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Shonine 06-12-2004 12:48 AM

Quote:

I was trying on new shoes the other day, and the lady reached up my shorts and told me I looked like George Clooney. I told her thanks. Then she said I was handsome. I said thanks. Turns out she had the hots for me because I promote CJ Bucks.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Shoehorn! 06-12-2004 12:51 AM

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Originally posted by Shonine
I noticed my penis grow 3 inches today and something down deep told me CJ Bucks is responsible for this.
:1orglaugh

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Shonine 06-12-2004 12:56 AM

Quote:

met this kid at the drive in soda fountain when I took my steady date there. She said that I looked groovy in my mop top bip bop. I told her that CJ Bucks is awesome. Then we fornicated in her uncle's toolshed.
:1orglaugh

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Shoehorn! 06-12-2004 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shonine
:1orglaugh

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