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Old 02-04-2001, 03:35 AM   #1
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If you had 3 wishes, what would they be?

If you people could have 3 wishes, what would they be?

*** and you cannot wish for more wishes!
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Old 02-04-2001, 10:47 AM   #2
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I would wish this thread had never been started
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Old 02-04-2001, 12:28 PM   #3
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Well for starters I would wish that Red, girlie and rose was in my bed for just one night.

but if that happened I would be short one wish. *LOL* because I would never make it thru the night because of the heart attack I would get.
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Old 02-04-2001, 12:36 PM   #4
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Amen Bro

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Old 02-04-2001, 12:53 PM   #5
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Peace on earth and goodwill towards man...
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and my own fucking island!

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Old 02-04-2001, 01:05 PM   #6
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my wishes would have to be the following:

#1) more money
#2) more money
#3) and did I mention more money...

can never get enough money...

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Old 02-04-2001, 01:34 PM   #7
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I would wish the ability to have more
wishes
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Old 02-04-2001, 02:09 PM   #8
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1) Be so fucking rich that i could fuck all bitches on this world

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Old 02-04-2001, 02:25 PM   #9
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for me....

1. Wish i could fly
2. Wish i had my own island (dont mean to copy you jill) but my island is covered with chronic and hot women! ... and rivers made of beer!
3. and last but not least, i were an Oscer Meyer Weiner
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Old 02-04-2001, 02:38 PM   #10
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My wishes:

1. More money
2. More women
3. Three new wishes

Loops are great. =)
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Old 02-04-2001, 04:17 PM   #11
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If I had three wishes of my very own
Then I would wish I had a bigger bone
For that would make all the ladies scream.
I would then wish for my ultimate dream
That would bring me fortune and fame
For a book to be published would not be lame.
My final wish I would not squander away
But I will save that for a rainy day.



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Old 02-04-2001, 04:19 PM   #12
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Johan,
you didnt read the rules!
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Old 02-04-2001, 04:30 PM   #13
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You may call me a Pansy

but i wish that my Girlfriend would Spend more time with me

2. I wish i made about 9k a month

3. i wish that i bowled a 300 Game

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Old 02-04-2001, 05:06 PM   #14
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wish # 1 : Never work 1 day in my life

wish # 2 : Have more bank then Bill Gates

Wish # 3 : To everyone that fucks with this..i am comming for u...your next...lol
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Old 02-04-2001, 07:14 PM   #15
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1:More money than Bill Gates
2 erfect health
3:able to fly
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Old 02-04-2001, 07:15 PM   #16
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Didn't I see this on the X-Files last week? Everyone always makes the wrong wishes...just ask any genie...

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Old 02-04-2001, 09:29 PM   #17
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yeah, that x-files was good

but 3 wishes... aside from more wishes...


1- my happiness (including the womEn, the money, etc.)
2- The ability to sleep only when I want to... that is to say, be 100% all the time, and only go to sleep when I feel like having a good dream
3- and I'd love to be able to understand everything in life... be it psychologically, logically, or whatever

but I guess the #3 combined with #2 could give #1

imagine...

you understand COMPLETELY how to pleasure a woman, you know what she wants, the second she wants... and you can't get tired or run out of juice hehe makes a heluv a good energiser bunny

plus, you can work all night when she takes a rest LOL

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Old 02-05-2001, 04:02 AM   #18
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1-quarter pounder w/ cheese
2-everyone in the world line up and suck my dick
3-be drunk all the time

if you can't tell, i'm drunk, hungry and horny right now

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Old 02-05-2001, 04:12 AM   #19
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ok, but im really waiting for SweetJimmy's reply....

it should be amusing.
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Old 02-05-2001, 04:17 AM   #20
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OH MAN ANGEL DUSTER LOLLLLLLLLL fucken hilarious
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Old 02-05-2001, 06:39 AM   #21
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Sorry Fucker,
missed that (don't know how it was possible but really did it =) rule.

My third wish would then be to get Nobel's price, doesn't matter which one.
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Old 02-05-2001, 06:50 AM   #22
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1) Boobs
2) Tits
3)... oh shit, you said ONLY THREE ??!
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Old 02-05-2001, 07:45 AM   #23
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I wish I was GOD and could do whatever tha fuck I wanted to !!!

Muhahahaha !!

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Old 02-05-2001, 08:15 AM   #24
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Old 02-07-2001, 08:06 PM   #25
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oh man... quarter pounder w/ cheese would be great...
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Old 12-13-2003, 05:02 AM   #26
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