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  • tonkagunner
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2003
    • 830

    #1

    Jesus loved porn

    Why do religious people hate porn? Do their religious books say that porn is bad or something?
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  • Manowar
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    • Dec 2003
    • 71528

    #2
    Because Adam and eve's affiliate program didnt take off

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    • Fletch XXX
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      • Jan 2002
      • 60840

      #3
      well first off, "anal sex" is consider to be satanic could be a start.

      anal sex is the ultimate blsphemy against nature. sex for the religious is not for pleasure but procreation.

      so to stick the stem of nature into the dirty asshole of another is blaphemous.

      i say start burning the catholics before they make Passion Of The Christ 2

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      • tonkagunner
        Confirmed User
        • Mar 2003
        • 830

        #4
        Originally posted by Fletch XXX
        well first off, "anal sex" is consider to be satanic could be a start.

        anal sex is the ultimate blsphemy against nature. sex for the religious is not for pleasure but procreation.

        so to stick the stem of nature into the dirty asshole of another is blaphemous.

        i say start burning the catholics before they make Passion Of The Christ 2
        So, religious people don't have sex for fun? I think if that were the case we would probably have alot more people than we have now.
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        • detoxed
          vip member
          • Jan 2003
          • 17798

          #5
          Originally posted by tonkagunner
          So, religious people don't have sex for fun?
          arent supposed to

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          • Priapus
            Registered User
            • Mar 2004
            • 51

            #6
            religion is the crutch of fools.

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            • RugbyChode
              Confirmed User
              • Apr 2004
              • 189

              #7
              "And the correct religion was the Mormons, Yes thats right the Mormons"
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              • jhauser
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2002
                • 2924

                #8
                Originally posted by Manowar
                Because Adam and eve's affiliate program didnt take off
                ! I guess their fruit niche wasnt very appealing.
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                • Mr. Marks
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2001
                  • 7517

                  #9
                  no wonder. one saint (whos name escapes me, was it augustine?) said that sex is SOLELY for pro-creation. so if you fuck around for fun, its sinful. its like, youre throwing away potential kids or something like that.

                  in many cases, pornography in its very essence is vulgar and disgusting. it it used solely for the pleasure of the consumer and not for "holy" prurposes, thats why it is hated. like, everything should be done in the grace of god. thing is, lets face it. people then didnt have the diseases galore we have right now. and in the core of most religious teachings are hidden warnings: if you fuck around, you might get a disease. so dont. but on the way, the catechism got twisted in the sense that religious nuts shut their sexualities down.

                  but i believe that true, SPIRITUAL (take note, not RELIGIOUS) people are in touch and in tune with their sexuality: their needs and their wants as sexual beings. they value their bodies and take care of it, and knows its limitations.

                  for those who are having lots of great SAFE sex, good for you. a good lay contributes to our well-being. in my opinion, sex should be valued and pursued because it enhances our beings. i value sex because i value my BEING.

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                  • twistyneck
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 4660

                    #10
                    Originally posted by tonkagunner
                    Why do religious people hate porn? Do their religious books say that porn is bad or something?
                    They are sick of all the dead kittens.

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                    • wdsguy
                      Ryde or Die
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 19568

                      #11
                      Jesus did a chargeback on my site

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                      • SilverTab
                        Confirmed User
                        • Nov 2001
                        • 5060

                        #12
                        Of course he likes porn, why do you think he started JesusDialer
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                        • pimplink
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jun 2001
                          • 9535

                          #13
                          Man, wouldn't the world be more peaceful if we just stop discussing religion and politics?

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                          • MiSsBeHeaDReSs
                            Confirmed User
                            • May 2004
                            • 534

                            #14
                            thats bullshit, christians fuck like bunnies...just with their wives.
                            There is nothing in the bible that says you should not enjoy sex.
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                            • Mr. Marks
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2001
                              • 7517

                              #15
                              i didnt say it was in the bible, did i? check again.

                              i said one saint said it. and he's not even in the bible, i just forgot his name.

                              dont worry, ill try my best to look for it.

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                              • samuel
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 1986

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Manowar
                                Because Adam and eve's affiliate program didnt take off
                                haha.. bad marketing strategy..

                                Samuel

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                                • Corleone
                                  C.R.E.A.M
                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 15262

                                  #17
                                  i belive in god but i still love porn

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