moro......um....People

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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    Important Question For Religious Moro......um....People

    Ok so the Gipper himself has finally passed away after a decade of brain deterioration, his IQ near the end was about 6, an eggplant has an IQ of 5.

    so what happens when Ronald Reagan goes to Heaven? Does he get his brain unscrambled? Physically, what age is your body when you get into Heaven? If you die at 93 are you stuck looking like a 93 year old or do they cut you a break and you can shave some years off?

    How come religious people are always so sure about shit but when you ask them the real nitty gritty questions they never have any answers?
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    • - Jesus Christ -
      Confirmed User
      • Mar 2003
      • 7197
      #2
      You turn into a fart... then we all gather up in the giant FART-HEAVEN-CLOUD-OF-DOOM-(AND-GOODNESS) then we whaft into the nose of the god running another universe. TYhis whole thing is jsut to collect far.... er... souls so that we can pull a fast on on the "god" of the next cosmos over. ITS GONNA BE GREAT!!!

      Amen

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        • Mutt
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Sep 2002
          • 34431
          #3
          you just made that up!
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            • - Jesus Christ -
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2003
              • 7197
              #4
              Originally posted by Mutt
              you just made that up!
              Dude look it up.. its in the good book!

              Amen

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                • EviLGuY
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Apr 2003
                  • 12745
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Mutt
                  Ok so the Gipper himself has finally passed away after a decade of brain deterioration, his IQ near the end was about 6, an eggplant has an IQ of 5.

                  so what happens when Ronald Reagan goes to Heaven? Does he get his brain unscrambled? Physically, what age is your body when you get into Heaven? If you die at 93 are you stuck looking like a 93 year old or do they cut you a break and you can shave some years off?

                  How come religious people are always so sure about shit but when you ask them the real nitty gritty questions they never have any answers?
                  They have 'faith', they don't need to think. People generally don't LIKE to think.. (it really is true.. I've read some amazing studies) and this way they don't HAVE to! Especially about the big scary questions like what happens when I die?

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                    • Sarah_Jayne
                      Now with more Jayne
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 40077
                      #6
                      Originally posted by Mutt
                      you just made that up!
                      well, he *is* Jesus Christ. If anyone can make it up it should be him.

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                        • bringer
                          i have man boobies
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 13082
                          #7
                          church=obedience school
                          i find it amusing the ones preaching about the bad in the world and what not are worse then the people who they preach too.
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                            • benc
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2002
                              • 788
                              #8
                              That might be a wrong way of looking at it. The soul/energy wouldnt have an outer body.
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                                • Joe Citizen
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Oct 2003
                                  • 4552
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by benc
                                  That might be a wrong way of looking at it. The soul/energy wouldnt have an outer body.
                                  Then how can a soul see, feel move or experience anything?

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