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I'm a great bowler.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Right Outside of Normal.
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![]() Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse * 7 have been arrested for fraud * 19 have been accused of writing bad checks * 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses * 3 have done time for assault * 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit * 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges * 8 have been arrested for shoplifting * 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits * 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year Can you guess which organization this is? It's the 535 members of the United States Congress. - The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Cannot be true ... wtf
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Philadelphia
Posts: 1,625
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only 89 drunk driving seems low..the# that kills me is the 116 that can not get credit???WTF
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: So. Cal.
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your buddy in florida should run for congress
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#5 |
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Orange County, CA
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nice thread
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#6 |
I can change this!!!!!
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 18,972
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wow is that the truth, we need to refigure our government and the people in it, and some people cant get hired for a criminal past and the rest are in congress
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: San Diego
Posts: 1,642
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What is the source that you were able to attain those stats?
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