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Old 06-04-2004, 05:58 PM   #1
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I will paypal $10,000 to the person who can take care of this small problem for me.

My son was born 2 weeks ago.

If you can get him a full ride to the university of his choice,,the money is yours.
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:00 PM   #2
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you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is history
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:01 PM   #3
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i can help you, i have connections.. the catch is i cant discuss anything with you, and i will need the money upfront
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:04 PM   #4
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you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is history
That is a great idea.

Sucks that i'll be gone though
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:08 PM   #5
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My son was born 2 weeks ago.

If you can get him a full ride to the university of his choice,,the money is yours.

Simple,

Save money for him to go to college.

Start off with $2500-5000 dollars in a trust fund, put 10-15% of your monthly income in the trust. And by the time he is 18 and ready to go to college you should have enough for him to attend, and if you stick with that plan you might even be able to buy him a car for graduation.

contact me so you can send me that 10K
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:12 PM   #6
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That's easy. Take the 10 k and invest it...by the time he is ready for college, the money will be there
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:17 PM   #7
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It's still along time till he even considers going to college.

It would be to premature to pay someone now coz they could die, then they would have to leave it to me in the will, and then it disappears.

On a serious note god luck and I am sure there are many people who can help you!
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:18 PM   #8
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That is a great idea.

Sucks that i'll be gone though
no worries, by the time they are that age they usually hate you any way . . . . this eliminates that painful process, and they grow up always loving you in their memory.

Now, I will need $5k up front, the balance to be paid upon completion of the job . . . . any way you would like it done?
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:22 PM   #9
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no worries, by the time they are that age they usually hate you any way . . . . this eliminates that painful process, and they grow up always loving you in their memory.

Now, I will need $5k up front, the balance to be paid upon completion of the job . . . . any way you would like it done?
cool,,,ok I'm ready.

but i did say 'to the university of his choice' so when he decides,,,i'll let ya know.

i've always wanted to be drawn and quartered,,,do you know what that is?
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:26 PM   #10
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Give me ten grand and I will convince him to sell porn like his dad and skip college. Done deal
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:30 PM   #11
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Give me ten grand and I will convince him to sell porn like his dad and skip college. Done deal
HEY,,I DON'T SELL PORN.

I run lots of websites where I display ads for company's who will pay me or split the revenue.

No different than your local cable company displaying ads for the adult tv stations.
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:32 PM   #12
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Jedi send traffic to my program , www.pillsbucks.com , and by the time he is ready for college you should have more than enough money to put him thru any college he would like to attend
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:49 PM   #13
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cool,,,ok I'm ready.

but i did say 'to the university of his choice' so when he decides,,,i'll let ya know.

i've always wanted to be drawn and quartered,,,do you know what that is?
sure do . . . . even have access to a horse for realism
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Old 06-04-2004, 06:51 PM   #14
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Simple,

Save money for him to go to college.

Start off with $2500-5000 dollars in a trust fund, put 10-15% of your monthly income in the trust. And by the time he is 18 and ready to go to college you should have enough for him to attend, and if you stick with that plan you might even be able to buy him a car for graduation.

contact me so you can send me that 10K
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:29 PM   #15
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you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is history
Bwahahaha! You beat me to this one.
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:33 PM   #16
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Sure, I will help since he will be the first in your family to go to college. A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

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Old 06-04-2004, 07:37 PM   #17
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you have life insurance? if so, I can off you, he collects and the rest is history
dam you baddog. I spat out coke all over my keyboard and down my freshly GFY t-shirt.

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Old 06-04-2004, 07:45 PM   #18
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HEY,,I DON'T SELL PORN.

I run lots of websites where I display ads for company's who will pay me or split the revenue.

No different than your local cable company displaying ads for the adult tv stations.
You believe that?

denial is not a river in Egypt.
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:14 PM   #19
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That's easy. Take the 10 k and invest it...by the time he is ready for college, the money will be there
I'm glad I was not the only one who saw the bleeding obvious !

Better still give me the $10k, I'll invest $8k, keep the $2 for myself and in 17 years time write you the check...

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Old 06-04-2004, 08:21 PM   #20
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no worries, by the time they are that age they usually hate you any way . . . .
Reminds me of that quote:

"By the time I was old enough to finally realize that my Dad was right about most things, I had a son who thought I was wrong"

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Old 06-04-2004, 08:25 PM   #21
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That's easy. Take the 10 k and invest it...by the time he is ready for college, the money will be there
Not so simple.. the cost of tuition has been going up nearly as fast as the interest on a safe-ish investment.
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