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Old 06-04-2004, 07:57 AM   #51
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50 people trying to win 200 bucks.,
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Old 06-04-2004, 07:57 AM   #52
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Lars is still no:1 in cam's
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:03 AM   #53
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No need for modesty Lars.

Your program rocks and you know it!
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:16 AM   #54
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No need for modesty Lars.

Your program rocks and you know it!

always room for improvement
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:25 AM   #55
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Old 06-04-2004, 08:30 AM   #56
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cuzz of my small penis
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Old 06-04-2004, 09:48 AM   #57
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Why is Lars legendary?
An awful lot of hot ladies that get surfers good and horny enough to eventually reach for their wallets!
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:09 AM   #58
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They Dont call him Stubby for nothin
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Old 06-04-2004, 11:47 AM   #59
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aye lyke yew aye lot yer programe r0xmis0x OMGLOL
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Old 06-04-2004, 03:36 PM   #60
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aye lyke yew aye lot yer programe r0xmis0x OMGLOL
kick ass !!

2 prizes in this thread

win 200 bux for the person who post the most and is an affiliate

post the most and not an affiliate win $100 buxors

get to postin folx
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Old 06-04-2004, 03:50 PM   #61
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yeah, that seems to be the new trend on GFY...

anyway a bump - for buying the 12,5k sig from Sleazy!!!
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Old 06-04-2004, 03:51 PM   #62
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Old 06-05-2004, 11:15 AM   #63
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whos gonna win this is an easy quick $$


ok I am upping the ante

I will give $100 also to the person who is not an affiliate


that post the most in this thread by the end of the contest

so 200 to the top affiliate and 100 to a non affiliate

good luck
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Old 06-06-2004, 11:43 AM   #64
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top person in this thread has only 9 posts

so they are gonna win the 100 bucks

its not worth posting in this thread 9 times to get a 100 bucks ?
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:32 PM   #65
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lol, another one this is turning into a circus haha
yeah lol
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:34 PM   #66
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yeah lol
Just gonna have my 25 employees sign up on gfy and bump my own threads
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:37 PM   #67
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or I could make alter egos and bump my own threads and fight with myself
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:37 PM   #68
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:43 PM   #69
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so far, I think Lars is winning his own contest. (most posts in thread)
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:49 PM   #70
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top person in this thread has only 9 posts

so they are gonna win the 100 bucks

its not worth posting in this thread 9 times to get a 100 bucks ?


well shiznit, you guys rock...and I've been cafinating most of the morning so here goes...



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Old 06-06-2004, 12:50 PM   #71
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oh, btw, thanks for hooking up those non-nude join pages, I'll be putting those to use shortly...


you guys were very responsive on that request...

big for that...
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:52 PM   #72
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oh hey, question for ya...


do you guys have a list of your 'top selling' chics and/or himbos?



I wanna whip out a few layouts but would really love to know who to use or rather, statistically, who's selling the best for ya...


yanno, replicate the sucess type of thang...



PS: You guys still rock....oh hell it's only been a few minutes since the last post, of course you do unless something happened between now and then?....ok...I really gotta go to de-caf....
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:52 PM   #73
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btw - I'm also an affiliate. Streamray has some cool toys. Only sponsor I felt integrated with my site well enough to promote without being tacky.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:52 PM   #74
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oh, btw, thanks for hooking up those non-nude join pages, I'll be putting those to use shortly...


you guys were very responsive on that request...

big for that...


anytime non nude join forms for search engines rock !

Got some other stuff in the works but wont talk about it yet so my competition dont launch it before I do LOL
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:53 PM   #75
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oh hey, question for ya...


do you guys have a list of your 'top selling' chics and/or himbos?



I wanna whip out a few layouts but would really love to know who to use or rather, statistically, who's selling the best for ya...


yanno, replicate the sucess type of thang...



PS: You guys still rock....oh hell it's only been a few minutes since the last post, of course you do unless something happened between now and then?....ok...I really gotta go to de-caf....

LOL I do have that list but I dont wanna give it out so that my competitoin cherry picks my best models.
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:55 PM   #76
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btw - I'm also an affiliate. Streamray has some cool toys. Only sponsor I felt integrated with my site well enough to promote without being tacky.
Thanks so much

a lot of people are trying to do co brands now.. I finally was first at something
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:56 PM   #77
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anytime non nude join forms for search engines rock !

Got some other stuff in the works but wont talk about it yet so my competition dont launch it before I do LOL

don't blame you there man...I'm sure there are loads of ways you can juice up your and your affiliates income...



PS: Youzzz guyzzz still rock....
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:56 PM   #78
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I must jump on the bandwagon and get some great free publicity too My small penis obligates me to do it. Post in this thread and win $200 bucks. Post in here and you must have an active Legendary Lars / Streamray Affiliate account. active meaning ya sent us some traffic in the last 30 days. Say something nice about us Contest closes june 13th and umm like my buddy said if the thread gets pulled or axed then the contest is null and void. The person with the most posts wins. As long as they meet the other criteria.

Check sig, will solve small penis problem,
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Old 06-06-2004, 12:58 PM   #79
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LOL I do have that list but I dont wanna give it out so that my competitoin cherry picks my best models.

can you whisper a few of them to me on ICQ (5702550) ? I promise I won't spill it to anyone, I just want to make a few chica & himbo pages that have the highest probability of luring the whales in ;)


gratci!



PS: yup, just checked again and you guys still rock...
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Check sig, will solve small penis problem,
or maybe you are fine with what you got.

then if I had a big dick everyone would hate me..

so I will remain small
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Why did the blonde cross the road?
I don't know, and neither does she.
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This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar, he sees a big sign on the door saying ''Nerds Not Allowed -- Enter At Your Own Risk!'' He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him.
''You smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?''
''I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I'm hauling.''
''Okay, truck drivers are not nerds,'' he says and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver is totally shocked.
''Why did you do that?''
''Not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You don't even need a license.'' The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly, he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers.They are all engineers, accountants, and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
''What's wrong? I thought nerds were in season," says the truck driver.
''Well, sure,'' says the patrolman. ''But you can't bait 'em.''
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An old man and woman were married for years, even though they hated each other. When they had a fight, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. He constantly told his wife in front of all the people in the town: "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
The neighbors believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs and strange sounds at all hours. He was quite feared and enjoyed it very much.

Then the man died abruptly under strange circumstances and there was a closed-casket funeral. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors approached in a group to ask if she wasn't worried about her husband digging himself out of the grave.

The wife put down her drink, smiled and said, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him buried upside down!"
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ok, back from firing up another pot of java...



PS: Streamray is groovey


and I only got 3 more posts to go to up the ante to 10 ;)


it will be my major accomplishment for the day...


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A: She missed the Earth!
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Yo' mama so stupid, she thought a walk-in closet came with legs!
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Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck."
His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." Adam decided to to his friend's advice.

The next day at the bar his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," Adam replied.

"Did she like it?"

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!!"
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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants, a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt.
''Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?''
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