Swedish Woman Complains About Noisy Sex - GoFuckYourself.com

YentaGirl · 06-03-2004, 09:12 PM

STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A Swedish woman, tired of the noise made by her amorous neighbors in the apartment above, took her quest for some peace and quiet to an official environmental health committee.

Jon Persson, who works with the local health committee in Simrishamn, some 382 miles south of the capital, Stockholm, said Thursday that the woman said she was "distressed, angry and tense all over" because her neighbors make love loudly almost nightly.

He said it was the first time he can recall such a complaint ever being filed in the Scandinavian country. Typically, most disputes get settled between neighbors and don't require government intervention.

The woman, who was not identified, complained that the lovemaking usually starts around 10 p.m. and lasts well past midnight, sometimes to 1 a.m., Persson said.

According to a copy of her complaint, she said the lovers' efforts have left her with tense headaches, cramps and heartburn.

"You are my last hope, please help me," the woman wrote in the complaint, according to Persson.

Persson said he's not entirely sure how to help the woman, noting that it's the landlord of the apartment building "whose duty it is to make sure the nuisance stops."

Persson said his committee could visit the woman's apartment and measure the noise levels, but said it might be hard to do that because "we don't know in advance when the disturbances will occur."

Mr. Marks · 06-03-2004, 09:38 PM

man. loud love making is GOOD lovemaking. too bad for this lady, but i kinda feel sorry for her. maybe she should get some and compete with her neigbirs. i bet shed even sleep better afterwards. ;-)

Gheenz · 06-03-2004, 09:40 PM

2-3 hours of fucking every night! Fuckin' A!

cornhusker · 06-03-2004, 09:44 PM

Sweden...

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pimplink · 06-03-2004, 10:49 PM

Pretty disappointing complaint from someone with a Viking descent.Afterall, their ancestors are loud

pimplink · 06-03-2004, 10:54 PM

And maybe the woman's just jealous cuz she doesn't get laid anymore

sexsup · 06-03-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by YentaGirl

The woman, who was not identified, complained that the lovemaking usually starts around 10 p.m. and lasts well past midnight, sometimes to 1 a.m., Persson said.

4 hours daily of sex, do they are pornstars?

stev0 · 06-03-2004, 11:01 PM

Sound like she's jealous of the healthy sex relations going on upstairs?

HAPPYPEEKERS · 06-03-2004, 11:04 PM

That is hillarious!!

pimplink · 06-04-2004, 12:32 AM

cum to think of it, maybe the woman not a swedish, that's why

VirtuMike · 06-04-2004, 12:37 AM

Fuck now I HAVE to go to Sweden.

Ja ja

Beware of Magnus Smisk!

06-03-2004, 09:12 PM	#1
YentaGirl Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 156	Swedish Woman Complains About Noisy Sex STOCKHOLM, Sweden - A Swedish woman, tired of the noise made by her amorous neighbors in the apartment above, took her quest for some peace and quiet to an official environmental health committee. Jon Persson, who works with the local health committee in Simrishamn, some 382 miles south of the capital, Stockholm, said Thursday that the woman said she was "distressed, angry and tense all over" because her neighbors make love loudly almost nightly. He said it was the first time he can recall such a complaint ever being filed in the Scandinavian country. Typically, most disputes get settled between neighbors and don't require government intervention. The woman, who was not identified, complained that the lovemaking usually starts around 10 p.m. and lasts well past midnight, sometimes to 1 a.m., Persson said. According to a copy of her complaint, she said the lovers' efforts have left her with tense headaches, cramps and heartburn. "You are my last hope, please help me," the woman wrote in the complaint, according to Persson. Persson said he's not entirely sure how to help the woman, noting that it's the landlord of the apartment building "whose duty it is to make sure the nuisance stops." Persson said his committee could visit the woman's apartment and measure the noise levels, but said it might be hard to do that because "we don't know in advance when the disturbances will occur."

06-03-2004, 09:40 PM	#3
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06-03-2004, 09:38 PM	#2
Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	man. loud love making is GOOD lovemaking. too bad for this lady, but i kinda feel sorry for her. maybe she should get some and compete with her neigbirs. i bet shed even sleep better afterwards. ;-)

06-03-2004, 09:44 PM	#4
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06-03-2004, 11:01 PM	#8
stev0 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Calgary, Alberta Posts: 6,801	Sound like she's jealous of the healthy sex relations going on upstairs?

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