Does this job lead to chronic masterbation? - GoFuckYourself.com

sweetjimmy · 01-29-2001, 08:07 AM

Are there any products available to curb chronic masterbation? Can I buy some kind of crotch guard so that I don't jagoff when I'm building galleries?

I'd like to get some feedback on this, thanks.

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Scraper · 01-29-2001, 09:43 AM

Of course there is a cure!

Do what I do, get hot beach volleyball girls to play with you till you burst.

I've also found that I can write more creative text links when I'm ready to blow.

sweetjimmy · 01-29-2001, 10:04 AM

I'd like to see some photographic evidence of these beach volleyball players scaper.

Doctor Dre · 01-29-2001, 10:20 AM

lol

israeliguy · 01-29-2001, 02:06 PM

you can build fat women galleries or shemale galleries... i think that will solve your problem

joshhh · 01-29-2001, 02:11 PM

you have to put up with it...

paparoach · 01-29-2001, 02:20 PM

I wear my wife out afterwords.
She loves it.

01-29-2001, 02:26 PM

Just do what I do....Use a pic of Janet Reno for your desktop wallpaper.

Bake · 01-29-2001, 02:37 PM

After a while porn pics will do nothing for you it's just the same old stuff I get more thrills out of well done text.
Bake

OzKaNoz · 01-29-2001, 06:53 PM

evildick,
You Sick! LOL

OZ

sweetjimmy · 01-29-2001, 07:03 PM

Evildick, I've seen some sick shit on the internet but you my friend take the cake.

TheFLY · 01-29-2001, 07:43 PM

well i don't know what your non-virtual sex-life is like, but if you aren't saving your sperm for safe keeping -- and you have a serious problem -- try paying somebody to review your links (like I do ;) -- while you worry about the other bullshit like link trades, stats, broken URL's, endless emails, ICQ's and gofuckyourself postings, your can pay to have someone else wack off and review your link submissions... Try to find someone that is female -- they won't wack off as much and they'll get more work done.

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sweetjimmy · 01-29-2001, 07:56 PM

What's happenin Fly? Did you move to New York yet?

Exxxotica · 01-29-2001, 08:41 PM

What's wrong with chronic masterbation?

It's all good

angelduster · 01-29-2001, 08:55 PM

let it fly, thats all i have tro say

Dafey · 01-30-2001, 02:33 AM

Whats wrong with masterbation?

Bexman · 01-30-2001, 04:11 AM

Try to get somebody who makes you don't want to masturbate but to do some real-life sh*t... ;-)

BlueLace · 01-30-2001, 06:19 AM

If you can't handle building galleries thank god you're not a photographer.

sweetjimmy · 01-30-2001, 06:26 AM

Bexam did you have fetal alcohol syndrome as a child? What the fuck are trying to say?

Andy · 01-30-2001, 06:33 AM

if you can't handle pics do not watch the movies !!
you better go an check galleries with that bizzare shitiing and ... grr ... maybe you'll need to clean your monitor and keyboard and everything then

The GateKeeper · 02-02-2001, 03:33 PM

Have a drink and lite up a fatty, seems to work for some ......

jill · 02-02-2001, 05:36 PM

Just imagine what it must be like to be a photographer!

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blackcat · 02-04-2001, 06:29 PM

oh... i had this problem too until i knew April, my new girlfriend... she loves when i'm making some galleries...

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wiZd0m · 02-04-2001, 09:34 PM

Doing photography is'nt really difficult (beign behind the camera) because your concentrating so much on getting the perfect shots and making sure the girls are in good position so they loook really great that you don't even think about the fact that they are naked.

Some poses you take don't look natural at all when you take them, but once on film, they are just awesome.

Also, you don't have to worry about having nice chicks in front of the camera if your going to play with your dick all session long, cuz the next time you'll be doing fucking fat shemales midgets getting pissed on or something!

wiZd0m

Jello · 02-04-2001, 09:54 PM

you guys need to learn this is a business....
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dont burn your own bandwdith
visit some one elses!
Muhahaha!

Dafey · 02-04-2001, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wiZd0m:
fucking fat shemales midgets getting pissed on ,or something!

wiZd0m

Pissed on by farm animals? Them blowing goats?

Man where did this sick mood come from?I think i need a break!

Hazen · 02-04-2001, 11:33 PM

I totally agree with Andy!

And hey, why do you think they made plastic keyboard covers?

wiZd0m · 02-04-2001, 11:38 PM

Hey man, quoting me like that out of context can make me look real bad, lol

wiZd0m

XM · 02-05-2001, 02:04 AM

Well guys, having girlfriend born under right zodiac sign will make you absolutely jerking-disabled during gallery coding.
XM

wiZd0m · 02-05-2001, 02:22 AM

+1, interesting XM

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01-29-2001, 08:07 AM	#1
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01-29-2001, 09:43 AM	#2
Scraper Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Rainforest Posts: 182	Of course there is a cure! Do what I do, get hot beach volleyball girls to play with you till you burst. I've also found that I can write more creative text links when I'm ready to blow.

