Where to get laid in Calgary Alberta - GoFuckYourself.com

ehulk81 · 06-04-2004, 01:03 AM

Not that i haven't in the past but since my ex fience i seem to have lost my balls or something, please help!

flashfire · 06-04-2004, 01:07 AM

cecil hotel....bring 20 bucks

ehulk81 · 06-04-2004, 01:22 AM

ha ha funny shit

Mr. Marks · 06-04-2004, 02:37 AM

on the bed, in the kitchen, in the shower. ;-) honestly, i have no idea.

Paul Waters · 06-04-2004, 04:23 AM

Head out to the street party after game 6.

If you can't get lucky in that environment.....there is just no hope.

EviLGuY · 06-04-2004, 04:26 AM

Pretty much anywhere on the night Calgary wins the cup.

stev0 · 06-04-2004, 07:55 AM

3rd ave

Martin · 06-04-2004, 07:57 AM

By the pictures I've seen, looks like the women there are pretty easy going.

stev0 · 06-04-2004, 08:26 AM

Just the whory ones on 17th during the after parties

The pics are a bit of a misrepresentation... They say there was 50-60,000 people down on 17th ave last night, they're not all flashing

Last time i was down there i saw maybe 4 girls flash.

stev0 · 06-04-2004, 08:28 AM

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Originally posted by flashfire
cecil hotel....bring 20 bucks

haha, me, STrOGE, and Alien_Out were walking past the cecil the other day after fishing (with fishing rods in our hands)... some guy in a pickup truck pulled into the parking lot and said "catch fish?" and some cracked out whore walking by screamed out "IT'S NOT FISH!!" and started calling him and asshole and shit... it was hillarious.

49thParallel · 06-04-2004, 08:54 AM

Depends what age group you are...

If you are between 18 & 25, then the Roadhouse is a good beat....and Cowboys has it's moments.
Like your girls trashier...The Back Alley
25 to 35 - Kings Head has it's moments
If you are more into alternative...then The Ship and Anchor is the best place in town. You might not get lucky..but it's a great place.
Into goth..go to Machine or The Warehouse

StRoGE · 06-04-2004, 09:50 AM

Hahaha yeah Stev0 we should have gotten pictures of that crack whore. She was hilarious.

Best places to get laid in Calgary? Hmmmm...
Depends. Are you looking for a one night thing or something consistant? If your game is a little off and your looking for a one night deal then you need to pick one of the dirtier clubs (IE Crack alley).
If your not too desperate and want to look for something worthwhile then try Roadhouse, Cowboys, TEQUILA

, Outlaws etc.
If your searching for a Milf, hit up Ranchmans.
If you want to get in with a new group of people and make some friends while your at it, then hit the smaller pubs on 17th or Schanks etc on game night.
If you'd rather not drink, then I honestly have no idea. I always drink.

Phoenix · 06-04-2004, 09:53 AM

cowboys, or the drink

or head to banff, straight up ask 3-4 girls if they want to leave with you, and you should be good to go

what a town

bring condoms

Alisa · 06-04-2004, 10:15 AM

Just wait till the stampede and hit the bars, for I have heard that Calgary is crazy fun when the stampede is on.
Also all you Calgary guys should put together a meet up with all us edmonton people. Have a sweet little alberta gathering.

Dont you think?

StuartD · 06-04-2004, 10:16 AM

I hear there are a lot of cattle in Calgary.

Doctor Dre · 06-04-2004, 10:50 AM

Just go at the next game ... there will be plenty of topless flame girls

stev0 · 06-04-2004, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Alisa
Just wait till the stampede and hit the bars, for I have heard that Calgary is crazy fun when the stampede is on.
Also all you Calgary guys should put together a meet up with all us edmonton people. Have a sweet little alberta gathering.
Dont you think?

STrOGE actually made a thread suggesting that a while ago..

bdld · 06-04-2004, 10:53 AM

indoors, its freakin cold

Alisa · 06-04-2004, 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stev0
STrOGE actually made a thread suggesting that a while ago..

you should add me to you icq list so we can chat more

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06-04-2004, 01:03 AM	#1
ehulk81 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 289	Where to get laid in Calgary Alberta Not that i haven't in the past but since my ex fience i seem to have lost my balls or something, please help!

06-04-2004, 04:23 AM	#5
Paul Waters Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Posts: 4,402	Head out to the street party after game 6. If you can't get lucky in that environment.....there is just no hope. __________________ Paul

06-04-2004, 07:57 AM	#8
Martin "Assassins" Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: At home Posts: 17,277	By the pictures I've seen, looks like the women there are pretty easy going. __________________

06-04-2004, 09:50 AM	#12
StRoGE Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 1,713	Hahaha yeah Stev0 we should have gotten pictures of that crack whore. She was hilarious. Best places to get laid in Calgary? Hmmmm... Depends. Are you looking for a one night thing or something consistant? If your game is a little off and your looking for a one night deal then you need to pick one of the dirtier clubs (IE Crack alley). If your not too desperate and want to look for something worthwhile then try Roadhouse, Cowboys, TEQUILA , Outlaws etc. If your searching for a Milf, hit up Ranchmans. If you want to get in with a new group of people and make some friends while your at it, then hit the smaller pubs on 17th or Schanks etc on game night. If you'd rather not drink, then I honestly have no idea. I always drink. __________________ [URL=http://www.stupidcash.com/referral=sailorslut/][/URL

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06-04-2004, 01:07 AM	#2
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	cecil hotel....bring 20 bucks

06-04-2004, 01:22 AM	#3
ehulk81 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 289	ha ha funny shit

06-04-2004, 02:37 AM	#4
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	on the bed, in the kitchen, in the shower. ;-) honestly, i have no idea.

06-04-2004, 04:26 AM	#6
EviLGuY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: malta Posts: 12,745	Pretty much anywhere on the night Calgary wins the cup.

06-04-2004, 07:55 AM	#7
stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	3rd ave

06-04-2004, 08:26 AM	#9
stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	Just the whory ones on 17th during the after parties The pics are a bit of a misrepresentation... They say there was 50-60,000 people down on 17th ave last night, they're not all flashing Last time i was down there i saw maybe 4 girls flash.

06-04-2004, 08:54 AM	#11
49thParallel So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 1,197	Depends what age group you are... If you are between 18 & 25, then the Roadhouse is a good beat....and Cowboys has it's moments. Like your girls trashier...The Back Alley 25 to 35 - Kings Head has it's moments If you are more into alternative...then The Ship and Anchor is the best place in town. You might not get lucky..but it's a great place. Into goth..go to Machine or The Warehouse

06-04-2004, 10:15 AM	#14
Alisa Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 188	Just wait till the stampede and hit the bars, for I have heard that Calgary is crazy fun when the stampede is on. Also all you Calgary guys should put together a meet up with all us edmonton people. Have a sweet little alberta gathering. Dont you think? __________________ icq # 18141348

06-04-2004, 10:16 AM	#15
StuartD Sofa King Band Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Outside the box Posts: 29,903	I hear there are a lot of cattle in Calgary. __________________ This is me on facebook This is me on twitter

06-04-2004, 10:53 AM	#18
bdld $100,000 Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 11,452	indoors, its freakin cold