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PowerCum 06-05-2004 01:25 PM

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Originally posted by mastamindz
7k and a hitman should do the trick
I know cheaper ones. Usually that costs near $2k or $3k, but you can find also people ready to do it for $750. Of course it's better to do it yourself because bullets are cheap, and if you use an axe it even gots for free.

Here is the procedure
1 ) Get helm (type warhelm forged from a war dwarf expert)
2 ) Put the help on your head
3 ) Get an axe (a viking war axe will do the work. If you cannot find a viking one, you can use a random stone and sharp one)
4 ) Use the axe

Scoring
On failed attempt you get a slap in the face and 5 points of experience
On success you get 25 points of liberty and 20 years in jail.

Nah, go with the hitman :)

Rhino22 06-05-2004 01:27 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Have a gangbang with a bunch of black men
That's the only resonable choice.

Illicit 06-05-2004 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by egonetworks
Call the cops, call a lawyer, call a hitman...any of those 3
option number 1 is the easiers, 3 is the most interesting

Jeff aka NIGHTfall 06-05-2004 01:34 PM

tell him you are choosing to become a lesbian with his sister or mother..

Devils_Child 06-05-2004 02:05 PM

I have delt with ex's boyfriends and husbands. My wifes best friend was in a bad spot. Wouldnt leave her alone. Was with him 4 years allmost 5. Had 2 kids with him. Lived totally off of him. She tried to get out. Had to call the police. Couldnt press charges cause she loved him still. It was bad.

Then one night me and the wife where there. He came over they started to fight. And I went to the door. He thought I was the new guy. :1orglaugh He backed down big time. Didnt want to even talk to me or say hi. Once it got a little worse. I stepped in and told him to leave my girl friend alone. Stepped up and she hugs me sorta... Said dont do anything to hurt him.

He started and I finished. It's been 3 years and never even heard of him since then.

Find a big Tattooed and intimadating guy to pose as your b/f or "New Guy"

loverboy 06-05-2004 02:14 PM

i know some snipers for hire :1orglaugh

but seriously, apply for a divorce... have it legally resolved.

jennym 06-05-2004 02:18 PM

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Originally posted by MrKain
It's been 3 years and never even heard of him since then.
Pretty sad since they have 2 kids together.

HELLOOO PEOPLE!!!! DO NOT MAKE YOUR CHILDREN SUFFER FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!!!

Tania 06-05-2004 02:22 PM

give his dad a blow job and he wil let you to leave

Paul Waters 06-05-2004 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by kelly
... he won't leave, we have a kid, what do I do????
Do you think you have a greater claim to your home than he does?

Do you think you have a greater claim to your kid than he does?

If so, why?

Long term relationships are not easy to unwind.

Good luck.

:rasta

Jon 06-05-2004 02:26 PM

Tell him you have Genital Herpes..

pushpills 06-05-2004 02:30 PM

have some common sense

if he's the only person on the lease, you gotta leave.

if your the only person on the lease, call the cops.

if you're both on the lease, you gotta leave and try to get out of the lease. you may lose some money, but legally you cant kick him out if he's on the lease.


in our country, also, even if you are the only one on the lease, if he has established "residence" you can't kick him out straight off unless he's beating you, not sure how it is over there.


and of course, the gangbang with a buncha black guys would probably work, too.

Raf1 06-05-2004 02:30 PM

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Originally posted by Tania
give his dad a blow job and he wil let you to leave
:thumbsup

misty_dayz 06-05-2004 02:32 PM

call a lawyer and ask for advice, if you can't afford a lawyer then try and get free advice at legal clinics with law students etc.
get money......if you have your own account and job great...if you don't...find an income source and stash away every single cent you can get your hands on without him knowing

pack an emergency bag with necessities (few changes of clothing, diapers..medicine, toothbrush etc) and stash it someplace safe....
have a car? keep a single key to the car on your person at all times...if things go wrong quick and he finds out your plans and you have to make a run for it you grab the kid, open the car and get the hell out to a predetermined safe place...your emergency stash will be there waiting for you. do NOT keep your emergency money in a bank....keep it somewhere where you can access it 24/7 and keep it in cash

Lykos 06-05-2004 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Have a gangbang with a bunch of black men
Definitly do that:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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