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rick latona's mother is so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

rick latona's mother is so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

rick latona's mother is so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

rick latona's mother is so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

rick latona's mother is so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand

she has to give directions!

rick latona's mother is so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says "okay!"

rick latona's mother is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people said "Taxi!"

rick latona's mother is so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

rick latona's mother is so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

rick latona's mother is so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

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rick latona's mother is so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave she landed on 12th

rick latona's mother is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

rick latona's mother is so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

rick latona's mother is so fat when she sits around the house she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

rick latona's mother is so fat when she steps on a scale it read "one at a time please"

rick latona's mother is so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!

rick latona's mother is so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

rick latona's mother is so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

rick latona's mother is so fat she's got her own area code!

rick latona's mother is so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

rick latona's mother is so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!

rick latona's mother is so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

rick latona's mother is so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

rick latona's mother is so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago...

rick latona's mother is so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

rick latona's mother is so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

rick latona's mother is so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

rick latona's mother is so fat she wakes up in sections!

rick latona's mother is so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to ride HER!

rick latona's mother is so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington's nose.

rick latona's mother is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

rick latona's mother is so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

rick latona's mother is so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

rick latona's mother is so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

rick latona's mother is so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

rick latona's mother is so fat she's on both sides of the family!