The person who posts the most in this thread in the next 96 hours wins $100 paypal

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you use channel locks for a nose hair trimmer. OUCH

[DarkJedi]

Originally posted by Pendo
this is fucking boring!

you need to get a postbot like everyone else

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . it took you twenty years to figure out how to add single digit numbers. lol

[SlickRick]

Originally posted by DarkJedi
you need to get a postbot like everyone else

Where do I find a postbot???

[SlickRick]

You Might Be A Redneck If . . .
. . . you spit in the skillet to check the temperature.

[Cloner]

Wow! There is no way I could keep up with some of the peeps posting in here.

[DarkJedi]

Originally posted by SlickRick
Where do I find a postbot???

i dont know.
make a thread about it and ask people.

[Cloner]

But I'll at least help the thread make it to the 1000 mark

[RugbyChode]

This is getting ridiculous, but ill post once for good luck.

[cornhusker]

This is getting ridiculous, but ill post once for good luck.

Good luck!

[Jill_J]

not for me, thanks...

[thatjen]

OK sounds good. woohoo!

[cornhusker]

Steve was in a terrible accident at work. However, the only permanent damage done to him was that both of his ears were amputated. But, because he was permanently disfigured, he settled with the company for a rather large sum of money and went on his way. One day, Steve decided to invest his money in a small, but growing computer business. And, after weeks of negotiations, he bought the company outright. But, after signing on the dotted line, he realized that he knew nothing about running such a business and quickly set out to hire someone who could do that for him. The next day he had set up three interviews.

The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Steve asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?" The gentleman answered, "Why yes I couldn't help but notice you have no ears." Steve got very angry and threw him out.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?" She replied, "Well... you have no ears." Steve again was upset and tossed her out.

The third and last interview was the best of all three. It was with a very young man who was fresh out of college. He was smart. He was handsome. And he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Steve was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: "Do you notice anything different about me?" And to his surprise, the young man answered: "Yes. You wear contact lenses." Steve was shocked, and said, "What an incredibly observant young man you are. How in the world did you know that?"

The young man replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fricking ears!"

[cornhusker]

Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she.

[cornhusker]

What did the big black bucket say to the little white bucket?
''You're a little pail.''