01-29-2001, 10:04 AM	#3
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	I'd like to see some photographic evidence of these beach volleyball players scaper.

01-29-2001, 10:20 AM	#4
Doctor Dre Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 51,692	lol

01-29-2001, 02:06 PM	#5
israeliguy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: haifa, israel Posts: 114	you can build fat women galleries or shemale galleries... i think that will solve your problem

01-29-2001, 02:11 PM	#6
joshhh Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Lahti Posts: 27	you have to put up with it...

01-29-2001, 02:20 PM	#7
paparoach Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Wheelersburg,Ohio Posts: 404	I wear my wife out afterwords. She loves it.

01-29-2001, 02:26 PM	#8
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Just do what I do....Use a pic of Janet Reno for your desktop wallpaper.

01-29-2001, 02:37 PM	#9
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,269	After a while porn pics will do nothing for you it's just the same old stuff I get more thrills out of well done text. Bake

01-29-2001, 06:53 PM	#10
OzKaNoz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Deep With In Your Mind Posts: 1,834	evildick, You Sick! LOL OZ

01-29-2001, 07:03 PM	#11
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Evildick, I've seen some sick shit on the internet but you my friend take the cake.

01-29-2001, 07:43 PM	#12
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	well i don't know what your non-virtual sex-life is like, but if you aren't saving your sperm for safe keeping -- and you have a serious problem -- try paying somebody to review your links (like I do ;) -- while you worry about the other bullshit like link trades, stats, broken URL's, endless emails, ICQ's and gofuckyourself postings, your can pay to have someone else wack off and review your link submissions... Try to find someone that is female -- they won't wack off as much and they'll get more work done. ------------------ -- thefly.net

01-29-2001, 07:56 PM	#13
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	What's happenin Fly? Did you move to New York yet?

01-29-2001, 08:41 PM	#14
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	What's wrong with chronic masterbation? It's all good

01-29-2001, 08:55 PM	#15
angelduster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: madison, al, usa Posts: 117	let it fly, thats all i have tro say

01-30-2001, 02:33 AM	#16
Dafey Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: FtWorth,TX Posts: 169	Whats wrong with masterbation?

01-30-2001, 04:11 AM	#17
Bexman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cologne, germany Posts: 105	Try to get somebody who makes you don't want to masturbate but to do some real-life sh*t... ;-)

01-30-2001, 06:19 AM	#18
BlueLace Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Bangor, PA, USA Posts: 12	If you can't handle building galleries thank god you're not a photographer.

01-30-2001, 06:26 AM	#19
sweetjimmy Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Harlem, NY, U.S.A Posts: 777	Bexam did you have fetal alcohol syndrome as a child? What the fuck are trying to say?

01-30-2001, 06:33 AM	#20
Andy Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A nice little folder on some C drive inside a huge server ;) Posts: 460	if you can't handle pics do not watch the movies !! you better go an check galleries with that bizzare shitiing and ... grr ... maybe you'll need to clean your monitor and keyboard and everything then

02-02-2001, 03:33 PM	#21
The GateKeeper Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Apache Junction, AZ, USA Posts: 24	Have a drink and lite up a fatty, seems to work for some ......

02-02-2001, 05:36 PM	#22
jill Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Buffalo Posts: 155	Just imagine what it must be like to be a photographer! ------------------ INSTANT WEBSITE! (just add water) http://www.jills.org/free

02-04-2001, 06:29 PM	#23
blackcat Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sao Paulo, SP, Brazil Posts: 168	oh... i had this problem too until i knew April, my new girlfriend... she loves when i'm making some galleries... ------------------ --==The Black Cat==-- www.analfantasy.net

02-04-2001, 09:34 PM	#24
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Doing photography is'nt really difficult (beign behind the camera) because your concentrating so much on getting the perfect shots and making sure the girls are in good position so they loook really great that you don't even think about the fact that they are naked. Some poses you take don't look natural at all when you take them, but once on film, they are just awesome. Also, you don't have to worry about having nice chicks in front of the camera if your going to play with your dick all session long, cuz the next time you'll be doing fucking fat shemales midgets getting pissed on or something! wiZd0m

02-04-2001, 09:54 PM	#25
Jello Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marathon Posts: 48	you guys need to learn this is a business.... .. . . . . . . . . . . dont burn your own bandwdith visit some one elses! Muhahaha!

02-04-2001, 11:33 PM	#27
Hazen Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 224	I totally agree with Andy! And hey, why do you think they made plastic keyboard covers?

02-04-2001, 11:38 PM	#28
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	Hey man, quoting me like that out of context can make me look real bad, lol wiZd0m

02-05-2001, 02:04 AM	#29
XM Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: SVK Posts: 406	Well guys, having girlfriend born under right zodiac sign will make you absolutely jerking-disabled during gallery coding. XM

02-05-2001, 02:22 AM	#30
wiZd0m Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montreal Posts: 1,526	+1, interesting XM ------------------ wiZd0m