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Here is the procedure 1 ) Get helm (type warhelm forged from a war dwarf expert) 2 ) Put the help on your head 3 ) Get an axe (a viking war axe will do the work. If you cannot find a viking one, you can use a random stone and sharp one) 4 ) Use the axe Scoring On failed attempt you get a slap in the face and 5 points of experience On success you get 25 points of liberty and 20 years in jail. Nah, go with the hitman :) |
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tell him you are choosing to become a lesbian with his sister or mother..
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I have delt with ex's boyfriends and husbands. My wifes best friend was in a bad spot. Wouldnt leave her alone. Was with him 4 years allmost 5. Had 2 kids with him. Lived totally off of him. She tried to get out. Had to call the police. Couldnt press charges cause she loved him still. It was bad.
Then one night me and the wife where there. He came over they started to fight. And I went to the door. He thought I was the new guy. :1orglaugh He backed down big time. Didnt want to even talk to me or say hi. Once it got a little worse. I stepped in and told him to leave my girl friend alone. Stepped up and she hugs me sorta... Said dont do anything to hurt him. He started and I finished. It's been 3 years and never even heard of him since then. Find a big Tattooed and intimadating guy to pose as your b/f or "New Guy" |
i know some snipers for hire :1orglaugh
but seriously, apply for a divorce... have it legally resolved. |
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HELLOOO PEOPLE!!!! DO NOT MAKE YOUR CHILDREN SUFFER FOR YOUR ACTIONS!!!! |
give his dad a blow job and he wil let you to leave
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Do you think you have a greater claim to your kid than he does? If so, why? Long term relationships are not easy to unwind. Good luck. :rasta |
Tell him you have Genital Herpes..
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have some common sense
if he's the only person on the lease, you gotta leave. if your the only person on the lease, call the cops. if you're both on the lease, you gotta leave and try to get out of the lease. you may lose some money, but legally you cant kick him out if he's on the lease. in our country, also, even if you are the only one on the lease, if he has established "residence" you can't kick him out straight off unless he's beating you, not sure how it is over there. and of course, the gangbang with a buncha black guys would probably work, too. |
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call a lawyer and ask for advice, if you can't afford a lawyer then try and get free advice at legal clinics with law students etc.
get money......if you have your own account and job great...if you don't...find an income source and stash away every single cent you can get your hands on without him knowing pack an emergency bag with necessities (few changes of clothing, diapers..medicine, toothbrush etc) and stash it someplace safe.... have a car? keep a single key to the car on your person at all times...if things go wrong quick and he finds out your plans and you have to make a run for it you grab the kid, open the car and get the hell out to a predetermined safe place...your emergency stash will be there waiting for you. do NOT keep your emergency money in a bank....keep it somewhere where you can access it 24/7 and keep it in cash |
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