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So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
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BIGGEST turnon's and your BIGGEST turnoffs?
What are they they?
Turnon's: Girl with a nice rack and luscious cock swallowing lips Turnoff's: Girls who dont take care of themselves |
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#2 |
I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
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Turn ons..Nice tight ass and perky tits
Turn offs...Overweight self absorbed snobs
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#3 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: London - UK
Posts: 2,851
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I have a serious thing for toe nails for turn offs. If a girls has fucked up ie unkept toe nails it just makes me want to bang her friend....Real bitch is that you dont get to see the toe nails before you get her back to the lair.....ok I will get back on my meds and put the straight jacket back on....
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#4 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: SoFLa
Posts: 1,344
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Turn ons: An amazing smile, intelligence and a wacked out sense of humor.
Turn off: Ego, ego, ego ...
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#5 |
holla
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: KFC
Posts: 11,769
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turn ons: ghetto hood rat girls, nice round asses, dorky girls, piercings, tattoos
turn offs: stuck up bitches |
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#6 | |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: London - UK
Posts: 2,851
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Santa Barbara, ICQ 301-613-472
Posts: 1,889
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Fucked if I know
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Do you have a flag?
Posts: 23,368
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#9 |
sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 17,860
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Turn ons: Big breasts, big ass, intelligence
Turn offs: Lack of hygiene
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#10 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood
Posts: 6,617
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#11 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 2
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Turn on: sexy evil nerd types
Turn off: uptight insecure types |
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#12 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Planet Earp
Posts: 6,041
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Turnons: politeness, romance, kindness, shyness
Turnoffs: self-absorbed guys, bad tempers, rudeness, arrogance Oh yeah, and I lke a guy that loves Star Trek and other nerdy stuff like I do. ![]() |
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#13 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: in yoOoo kitchen
Posts: 6,984
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turnoffs: ingorance, chicks that swear alot, flat ass, hairy tits, hairy back, hairy arms,
turnon: Brains, smile, boobies, lucsious lips, curvy ass ect ect |
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#14 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Montreal!
Posts: 6,285
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Turn on's : Beautiful fitness girls.
Turn off : Fat ass whores who don't exercise. |
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#15 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 720
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#16 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes.
Posts: 3,983
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Ons: Chicks with nice tattoos and piercings (nice is at my discretion)
Offs: Dicks. |
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#17 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: P-Town
Posts: 2,563
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I love the athletic type....chicks who play soccer and tennis are ideal!
Turn Off....chicks who smoke and have ugly tats |
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#18 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: United States
Posts: 2,918
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turn ons: slutty chicks
turn offs: fat chicks |
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turnon: long hair, white teeth, straight teeth, nice eyes
turnoff: dirty/crooked teeth, buncha pimples, mustache ![]() |
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#20 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: CHICAGO
Posts: 3,700
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thin!
tan! young! likes quiznos! turnoffs = the opposite..... |
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#21 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Planet Earp
Posts: 6,041
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#22 |
Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
Posts: 17,042
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Long nails are hot. Big boobs are hot. Blondes are hot. Small chicks are hot.
My conclusion: small blonde hair chicks with long nails and big boobs are hot! ![]()
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#23 | |
So Fucking Banned
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Live Hard - Die Hard
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Ready to leave...
Posts: 17,042
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5'2", 105 lbs, 36C, long blonde hair, and long nails with a hot ass to boot. Only way she could have been better is if she was Latina.
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#25 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the Valley
Posts: 589
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Turn On's = Big Natural Titties.
Turn Off's = small pancake titties. |
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#26 |
Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 144
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dont you have to be turned on to be turned off?
smelly snatch is the biggest turn-off |
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#27 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Northern Cuba
Posts: 3,358
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turn ons - powerful men
turn offs - brown nosing men/suckups |
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#28 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 9,240
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Turn-on: Cruel teasing sexy girls
Turn-offs: When they fall in love with me and stop being mean. |
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#29 | |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 9,240
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#30 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Still lost
Posts: 5,112
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Turn on - cute face / voice / nice rack
Turn offs - shy / tight / snobby full of themselves bitches |
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#31 |
I’m still alive barley.
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Va
Posts: 10,060
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Turn on: anything with 3 holes.... haha Just kidding, no really turn on: Women being them self. small tits, shaved legs and toes. Shaved to semi shaved pussy If they do the but hole area that is a plus. Someone that don't Stink. I don't mind zits, bad teeth, but just smell clean.
Turn off: Bad breath, hairy legs and pits, hairy pussy nasty ass feet. Stink ANYWHERE... dirty butt area, facial hair, and girls who pick their fucking nose ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww other then that I like all shapes and sizes *shrugs* TOM
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#32 | |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Icq#467701
Posts: 424
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#33 |
I'm here for SPORT
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696
Posts: 41,470
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turnon - intelligence
turnoff - idiots
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#34 |
Entrepreneur
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
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Women with great minds, dreamy eyes, smile lots, and a nice fun personality to be around. Don't Like: Snobs, liars, fakes, and the moody one day nice one day mean next day personalities.
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#36 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: EARTH (for the time being)
Posts: 7,014
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Biggest turn on: Women who SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Biggest turn off: Women who WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP! |
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#37 |
HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
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Turnons: self-absorbed girls, bad tempers, rudeness, arrogance
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#38 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 2,368
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I fuck anything that walks
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#39 | |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections
Posts: 3,584
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#40 |
Haters & Trolls SUCK!
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Posts: 9,275
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Turnons - Good photography, nice T&A's and Jazz Music
Turnoffs - Smokers and Spammers ![]() |
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Haters & Trolls SUCK!
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Location: Los Angeles, CA
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#42 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,193
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Turn ons: Big breasts, big ass, intelligence
Turn offs: Liars, Fakes, Bitches, Hoes |
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#43 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Closer than you think
Posts: 9,535
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turn-ons: one who has a good sense of humor, and
self-confident. turn-offs: ....with bad breath.
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#44 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: couch
Posts: 6,258
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Turn on: Chicks that kick ass
Turn off: Chicks that kick my ass ![]() |
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#45 |
So Fucking Banned
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: N.Y. -Long Island --
Posts: 122,992
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who's the dipshit that bumped my old thread?
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#46 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Amsterdam 139-752-770
Posts: 1,614
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turn-ons : good sence of humor, nice sparkly eyes, good ass!
turn-offs : guys that think that they have a good sence of humor, guys who are full of themselves. Idiots that think that stalking you is the best way the get your attention. |
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#47 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: East Coast
Posts: 453
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Turn-ons: Well, I had a sexual dream about Lensman last night. Not sure what that says about my turn-ons.
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#48 |
We need more free porn
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Montreal
Posts: 16,356
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#49 |
Confirmed User
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,193
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Oh I forgot smelly pussy for turn-offs! (It's by far the biggest turn-off!)
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#50 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Everywhere
Posts: 2,368
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on: girls what are dirty
off: bitchwhore hoochie attitude dyke |
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