Downloading content atm, I think thats the task I hate the most!

I will give you one for the road

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fiddy two, damn im slow.

thinking of a dvd writter... worth the cash?

oh the harry potter movie sucked, dont watch it.
read the book.

this is like the 5th "person who posts the most in this thread in the next ?? hours wins" that ive seen this week. this is just crazy

Yo Mama is so stupid, when she took a drug test you asked if it was multiple choice.

A man walking his son in the park one day came upon two dogs humpin' The son turns to his dad and asks, ?Dad what are those dogs doing?? The dad says, ?Son I'm about to teach you a very important thing about life, what them dogs are doing is??
The father can't do it. He thinks of all the questions his son will have. He tries again, ?Son them two dogs are?? He stops again and decides to wait until the boy is older.

?Son, you see that dog on top, well his two front paws are hurt and that dog on the bottom is helping him home.? The son turns to his father and says, ?You're right dad, that is a very important thing in life to learn.? The dad asks, ?Do you know why that is, son??

The son replies, ?Because every time you try to help someone out you always get screwed.?

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
''It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?''

A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, ?I would like to show you an American pastime: baseball.?
So the next day the man took her to a baseball game. The first man came up to the plate and hit the ball to right field and got to first base, the next man bunted the ball and got to first base, and the third man came up to the plate and got walked. The man said, ?Are you understanding this game??
The woman answered, ?Yes, but what I don't understand is why the thrower hurls the ball at the first man and he hits it. Then he hurls the ball at the second man and he taps it and runs to where the other man was standing. And then the third man, this is the part I don't understand, the thrower hurls the ball and he just stand there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there, and he hurls the ball at him again and he just stands there then he just walks to the place where the other man was standing.?
Then the man says, ?Well that is because he has four balls.?
The woman says, ?Poor thing! He couldn't run if he tried.?

I heard my tire thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at my tire I discovered your cat. Sorry

Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger?
The new company's gonna be called FedUp!

What was the only invention a blonde came up with that did not pass the patent board?
Ejection seats in helicopters.

A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.

She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.

Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"

Your face is so ugly, you look out the window and get arrested for mooning!

awesome another useless thread

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I marked my territory. :)

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these threads should be banned there fuckn gay

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Why is it that when ever someone does something on GFY, every second fucking person has to do the same like its all new and hasn't already been done 100 fucking times?

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