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  • lux_interior
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2004
    • 366

    #1

    I haven't fucked for a while and...

    There's a fat girl on my sofa. What should I do?

    Lux

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  • Shaze
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2003
    • 2662

    #2
    fuck her in the asshole!
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    • mastamind
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      • May 2004
      • 429

      #3
      pick a flap and fuck

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      • dudus
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2004
        • 175

        #4
        Gotta get drunk or stoned first - you'll enjoy it a lot more. Also, you'll have a great excuse for your buddies when she lets on to you in public!

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        • lux_interior
          Confirmed User
          • Mar 2004
          • 366

          #5
          But she scares the fuck out of me! She's big, loud and annoying! And she eats all my food!!!

          Lux

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          • dudus
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            • Apr 2004
            • 175

            #6
            Also, keep us posted - this thread could be a lot of fun!

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            • Shaze
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              • Oct 2003
              • 2662

              #7
              give it to her good....show her who da man is!
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              • Shaze
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                • Oct 2003
                • 2662

                #8
                also..make sure you videotape it and post it here when your finished. i need a laugh
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                • Mr. Marks
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                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7517

                  #9
                  masturbate!

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                  • macker
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                    • Jul 2003
                    • 2161

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Shaze
                    fuck her in the asshole!


                    lick her out too

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                    • skinnay
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                      • Apr 2004
                      • 2274

                      #11
                      fuck the shit out of her, duh.
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                      • lux_interior
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 366

                        #12
                        I'm trying to think of a smooth way to take a picture of hers so you guys can see exactly how hideous she is.

                        Any ideas?

                        LUx

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                        • EviLGuY
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 12745

                          #13
                          Originally posted by lux_interior
                          There's a fat girl on my sofa. What should I do?

                          Lux
                          Leave?

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                          • dudus
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 175

                            #14
                            You want to test your new camera - it didn't work last time.... Its lame as shit, but she sounds like a hound so she'll probably be OK if you smile nicely and do it quik...

                            Come on Lux.... best thread for days.... I'm lovin' it

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                            • mastamind
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2004
                              • 429

                              #15
                              lets see the girl it cant be to hard to get a pic of her

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                              • Manowar
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                                • Dec 2003
                                • 71528

                                #16
                                Originally posted by mastamind
                                lets see the girl it cant be to hard to get a pic of her
                                if shes as fat as he says, he may have to walk back a bit to catch her in frame

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                                • ocho-ocho
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 1769

                                  #17
                                  sleep with her!
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                                  • lux_interior
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                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 366

                                    #18
                                    The evidence!!!!



                                    Lux

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                                    • dudus
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                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 175

                                      #19
                                      Cheers Lux - yep thats a Whale all right. What the hell is she doing beached on your couch?

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                                      • mastamind
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 429

                                        #20
                                        go masterbate or drink or get high as possible, just make sure you dont drink to much you cant get it up
                                        or just go masterbate

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                                        • Shaze
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                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2662

                                          #21
                                          can you say....

                                          MoOOOoooOOOoOoOoOOOooOO!!!!!
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                                          • Shaze
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Oct 2003
                                            • 2662

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by lux_interior
                                            The evidence!!!!



                                            Lux

                                            can you say...

                                            MoOOOoOOOoOOoOOOOOOooOoOO!!!!!
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                                            • dudus
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2004
                                              • 175

                                              #23
                                              Come on Lux - Give us an update. Just lie back and think of GFY

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                                              • lux_interior
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 366

                                                #24
                                                Sorry dudus but it looks like the moment has passed. She's snoring on my fucking sofa now!

                                                Hey hit me up would you: 239625693

                                                Lux

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                                                • dudus
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                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 175

                                                  #25
                                                  dashing out now Lux - but will be in touch !

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                                                  • bringer
                                                    i have man boobies
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 13082

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by lux_interior
                                                    Sorry dudus but it looks like the moment has passed. She's snoring on my fucking sofa now!

                                                    Hey hit me up would you: 239625693

                                                    Lux
                                                    you can still stick it in her butt
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                                                    • Edguy!
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                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                      • 1126

                                                      #27
                                                      throw her on the barbie
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                                                      • misty_dayz
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Jun 2004
                                                        • 475

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Edguy!
                                                        throw her on the barbie
                                                        LOL you guys are SO bad!! (you did amuse me though)

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                                                        • Oracle Porn
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 24433

                                                          #29
                                                          get drunk and hit that shit


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                                                          • bringer
                                                            i have man boobies
                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 13082

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Oracle Porn
                                                            get drunk and hit that shit
                                                            why are you still up?
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                                                            • Oracle Porn
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                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                              • 24433

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by bringer
                                                              why are you still up?
                                                              i woke up an hour ago.
                                                              i wasnt up all night


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                                                              • samuel
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Mar 2004
                                                                • 1986

                                                                #32
                                                                if you still are erect.. fuck'er...

                                                                Samuel

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