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Old 02-05-2001, 12:14 AM   #1
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What do MEN want???

I used to think the ideal woman was a mute nymphomaniac who owned a weed plantation in Jamaica.

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Old 02-05-2001, 12:18 AM   #2
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Actually, educated men want smart women.


Seriously, you can get the local bitch for a night, but what men really want to do is fuck chicks alot smarter than them.

They are like the jackpot...

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Old 02-05-2001, 12:21 AM   #3
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Good point wiZDOm. about 90% of dudes are good guys
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Old 02-05-2001, 12:25 AM   #4
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Yes, I have to agree with you both... my tastes in women have changed dramatically since I was 19-25... I'm much less inclined towards the chippies and more into the serious, comfortable type.
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Old 02-05-2001, 01:08 AM   #5
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maybe I was wrong after all ... lol

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Old 02-05-2001, 04:20 AM   #6
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LOL thats funny

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Old 02-05-2001, 11:47 AM   #7
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Must have big bOObs!!

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Old 02-05-2001, 12:28 PM   #8
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EXCELLENT, wiZdOm!
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Old 02-05-2001, 12:37 PM   #9
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I agree with markvh, big boobs is a BIG plus in a women.
That makes you forget about something else, some minuses in her.
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Old 02-05-2001, 12:47 PM   #10
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Big boobs not alwayz good - i hate when they hang like Spaniels' ears

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Old 02-05-2001, 12:51 PM   #11
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#14 is kinda good, no? lol

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Old 02-05-2001, 12:52 PM   #12
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She must be europeen cuz, they already walk top less on beaches, so why not at home?

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Old 02-05-2001, 02:08 PM   #13
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I think that picture pretty much sums it all up!

But she has to cook. Eating out everynight is an expense that seriously adds up.
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Old 02-05-2001, 03:00 PM   #14
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as shap(bigbreastlovers.com) has been telling me, I'm sick... I don't like big boobs
definately, a nice face, and a nice thong goes well together

but you actually have to be able to have a talk with the chick IMHO
smarter is good

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Old 02-05-2001, 03:49 PM   #15
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If she looks like the girl above. I wouldn't care is she was deaf and dumb. LOL I'd have conversations with her ass.

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Old 02-05-2001, 04:25 PM   #16
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There is nothing like a round juicy ass. And silicon sucks bigtime. Little tits with hard nips work for me. But a ass you can slap.
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Old 02-05-2001, 04:35 PM   #17
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Lush, I don't know where you get your imagination from, lol

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Old 02-05-2001, 04:39 PM   #18
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Well ALL men want a fine ass woman to fuck, however I think what we're trying to answer is what is the perfect woman for a man?

First of all she's gotta be a fucking bombshell. Big tits, medium-long hair, large, natural, soft breasts, with nipples that get nice and hard... Also a firm ass, and a tight, shaved pussy. Also of course she's got to be pretty, maybe a blonde or brunette with deep eyes that stare into your face while she performs one of her duties...

But I agree, a smart woman is also great too. I mean what would you rather perfect, a dumb, fine-ass bitch who loves sex or a smart, fine-ass bitch who loves sex? I want a woman who will challenge my mind as well as my body...

Also you need an adventurer, one who's open sexually and willing to try new things. And all the personality stuff too is important.
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Old 02-05-2001, 04:41 PM   #19
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Well ALL men want a fine ass woman to fuck, however I think what we're trying to answer is what is the perfect woman for a man?

First of all she's gotta be a fucking bombshell. Big tits, medium-long hair, large, natural, soft breasts, with nipples that get nice and hard... Also a firm ass, and a tight, shaved pussy. Also of course she's got to be pretty, maybe a blonde or brunette with deep eyes that stare into your face while she performs one of her duties...

But I agree, a smart woman is also great too. I mean what would you rather perfect, a dumb, fine-ass bitch who loves sex or a smart, fine-ass bitch who loves sex? I want a woman who will challenge my mind as well as my body...

Also you need an adventurer, one who's open sexually and willing to try new things. And all the personality stuff too is important.
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Old 02-05-2001, 06:23 PM   #20
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like two of the most wise man of this word once said..

"True.... True..."
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Old 02-05-2001, 07:50 PM   #21
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the perfect woman is my woman
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Old 02-05-2001, 10:10 PM   #22
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taking the safe route, eh Black Cat ?

