If you happen to be an asshole....

**Alltopnotch** · 06-05-2004, 12:04 AM

i'm an asshole but i dont have shitty days...

**liquid** · 06-05-2004, 12:07 AM

**EviLGuY** · 06-05-2004, 12:12 AM

No one likes shitty days.. even assholes.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 12:14 AM

Originally posted by EviLGuY
No one likes shitty days.. even assholes.

Quite wrong. Assholes love shitty days. Assholes live for shitty days. Hell, assholes deserve shitty days.

I would forgo having any shitty days myself for the next few years if it meant saving the life of even one asshole.

**Elli** · 06-05-2004, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
...wouldn't it make sense that a shitty day would actually be a good day for you?

I would think any self-respecting asshole would want to be well maintained and sanitary.

**Mr. Marks** · 06-05-2004, 01:37 AM

what the?

on one level, iguess it kind of make some sense.

but hell, assholes would even be worse assholes on shitty days.

personally i believe nobody likes em, asshole or no.

**dudus** · 06-05-2004, 01:40 AM

I had a curry last night and my asshole is screaming for mercy!

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 07:44 AM

Originally posted by dudus
I had a curry last night and my asshole is screaming for mercy!

You know what that means.

**StRoGE** · 06-05-2004, 07:48 AM

Originally posted by dudus
I had a curry last night and my asshole is screaming for mercy!

Run! Run!!!

**plyndrty** · 06-05-2004, 07:51 AM

My friends and family think i'm a huuuuge asshole. they tell me all the time. i enjoy it when others have shity days not me

**m00d** · 06-05-2004, 07:54 AM

You're an asshole, but I'm getting used to you. I like the fact that you talk incessantly. I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories.

**iFliPcEss** · 06-05-2004, 07:56 AM

ass hole love shitty days because they are the one who gave that shitty days to all the people around him

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by m00d
You're an asshole, but I'm getting used to you. I like the fact that you talk incessantly. I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories.

This is so funny. I was just saying to myself that that asshole m00d would probably come on here and call me an asshole.

Right on cue m00d. Good boy.

**Rick Latona** · 06-05-2004, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by Elli
I would think any self-respecting asshole would want to be well maintained and sanitary.

I'd have to agree with this. Fat people like to eat but they don't want food all over their face.

**jact** · 06-05-2004, 08:18 AM

Fuck you, Smith.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by jact
Fuck you, Smith.

"What did the asshole say to the webmaster?"

**jact** · 06-05-2004, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
"What did the asshole say to the webmaster?"

I don't know, could this be it?

Originally posted by m00d
You're an asshole, but I'm getting used to you. I like the fact that you talk incessantly. I got a thing for assholes who tell good stories.

**Lauren** · 06-05-2004, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
...wouldn't it make sense that a shitty day would actually be a good day for you?

shitty day = asshole .... makes sense .

**smokingdawn** · 06-05-2004, 08:38 AM

Makes sense

**MetaMan** · 06-05-2004, 08:40 AM

i am an asshole and a bad day means i am a huge asshole and a good day means i am a big asshole.

**jimmyf** · 06-05-2004, 08:50 AM

I have one asshole, don't need another one so hush it.

**Rictor** · 06-05-2004, 08:52 AM

This thread makes me horny.

**HAPPYPEEKERS** · 06-05-2004, 08:54 AM

Originally posted by EviLGuY
No one likes shitty days.. even assholes.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 08:55 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan
i am an asshole and a bad day means i am a huge asshole and a good day means i am a big asshole.

You're talking about your roast beef asshole, right?

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by jact
I don't know, could this be it?

Q: What does Jact's wife do with her asshole in the morning?

A: boots up his computer and puts him to work.

I love you man.

**MetaMan** · 06-05-2004, 08:58 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
You're talking about your roast beef asshole, right?

dont be taking my jokes or ill find some ham pussy lips to fit your face!

**jact** · 06-05-2004, 09:04 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
Q: What does Jact's wife do with her asshole in the morning?

A: boots up his computer and puts him to work.

I love you man.

That was almost funny... Cept I don't let her near my computers, she's an unholy terror.

How's things anyhow? Been awhile.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by MetaMan
[Bdont be taking my jokes or ill find some ham pussy lips to fit your face! [/B]

Black forrest ham lips? I could go for that.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 09:07 AM

Originally posted by jact
That was almost funny... Cept I don't let her near my computers, she's an unholy terror.

How's things anyhow? Been awhile.

You're right, she IS an unholy terror. What was I thinking??

I'm having a good day today so far. By definition that excludes me from being an asshole. For today. Tomorrow is another story.

**jact** · 06-05-2004, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
You're right, she IS an unholy terror. What was I thinking??

I'm having a good day today so far. By definition that excludes me from being an asshole. For today. Tomorrow is another story.

She is the devil, with boobs.

I wish I could say the same, today has sucked from minute one. I really need to figure out how to sleep better

**hijaker** · 06-05-2004, 09:09 AM

i'm an asshole.
i drunk so much last night that i didn't have a propper fuck.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 09:29 AM

Originally posted by hijaker
i'm an asshole.
i drunk so much last night that i didn't have a propper fuck.

Whiskey dink. Yeah, that sucks. You qualify.

Jact, you qualify too. But at least you're married to the devil with boobs.

**jact** · 06-05-2004, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
Whiskey dink. Yeah, that sucks. You qualify.

Jact, you qualify too. But at least you're married to the devil with boobs.

I think I mentioned this.

Fuck you, Smith.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 09:36 AM

Originally posted by jact
I think I mentioned this.

Fuck you, Smith.

Attaboy. Spoken like a true asshole.

I'm sure I'll have my asshole-ishness back by tomorrow, Monday at the latest.

**SykkBoy** · 06-05-2004, 09:39 AM

As a co-founder of the American Associations For Assholes, Telemarketers and Louie Anderson Look-A-Likes, I must say I love a good day because it's an open invitation to become an asshole ad make it a shiity day (for someone else, that is)

**RugbyChode** · 06-05-2004, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by iFliPcEss
ass hole love shitty days because they are the one who gave that shitty days to all the people around him

I believ that assholes hate shitty days because that means they didnt get a chance make someone elses day shitty. If they mkae someone elkses day shitty then they have had a good day.

**bringer** · 06-05-2004, 09:52 AM

i poop in jars

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 10:10 AM

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
As a co-founder of the American Associations For Assholes, Telemarketers and Louie Anderson Look-A-Likes, I must say I love a good day because it's an open invitation to become an asshole ad make it a shiity day (for someone else, that is)

This makes sense. What worth would an asshole have as an asshole if he didn't make sure someone else had a shitty day?

Very good point. I can definitely see why you're the co-founder.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 11:02 AM

Waitaminute. Someone just told me that assholes tend to have small docks.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=307572

Is this true??

**jact** · 06-05-2004, 11:03 AM

Originally posted by CDSmith
Waitaminute. Someone just told me that assholes tend to have small docks.

http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...hreadid=307572

Is this true??

100%.

**CDSmith** · 06-05-2004, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by jact
100%.

shit.

If you happen to be an asshole....

If you happen to be an asshole....

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