Good answer.... is how I feel too. My woman is the most beautiful woman in the world to me. Glad you said that........
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Old 02-05-2001, 10:22 PM   #23
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wiZdOm`s picture is it!
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Old 02-06-2001, 01:08 AM   #24
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Im fed up with women...I'd prefer a good beer.
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Old 02-06-2001, 10:05 AM   #25
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ok... someone post that thing about "beer is better than women because....."
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Old 02-06-2001, 10:17 AM   #26
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Everything they can not have!
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Old 02-06-2001, 10:20 AM   #27
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Oh, and once they have it...they don't want it.
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Old 02-06-2001, 02:23 PM   #28
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Forgot to mention on my previous post. I like women that will spontaneously start sucking your dick in the car.

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Old 02-06-2001, 02:51 PM   #29
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You asked for it...

99 reasons why beer Is better than women:

1. You can enjoy a beer all month.
2. Beer stains wash out.
3. You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
4. Your beer will always wait patiently for you in the car.
5. When beer goes flat you toss it out.
6. Beer is never late.
7. hangovers eventually go away.
8. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
9. Beer labels come off without a fight.
10. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer.
11. Beer never has a headache.
12. After you have a beer, the bottle is still worth a dime.
13. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
14. If you pour a beer right, you will always get good head.
15. You can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty.
16. A beer always goes down gently.
17. You can share a beer with your friends and enemies.
18. You always know that you are the first one to pop a beer.
19. A beer is always wet.
20. Beer doesn't demand equality.
21. A beer doesn't care when you come.
22. You can have a beer in public.
23. A frigid beer is a good beer.
24. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
25. Beer always comes in multiples of six.
26. Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left.
27. You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer.
28. After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle.
29. A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty.
30. When your beer is gone, you just pop another.
31. You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod.
32. Beer looks the same in the morning.
33. Beer doesn't look you up in a month.
34. Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in.
35. Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids.
36. Beer doesn't get cramps.
37. Beer doesn't have a mother.
38. Beer doesn't have morals.
39. Beer doesn't go crazy once a month.
40. Beer always listens and never argues.
41. Beer labels don't go out of style every year.
42. Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
43. Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet.
44. Beer doesn't demand legality.
45. Beer is never overweight.
46. If you change beers, you don't have to pay alimony.
47. Beer won't run off with your credit cards.
48. Beer doesn't have a lawyer.
49. Beer doesn't need much closet space.
50. Beer can't give your herpes or other nasty things.
51. Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive.
52. Beer doesn't mind if you fart or belch.
53. Beer never changes its mind.
54. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.
55. Beer never asks you to change the station.
56. Beer doesn't make you go shopping.
57. Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass.
58. Beer will never make you go to a Swedish movie.
59. Beer is always easy to pick up.
60. Big, fat beers are nice to have.
61. Beer doesn't pout or play games.
62. Beer NEVER says no.
63. Beer is easy to get into.
64. Beer never complains when you take it somewhere.
65. Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers.
66. Beer doesn't wear a bra.
67. Beer doesn't mind getting dirty.
68. Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity.
69. Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper.
70. Beer doesn't live with its mother. *
71. Beer doesn't blow you off.
72. Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners.
73. Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry.
74. Beer doesn't mind football season.
75. A beer won't make you go to church.
76. A beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman.
77. A beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit.
78. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose".
79. A beer doesn't give a toss if you keep a bunch of other beers around.
80. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the babies are "cute".
81. If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while.
82. A beer will not call you a sexist pig
83. A beer will never make you see its parents
84. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are shitheads.
85. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up.
86. A beer will never stop you from watching Playboy.
87. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt.
88. A beer won't smoke in your car.
89. A beer never watchs opera.
90. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission.
91. A beer will never complain when you disobey nature.
92. A beer is always ready to leave on time.
93. A beer never fishes for compliments.
94. Some beers (e.g. St. Pauli Girl) have fabulous tits.
95. Beer tastes good.
96. A beer will never accuse you of rape.
97. A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watchin.
98. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it.
99. A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the store.

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Old 02-06-2001, 03:07 PM   #30
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What about reason #100?
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Kemp.....

Great Post!
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Old 02-06-2001, 04:24 PM   #32
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You can't have a beer in public where I live. I got a ticket for it last 4th of July.

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hehe... she was with me when i wrote it ... of course she gave me something for that...

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Old 02-08-2001, 12:17 AM   #34
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Is there anywhere that you ARE allowed to have a beer in public? (in the US, I mean...)

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The perfect woman would be one that lets you sit on the computer all day without bitching and blows you while you're working on the computer, he he he.

Actually, I think that a woman should be caring/sensitive and have a good sense of humor, she'd need one to put up with me, ha ha. If she has those 2 traits, then it's a good start. Additional things like her wanting sex all the time would give her extra points, he he he.

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